January 18
is my birthday!
Happy birthday to me! For anyone interested, I turned 20, which means I can now legally... uhm... meh, there's nothing you reach at 20. I can smoke whatever I want, I can drink whatever I want, I can buy porn whenever I want. I wish I lived in the US, there you can look forward turning 21. Here, it's all going downwards from 18 on.
Happy birthday to me! For anyone interested, I turned 20, which means I can now legally... uhm... meh, there's nothing you reach at 20. I can smoke whatever I want, I can drink whatever I want, I can buy porn whenever I want. I wish I lived in the US, there you can look forward turning 21. Here, it's all going downwards from 18 on.
Oh man, just wait until you passed the 30-border. That's really not funny 
And you live in Europe, as I do? You see, on this board it's not yet january the 18. Anyway, happy birthday to you! ..
And you live in Europe, as I do? You see, on this board it's not yet january the 18. Anyway, happy birthday to you! ..
Yes, it's sooo wonderful having to endure nigh arbitrary restrictions for the benefit of having them removed once you have existed on this planet for an arbitary amount of time.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
You mean its not wonderful?! Alas! My entire existence up to this point has clearly been in vain...
Yeah, all it really does is create weird mystique around alcohol... making it into some kind of awesome holy grail or evil social bogeyman that's out eat the childrens. 
Ah yes, I remember the days of 'no, that's illegal!', 'no, you're too young!', 'No, only the old and wise can get drunk and behave in a way completely unfathomable to the sober!'... mind you, alcohol's not the only thing off-limits to those who can still remember how old they are (and are willing to tell)
I'm 18, but I look younger, so I still can't go to the bar and drink whatever I want without showing my passport... 
But on the other hand I don't drink alcohol at all...
Oh, and happy birthday to you!
But on the other hand I don't drink alcohol at all...
Oh, and happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!!
Here, it's all going downwards from 18 on.
Here, it's all going downwards from 18 on.
Yay, happy Birthday...
@metatarasal: I had the reverse "problem". I look older than I am.
@metatarasal: I had the reverse "problem". I look older than I am.
Don't worry. My friends think that I'll probably still be showing my ID when I'm 25. 19 and no facial hair growth. Oohya, sexy.
Happy birthday. Can you smoke weed too?
Why would you want to do that? (unless you've got some strange ideas about health...)
I guess you would smoke weed because it makes you feel good?
Let me get this straith. smoking Weed is bad for your health. Bad health bakes you feel bad. And smoking weed makes you feel good? Hmmm I gues I know now why most people who use drugs aren't verry smart. 
A lot of thinks are bad for your health. Not only alcohol and drugs, but also cars, walking on the street, smoking, drinking coffee, drinking cola, eating mass-industry meat (yes, that's the meat 99% of you guys eat) fast food, candy, sports (are good to a certain extend, are bad to another) etc.
Also, a perfect health is not what most people are after. A lot are, but you know, that's a lost cause anyway.
Also, a perfect health is not what most people are after. A lot are, but you know, that's a lost cause anyway.
Hmm... obviously you haven't watched the National IQ test a week or so ago.
I say go ahead, if you want to. Alcohol damages the body (including brain) more than softdrugs anyway. It would be categorised as harddrug. At least, that's what I've heard somewhere.
I say go ahead, if you want to. Alcohol damages the body (including brain) more than softdrugs anyway. It would be categorised as harddrug. At least, that's what I've heard somewhere.
Good you know so you can get much older. If this might sound negative remember getting older is better then not getting older at all.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I do apologise Christiaan, what was formerly a post celebrating your birthday became one about morals and drugs and limitations... Ahem... mind you, what else are birthdays for?!
Happy Birthday! 20 indeed! One of the best age ever! Be happy!
Eeerr, my grammar became a bit tilted...but still, I hope you know what I mean, Christiaan.
Happy birthday Christiaan!!
Indeedy. Have a nice birthday.
Still five months and 9 days before my birthday.
Still five months and 9 days before my birthday.
The only good thing about turning 20 is that you're not a teenager any more. You are now officially allowed to start she doging about the "Youth of today".
Dang whippersnappers!
Dang whippersnappers!
Happy Birthday.
And for the record most threads like these often turn into a drug argument
And for the record most threads like these often turn into a drug argument
