The Dink Network

Me: "Why do these idiots keep making up sex jokes for something completely unrelated?!"

Axetail the Werewolf (wolfman666's new screen name.): "I don't know, but they're freakin' retarded!"

John Thomas (An idiot who was, at the time, playing LolCaptions on Whirled when me and Axetail were playing: "I like Tater tots!"

Me: *Glare*

Axetail: *Flips John Thomas off for being a No0b.*

John: *Does a lapdance for everyone*

Me: "Oh God!"

Axetail: "Someone PLEASE boot him of something!"

John: *Takes off his..."

Me: "Please God no!"

John: "Hat."

*Five seconds later, John Thomas was banned for a week, as a Admin was currently playing.*

Admin (I forget his name): "Stupid idiot."

Me: "At least he's not on!"

*A notation at the bottom right of the screen reads, 'Whirled will restart in one minute.'*

Me: "What?!? I'm at the top of the chart! I'm making awesome Coins!"

*Five minutes later, I look at the newest update, as it turned out, it was just another useless update about some sort of Brand thing for the Shop.*