The Dink Network

I think you're all singling me out unfairly for not being as weird as you.

I'll have you know, I'm as weird as the next man!

Quote my inane ramblings! QUOTE THEM...

-rcbanks

That's not how it works you starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor's yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

If you try to get quoted, you won't be quoted.

Did you really write all that dribble, or was that just the curse filter doing a number on you?

Somebody should quote what you wrote.

If it was dirty, I'd just as soon hear the four letter words, all that was confusing.

You know what, go ahead and email me your opinion. My email's listed. Be warned.

Nobody calls me a "tuck" and gets away with it.

Oh, I see... You're pissed at me for calling you a "copycat." Well, I was halfway kidding. And a lot nicer to you about it. Oh, well.

Duck

You what?

I must have missed something...this whole thread confuses me...

Yeah, it's just someone trying to get themselves quoted. Asking to be on the quotes pretty much guarentees that any chance of it ever happening for you has been pushed back for a whole year.

Putting each random thing he wanted quoted was pretty obvious.

a) Christiaan is not pissed at you. Nor did he copy your thread.

b) You haven't said anything quotable. Also, any attempts to try and say something quotable will result in the DN's very own Quote Ninjas coming for you. So don't.

c) Slap.

Baseless. Pointless. And now... um... openless.

Actually, I don't care whether this is open or not. Nevermind.

Tear him a new one!

You know what should be quoted though, Christiaan's post. I laughed.

Um, yeah, okay. I don't really care. I'd just as soon flaut your conventions, anyway.

I have said some pretty random crap. And I read the one that carrie2004 got in there, so I figured you were pretty lax about it.

On a side note: I thought that Christiaan just cursed me a blue streak. If he really wrote that, by all means quote it.

-rcbanks

Bah, you seem pretty 'normal' to me.

At least compared to carrie

The quotes aren't made of "random crap". Besides, the fact that you think your posts are "random crap" leads me to think you are trying to get quoted. Which never works.

I know where you got that! You got it from the Shakespearean Insult Generator, thou currish scurvy-valiant flirt-gill!

You're absolutely right you... you... weedy common-kissing horn-beast, you!

Aw, ain't that cute. They cuss at each other, but one can tell they actually like one another.

There goes Phoenix, eyeing his young male prey again...

*eyes Tal*

Take me, Phoenix.

Tonight.

0_o

What little hope of sanity I thought remained in the DN has now officialy been blown away. I will now join the mindless drones of dink mods in talking in random gibberish.

1) Never take sarcasm as an insult.

2) Never take teasing as an insult.

3) Dont take an insult generator as an... wait, that wouldnt make sense.

4) As half of the replies state, if you try to be quoted, you wont be.

5) I will make no comment on the sub-conversation between Tal and Phoenix.

I thought we had something Phoenix, something tangible.

Weep

Another loss..

No worries. There's enough of me to go around.

"5) I will make no comment on the sub-conversation between Tal and Phoenix."

Didn't you just do that by saying that?

Take you to Phoenix? Tonight? Jeez, man, it's all the way over on the west coast. I'm sorry, Tal Pal, but you're going to be stuck in the middle west a little longer.

Tal isn't too far away from me though... Mmmm...

OK, this has gotten into a very weird area...

*squirms*

I actually wasn't expecting to get 30 responses to an off-hand comment. I was hoping my other threads would be more popular.

So, um, delete this thread with my blessing. Please?

Before you do...

Carrie: Maybe you're right. For the first time, I do seem ostensibly normal compared to your standards.

Sabre: Slap, yourself.
And as far as the "random crap" comment goes, geez! I was just being sardonic. If you take every self-effacing comment I make seriously, you're going to think I'm a dill-weed. No response necessary on that. And as far as what you said, I enjoy the quotes as much as anybody, but I refer you to the evidence on that.

Tal: I apologize, already. Please stop flirting with Phoenix.

Everyone else: I actually wasn't serious when I started this thing. I was semi-paraphrasing Homer Simpson in the first bit, if anyone noticed.

Discussion over.
Bye.

"5) I will make no comment on the sub-conversation between Tal and Phoenix."

Didn't you just do that by saying that?

I knew that someone would comment on my comment about not commenting.

I will politely decline your request to delete or close this thread for now.

And I will not stop flirting with Phoenix. After all, he's got such a big... phoenix.

Big Bird?

Yeah, dude, it's a bird. And mine's a cheetah.

i lke r.c. the drink

Gee willickers, you've made sense of it all! rcbanks lives in an alternate universe where the water flows with cola, and everyone gathers at the river banks to quench thirst!

...or maybe I am wrong again.

No, dude. Those are my real initials, along with my real last name. But thanks for making fun of it. No one else has ever done that before.

On a side note, I was just too lazy to come up with a pseudonym. I have other handles, on other websites, but I wanted to see how things went here. If you all decide to tar and feather me, or something, I could always reincarnate.

-rcbanks

That's against the rules here. We've had problems with people screwing around with identities before.

Don't worry, people tend to be kind of harsh against new people here. The only remedy is to stay a while, they'll get easier on you with time.

Harsh, I don't mind. Blatantly unfair, I mind.

Hah! Get real, sister! Due to like, the past 4/5 months, that could easily be disproved.

As a matter or fact, I was far more liked in my nooby days when I used improper grammar and sentence structure and actually did act like a prepubescent.

And Christiaan, you're not female, I just felt like saying that.

Maybe this post was slightly off topic, but, meh.

"As a matter or fact, I was far more liked in my nooby days when I used improper grammar and sentence structure and actually did act like a prepubescent."

I don't really think that's the problem. Quit pity yourself!

Tal was making fun of krisknox. I think you're becoming a little too sensitive - not everyone here is out to get you.

Just a large majority...

No dude, he was making fun of me by extension, or perhaps you missed the subtle reference to my name, there.

And thank you Vortex, you've made things very clear.

Krisknox made the not-so-subtle reference.

Tal was 'trying' to make sense of what he said.

'an alternate universe where the water flows with cola'

OH! I wanna go there! Do they have gummi bears trees and maybe...banana split boats?!

Jeez, Krisknox seems to get junk into every nook and cranny around this place nowadays, doesn't he?
Then again, after several posts directed at him/about him in other threads, I kinda realise how I'm almost going on a personal vendetta against him...

whoop-de-doo!

...Forgot what everyone is yakking about...

Put your fist up the hole, yank off the lever and smile for the camera! This Thready thingy has got me in stitches. y'know, Jesus (as in bible bloke) once said Blessed are the simple minded ones, for they shall bag themselvs heaven. But i Schnapper give unto you a new commandment - Cursed are the eternally serious, for they shall bag a very long face along with a bonus sh!thouse life.

So laugh, even if it is just about how ugly your' mug is!

You know what schnaple, (I can call you that right? lol prolly not, but too late now) I've got another one for ya.

"Corrupted are the sayings of mankind, full of half-truths and veiled by lies, that whomsoever believeth in them, shall facepalm themselves as punishment upon realization of their unintended, yet self-inflicted, error." -ExDeathevn, made up just then

Whosoever eats a dogs poo, are idiots!

(Schnapple is fine by me.) Assuredly I say unto thee, you are because you are and cursed are those who are not.

This thread is still alive... Amazing.