conversation
me: your diary? you mean the little pink one with nothing in it?
my sis: ye- wait how did you know?
me: i read it.
my sis: YOU WENT THROUGH MY UNDIES DRAW!!??
me: it wasnt in your undies draw.
my sis: i cant believe you were in my room.
me: i was looking for the earphones.
my sis: im never talking to you again!
me: <sings hallelujah>
you guys got any funny ones?
my sis: ye- wait how did you know?
me: i read it.
my sis: YOU WENT THROUGH MY UNDIES DRAW!!??
me: it wasnt in your undies draw.
my sis: i cant believe you were in my room.
me: i was looking for the earphones.
my sis: im never talking to you again!
me: <sings hallelujah>
you guys got any funny ones?
<Thinking to myself>
Me: Hmmm... do you have any funny conversations that happened recently?
Me: Nope, maybe I could just make one up..
Me: Good idea... I hardly post on this site anyway.
Me: Yeh, preferably one that makes my brother look like a n00b
Me: Then why not just post a video of him on the internet?
Me: He might rage at me like a n00b
Me: Yeh, stupid n00b
Me: Wonder if thought conversations count?
Me: .... Maybe, although having conversations with yourself in your head probably isn't a good sign
Me: I guess your right.. I'll just close the window and.. oops.. wrong button... sh*t.
Me: Oh sh*t... You nubcake.
Me: Hmmm... do you have any funny conversations that happened recently?
Me: Nope, maybe I could just make one up..
Me: Good idea... I hardly post on this site anyway.
Me: Yeh, preferably one that makes my brother look like a n00b
Me: Then why not just post a video of him on the internet?
Me: He might rage at me like a n00b
Me: Yeh, stupid n00b
Me: Wonder if thought conversations count?
Me: .... Maybe, although having conversations with yourself in your head probably isn't a good sign
Me: I guess your right.. I'll just close the window and.. oops.. wrong button... sh*t.
Me: Oh sh*t... You nubcake.
i have conversations with tgv all the time! eh? yeah. see?
Me: Yeah, this job pretty well sucks. I'm hoping I can get out of here in a month and back to something better.
Coworker with beergut: Yeah. Me, man, I want to work in a stripclub.
Me: ...you think you have the body for that?
It was pretty funny at the time... at least, to me it was. I don't think he liked it too much.
Coworker with beergut: Yeah. Me, man, I want to work in a stripclub.
Me: ...you think you have the body for that?
It was pretty funny at the time... at least, to me it was. I don't think he liked it too much.
- good morning Vukodlak
- Hrmmzmrpsszngrh.
- not such a good one for you?
- If I replied to that I'd be repeating myself.
- Hrmmzmrpsszngrh.
- not such a good one for you?
- If I replied to that I'd be repeating myself.
where did you get that glenn? it was dang funny!!
*I was playing a few games on Whirled when my freind, who is known as wolfman666, PMed me. here's what he said. Warning to those under the age of fourteen, this is really inappropriate.*
wolfman666: "Hey Dire" *Diretooth is my screenname on Whirled*
Me: "Hey Wolf, how's it going?"
wolf: "Good, I just came up with a funny joke, wanna hear???"
Me: "Sure, what is it?"
wolf: "Duck duck duck a duck, screw a kangaroo; Fingerbang an orangutang, at your local zoo!"
*I laughed so hard after that that i peed myself.*
wolfman666: "Hey Dire" *Diretooth is my screenname on Whirled*
Me: "Hey Wolf, how's it going?"
wolf: "Good, I just came up with a funny joke, wanna hear???"
Me: "Sure, what is it?"
wolf: "Duck duck duck a duck, screw a kangaroo; Fingerbang an orangutang, at your local zoo!"
*I laughed so hard after that that i peed myself.*
LOL XD that's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all week!
@Glenn: Lol, nuclear tits... I love Cyber/RP gone wrong...
(don't judge a fourteen year old for taking advantage of having a computer connected to the internet 24/7 in their room...)
@Glenn: Lol, nuclear tits... I love Cyber/RP gone wrong...
(don't judge a fourteen year old for taking advantage of having a computer connected to the internet 24/7 in their room...)
(20:47:21) <DN_Chrispy> Give me my Bra Ket notation, or give me the sweet, sweet release of death.
(21:09:32) * +Ex-Deathevn gives DN_Chrispy the fabled Bra of Ket
(21:09:50) * DN_Chrispy facepalms
(21:09:32) * +Ex-Deathevn gives DN_Chrispy the fabled Bra of Ket
(21:09:50) * DN_Chrispy facepalms
<schnapper> casts "de-nude" on DinkKiller
<schnapper> ewww! ugly!
