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I am the cleverest of the cleverest. ;
So,I challenge you all to give me a problem which cannot be solved,its impossible(like asking to count anything...etc.)
The onlything I need is a weeks time!
;So,once again,I developed a thread with idea no one has either
thought or developed a thread in offtopic based on this IDEA!
Lets start.It should be as if i'm PM,king,courtiers&others(you dinkers)& I helping the dinkers!!

Start asking your 'IMpossible' Qs!!?

You mean any question or just on certain subjects?
Are riddles included?

Goody. I've often wondered how many working hours Seth, Pap & rest of the team used on making Dink Smallwood. I'll be satisfied with the amount of hours before the first official release, ± 1 hour.

Tell me the exact ammount of stars present at the moment in the entire universe.

Defining 'at the moment' becomes quite difficult once you've studied relativity. So try to define that first...

I got one that you wont succed in... Don't post anything annoying in a week. That include all your spam about betatesting your fight with skull etc.

Here's a fairly straightforward one. Give me the first five digits of Grahams number.

Just tell me the number of fingers on my hand. Did you find it simple? We'll see.

That's not a question, Marpo, that's a request.*tsk*

When will the apocalypse happen?

Count how many letters there are in COW.

Uh, 2?

I've got one.

What's the answer to this question!?

Huh? "I don't know" I hear you say. But you're 'supposed' to be the cleverest!

Any,Qs&riddles are included.But... Marpro no requests/ tell me what I'm doing/telling what I'm doing/spamming ON BETATESTING;now I've never spammed on dd95's new thread,'what would you rather?';fought with skull for 2 days.. ! [wHICH ANYONE can DO!!?] I''l answer 1 by one the Qs,1st sharp's,yes i've got an answer!
There are 24hrs in a day.Seth&pap must have took atleast 2-3 weeks,but if you wan't the real true anwer-the time seth was doing someother work...Just ask!
Now for Erwin's Q: Do you mean stars move??
Ok,the population of all the people on the Earth,which is countless is the no. of stars presenent in the Universe,if you want to check take the 'Census of all the continents's poulation on Earth!

3rdQ:Well... At the moment means now within a second/minute....;to check whether I have answered correctly,Learn what a 'MOMENT' means,I"l help you to learn,so,wait for a moment...!! Measurement of moment is the time Ihave taken to type these no.s=(if its a second to type 2no.s)
2468846283882882882884848484884848488484848448484848848838888
8888844444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444!

What about all of the rest of the questions? Can't you answer them? Are they too hard? And rajesh, this thread is just another way for people to hate you! First you start spamming my topics, then you start spamming our board!

Look, you are new here, you shouldn't be asking to beta test and everything, at least wait a month or two before you start asking questions like that! I'm about 6 months old here, about 2 years old with Dink/Dmods, and I haven't asked anyone yet if I can be a beta tester!

And even though you're new, you're bragging saying: "I know all the answers in the universe!" "I'm the cleverest!" "No one's cleverer than me!" Look here, you don't know al the answers in the universe, you are not the cleverest, and lots of people are cleverer than you!

The board is mine as well,everyone in the DN should say I am spoiling their board ,then I will accept it!I just answered Qs&you call it SPAM???!In my thread I will do whatever I want..
Stop talking about stupid word SPAM&discuss only the topic DD.
I will answer the rest now.. just like you made us to wait for FIT1?!!The qs are just too 'SOFT'!
Name the people cleverer than me??
You be the judge DD95&hold a contest between me&them!
I"l give a good riddle: split answers into-an sirs& I refer to sirs as heavenly bodies,an can be changed to 'the' !
Its not bragging,see the topic& think,ask yourself-Why the topic has not been named the cleverest/Iam cleverest? ?

just like you made us to wait for FIT1?!!
First, what's with you and fit1? Who says there's going to be a number two?
Secondly, Do you expect me to bring out a not even half-finished Dmod!?!? Eh!?

Name the people cleverer than me??
Einstein, Edison, Time Berners-Lee, the list could go on forever! Lot's of people are smarter than you! Lot's of peopel are smarter than me! Chances are, there'll always be someone smarter than you! Uless of course, you're the smartest in the world.

You be the judge DD95&hold a contest between me&them!
I"l give a good riddle: split answers into-an sirs& I refer to sirs as heavenly bodies,an can be changed to 'the' !
Sorry, I didn't quite understand that bit.

I wish WC was here.

I refer to fit1 as old FIT,remember when you answered in a thread Yes,I will makle you all wait!&no don't bring it out so soon but iof you can bring new fit out/bring old fit itself out&stop the new fit!!

You aren't very clever. How do I know that? Well, you started this topic.

"The board is mine as well,everyone in the DN should say I am spoiling their board ,then I will accept it!"

Ok! Let's say he's spoiling!

I said 'EVERYONE'!Not only you,everyone including Seth,staff members&the others+ ME!!(even the dead members)!!
Only clever persons stART THREADS LIKE THESE&NOT FOOLS LIKE SKULL.
You be the 'judge' DD95&hold a 'contest' between me&those who are cleverer than me!!If you can't talk to dead people,then list some persons clever/cleverer than me in this DN!But you are definitely not in that list!
I"l give a good riddle/puzzle: split "answers" into-an swers& I refer to swers as 'sirs','sirs' as 'heavenly bodies','an' can be changed to ''the'',so, the heavenly bodies !

Seth is over Dink Smallwood. And I agree, you are just spamming our board with nonsense!!

And the original fit sucked crap! And I mean it! So just refer to this one as fit. Okay?

Anyway rajesh, you are not the cleverest. Okay! End of story!

I wish WC was here too. Anyone got his email?

I think the ban-hammer might be with another patien in a few days!

And please, could we get this closed anyone with the ability?

Okay.
The story continues...
<Rajesh casts teleporting spell on WC>
WC:well rajesh ,what do you want?
R:The Dinkers want you, here,could you plase post a message in the DN forum??
WC:- Ok!Bye,bye raj!
R:Bye WC!
None but I can close this thread!

Q:Whats the BAN-HAMMER&what does 'patien' means?

Uh Please! Don't get up other people about spelling mistakes! And WC does not talk like that! More like:

You Fu*kin' B*tch! I'm gonna fire the fu*kin' noob cannon straight through your fuc*in' head!

I will get up spelling mistakes,didn't you tell me to 'brush UP on my grammar'?When WC comes,lets discuss about what he talked like,I got his E-MAIl!.
Now back to the topic 'clever'....

I think ice cream is really good.

Mmm. Chocolates my fave. What about you?

Hmm.. I like all kinds of ice cream. Nougat is maybe the best, though.

I will get up spelling mistakes,didn't you tell me to 'brush UP on my grammar'?When WC comes,lets discuss about what he talked like,I got his E-MAIl!.
Now back to the topic 'clever'....
I am a boy¬ NOT a 'Funkin she dog'!Whats the funkin noob cannon&what is a duckin head?? !

Brush up on your grammar.

Tell DD95 that because it was he ho told me those words.
Now: Clever

*Snicjer* Check out the subject.

Then how about Cleverest.

This thread blows.

Sorry?

No,it glows...

Now that's not funny in the least.

Now,I will answer those Qs without spamming!....

Yeah, really?

Try it.