The Dink Network

He's immune to pain, doesn't need sleep, shrugs off bacterial infections, can eat anything without flinching, rides a bicycle at breathtaking speeds over enormous distances on a regular basis, and, most importantly, he's just plain manlier than you. I'll bet he could grow an enormous Islamic-style beard in like a week.

His avatar is misleading. Chrispy is not a gnome, he is a true, red-blooded MAN!!

Men are supposed to be red-blooded?

Dammit.

Let me gues. You made a bet with him and you lost

Three cheers for Chrispy then...

Rawr.

/Right now would be a horrible time to mention that I have great difficulty growing any sort of facial hair save for a shadow beneath my chin.

Just imagining him traveling across the frozen expanses of Canada in gale winds speeding on a flimsy bike injured from previous accidents is awe inspiring.

His endurance and pain tolerance must be excellent.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Chrispy may be a man, but 50 Cent claims to be Bulletproof with the title of his 'hot' videogame 50 Cent: Bulletproof, despite the fact that he was actually penetrated by nine bullets.

Is Chrispy more man even than me?

So... Chrispy is a drunken gorilla?

I have green blood. Is that bad?

It just means that your blood mainly consists of pus, maybe you got wounded once too often?

Naw, I almost never get wounded, but I'm from another planet. Could that be it?

Only if your sol star was blue.

Are milo and chrispy the same person?

I thought everyone here was just another facet of my multiple personality disorder?

heheh

"I thought everyone here was just another facet of my multiple personality disorder?"

Make that a quote.

,
The Vault Dweller

Man, I guess I'm just not allowed to make jokes around here anymore...

Thing is: your jokes are never funny.

True.

Make that a quote.
...But you just did that!

My jokes are not meant to be "funny" just a ha or an insult that I do not really mean.

You suck.

Now you should figure out if I was joking or not.

Whenever you feel like writing such a stupid post, think to yourself "Hmm, is this post of use to anyone?" and if the answer is still yes, fill a bucket with water, and put your head down there until that yes has become a no.

Thank you.