<schnapper> casts "re-clothe" on DinkKiller
<pill-away> Mmm...just to say, if you casted de-nude, wouldn't you be reversing the effect of nude?
<DinkKiller>
<DinkKiller> pervert!
<schnapper> ewww! ugly!
<schnapper> casts "re-clothe" on DinkKiller
<pill-away> Mmm...just to say, if you casted de-nude, wouldn't you be reversing the effect of nude?
<DinkKiller>
<DinkKiller> pervert!
<schnapper> casts "de-nude" on DinkKiller
<schnapper> ewww! ugly!
<schnapper> casts "re-clothe" on DinkKiller
<pill-away> Mmm...just to say, if you casted de-nude, wouldn't you be reversing the effect of nude?
<DinkKiller>
<DinkKiller> pervert!
lol
good times in the chat room
<casts kill schnapper>
<schnapper> ewww! ugly!
<schnapper> casts "re-clothe" on DinkKiller
<pill-away> Mmm...just to say, if you casted de-nude, wouldn't you be reversing the effect of nude?
<DinkKiller>
<DinkKiller> pervert!
lol
good times in the chat room
<casts kill schnapper>
Me: "Why do these idiots keep making up sex jokes for something completely unrelated?!"
Axetail the Werewolf (wolfman666's new screen name.): "I don't know, but they're freakin' retarded!"
John Thomas (An idiot who was, at the time, playing LolCaptions on Whirled when me and Axetail were playing: "I like Tater tots!"
Me: *Glare*
Axetail: *Flips John Thomas off for being a No0b.*
John: *Does a lapdance for everyone*
Me: "Oh God!"
Axetail: "Someone PLEASE boot him of something!"
John: *Takes off his..."
Me: "Please God no!"
John: "Hat."
*Five seconds later, John Thomas was banned for a week, as a Admin was currently playing.*
Admin (I forget his name): "Stupid idiot."
Me: "At least he's not on!"
*A notation at the bottom right of the screen reads, 'Whirled will restart in one minute.'*
Me: "What?!? I'm at the top of the chart! I'm making awesome Coins!"
*Five minutes later, I look at the newest update, as it turned out, it was just another useless update about some sort of Brand thing for the Shop.*
Axetail the Werewolf (wolfman666's new screen name.): "I don't know, but they're freakin' retarded!"
John Thomas (An idiot who was, at the time, playing LolCaptions on Whirled when me and Axetail were playing: "I like Tater tots!"
Me: *Glare*
Axetail: *Flips John Thomas off for being a No0b.*
John: *Does a lapdance for everyone*
Me: "Oh God!"
Axetail: "Someone PLEASE boot him of something!"
John: *Takes off his..."
Me: "Please God no!"
John: "Hat."
*Five seconds later, John Thomas was banned for a week, as a Admin was currently playing.*
Admin (I forget his name): "Stupid idiot."
Me: "At least he's not on!"
*A notation at the bottom right of the screen reads, 'Whirled will restart in one minute.'*
Me: "What?!? I'm at the top of the chart! I'm making awesome Coins!"
*Five minutes later, I look at the newest update, as it turned out, it was just another useless update about some sort of Brand thing for the Shop.*
I was playing LolCaptions with JT once too...didn't take long and I blocked him.
DinkKiller said: good times in the chat room
<casts kill schnapper>
*casts evade spell, but gets killed while casting the lengthy spell*
Nothin' like the Dink chat to cheer the saddened heart!
<casts kill schnapper>
*casts evade spell, but gets killed while casting the lengthy spell*
Nothin' like the Dink chat to cheer the saddened heart!
dangit, whenever I go on the chat, it's either empty, silemt, or won't load.
Pillbug, do you have a Whirled account too?!? Look up Diretooth and you'll find mine.
On MSN recently: (only one I can think of)
friend: how do you change your satus friend: *status me: there should be an option near your name me: in the main messenger window friend: i might still answer (changes status to Busy) me: you !@#*^$! friend: sorry but i *am* busy me: doing... what exactly? friend: cleaning my room me: ah... hiding incriminating evidence? friend: pretty much me: right... anything in particular? or just general contraband? friend: general contrabamd me: can i guess as to what it is? friend: sure me: oooh... is it 'plant'life? friend: *might* be me: does it have any 'happy' smells? friend: oh yay i just found the controller for me set top box me: that's contraband?
OMG!! my cats got somthing stuck in its throat and now shes bleeding out the nose and mouth!! my sis is freaking out!!
i really hope my cat doesnt die... at least not slowly...
i really hope my cat doesnt die... at least not slowly...
Axe - the finest invention of mankind.
Really though, if you're serious, you should take that cat to the vets.
Really though, if you're serious, you should take that cat to the vets.
I don't really get it? He made some funny comments, then gets banned?
Funny comments are only funny the first couple hundred times. When I was on, it wasn't just random stuff, it was
'Suck my John Thomas'
'My bf dumped me and won't suck my John Thomas'
and other stuff along those lines. Very annoying, and quite disturbing actually. He was talking to someone in the game called Shelby, asking her out and stuff, which is odd, considering there are no real girls on the interwebz.
'Suck my John Thomas'
'My bf dumped me and won't suck my John Thomas'
and other stuff along those lines. Very annoying, and quite disturbing actually. He was talking to someone in the game called Shelby, asking her out and stuff, which is odd, considering there are no real girls on the interwebz.
Most of the people with Static avi's (Avitar's that have no movements whatsoever) are internet daters.
we took her to the vet today, it turns out we were wrong. she has a dislocated jaw, they might have to put her down.... poor custard.
Most of the people with Static avi's (Avitar's that have no movements whatsoever) are internet daters.
Wait, so we're all interweb daters?!
Wait, so we're all interweb daters?!
No, he said most people, and TDN is a minority, so it is possible none of us are...
Here is one from Simpsons:
American guy - "Excuseme, would you clean this knife? It's dirty".
Australian guy - (Takes out a spoon)"No, this is a knife".
American guy - "No, that's a spoon".
Australian guy - "You got me".
American guy - "Excuseme, would you clean this knife? It's dirty".
Australian guy - (Takes out a spoon)"No, this is a knife".
American guy - "No, that's a spoon".
Australian guy - "You got me".
I think your memory is fail for that; the quote isn't accurate at all rofl.
Besides, the quote was a ripoff from Crocodile Dundee, if I'm, not mistaken.
Besides, the quote was a ripoff from Crocodile Dundee, if I'm, not mistaken.
Avitars? That's a funny way to spell avatar...
If you say "static avi's" it just makes me think of an AVI file that has ONE frame of video in it.
If you say "static avi's" it just makes me think of an AVI file that has ONE frame of video in it.
Well, i think the Mods and Admins thought it would be simpler just to call them Avitars instead of call them a file name and other comfusing things.
So you're saying, an "Avitar" is just an Avatar, renamed so they could call it something they'd remember...
Suuure, that makes perfect sense!
Suuure, that makes perfect sense!
XD the way you say it, it sounds extremely stupid
IT IS EXTREMELY STUPID!!
All they did was CHANGE a single letter from the original word. What kind of moron does that and says "That makes it easier to remember"?! XD
All they did was CHANGE a single letter from the original word. What kind of moron does that and says "That makes it easier to remember"?! XD
I rest my case. Your witness, defense.
Also: I do believe we have a conversation here that's funny, so it counts
Avitar vs Avatar.
So, here's the relevant text.
Also: I do believe we have a conversation here that's funny, so it counts
Avitar vs Avatar.So, here's the relevant text.
Krisknox: Most of the people with Static avi's (Avitar's that have no movements whatsoever) are internet daters. Ex-Deathevn: Wait, so we're all interweb daters?!
me: *starts beating up random guy*
random guy: Hey! Stop that!
police: You need some help there, sir?
me: yes!
police: *joins in*
random guy: Hey! Stop that!
police: You need some help there, sir?
me: yes!
police: *joins in*
What the hell? Who let you out of the Seal, me?????September 30th 2009, 08:58 PM
Skorn Unmade
I am the begining and the end.
Am am every thing you despise.
I am everything you love.
Am am every thing you despise.
I am everything you love.
STOP ACTING LIKE A SETH WANNABE, YA' N00B!
Don't mind him, everyone. He thinks hes the greatest thing ever.
Don't mind him, everyone. He thinks hes the greatest thing ever.
*pulls out trusty ghost catching vacuum cleaner, takes out container and gives to Skorn* Torture him as much as you want, he's your she dog now.
That Skorn guy over there that looks like me only transparent is no one to duck with. He killed me once.
I lost ALL my x-box points.
I lost ALL my x-box points.
skorn unmade IS skorn. look at the post times.
At least it's a ghost and not another account. Still, that's excessively unnecesary and kind of stupid.
!!
Krisknox is Skorn, Krisknox is Skorn!! Lets drown him and see if Skorn is still posting after that. That's the only way we can find out... or just check his IP.
Krisknox is Skorn, Krisknox is Skorn!! Lets drown him and see if Skorn is still posting after that. That's the only way we can find out... or just check his IP.
The first Skorn Unmade was Skorn himself, the 2nd was Kris. Thats my guess.
You guessed right, All it was, was just a fluke of time. but it is pretty funny that each was posted within two minutes.
Krisknox wasnt Skorn Unmade, I was Skorn Unmade both times.
