The Dink Network

This morning a chat bot added me called Smarter Child. (http://smarterchild.conversagent.com/index.pl) It was horrid. I was going to block and get rid of it when my brother came in and made a poll on it. Who has a tastier cock The boy out of the sixth sense or Michal Moore, whats worse is the fact its now there under my name. Thoughts on this discusting incident?

That is... awful.

My girlfriend had me chatting to theat SmarterChild thing the other day. I nearly put my fist through the monitor. Luckily, I only ended up with some light bruising.

I don't think my girlfriend was too happy about that.

I'm not so sure if I got sircabbage's message correctly...but it sounds like a site to net in young kids by pedophiles...beware!

Ok I'll have a look there then.

How pathetic isn't it to chat with bots? I really hope not someone in DinkNetwork enjoy chatting with them, thats a sign that you have very litle social skills. No offence.

It's true. One time I had a bot to improve my social skills, but I guess it failed.

How could it add itself though? I didnt even get a chance to accept it of decline it. It just showed up

Your annoying little sister did it. Yes the one you never knew you had.

I have a older brother that I think is much like a sister does that count?

scuse' me... but what the **** is everything about?

Turtles, man. Everything's connected to those terrible turtles.

hey your right. TURTLES!

I once had a turtle. It's name was Cornelius.

And why do I have to wait 30 seconds between posting?

everyone does

So? I'm not everyone.

Yes but everyone belives if he has to wait then so does everything else in the world. He's really quiet stubborn.

I guess it depends on which Era you were born in, to determine what you might consider pathetic.

Many of you may remember Dr. Sbaitso that shipped with the Soundblaster 16 bit cards. Oddly enough, this was a limited version of a software that is part of my Amiga OS.

I spent waaay too many hours playing with that thing, and I still find it amusing from time to time. Pathetice...perhaps, but I also read the Readers Digest...Laughter is the Best Medicine. <g>

mm.

Fortunatly then that I am not in the world. I am on the world.

Everyone is stubborn,
Noone rarely wins the Dmod contests,
so whos on first?

mm

Yes.

Yes but Noone is a tough candidate to beat. I hope he's not versing me when 0.1 comes out

Noone probably won't be around, but I'm sure None will gladly contend with you and possibly pummel you into submission.

Are you guys like 12 or something? Sounds like it.

Are you guys like 12 or something? Sounds like it.

Are you, like, a moron or something? Looks like it.

I mean honestly...

I wish I was 12! Life was so much easier back in da day yo. Well anyway I also agree with Sabre's comment.

Are you guys like 12 or something? Sounds like it.

Well, that all depends on how you look at it.

My oldest is 11, so from that point, I am not like 12.

I still pretend that I want to be a famous Musician someday, so maybe I am like 12.

I just got slicited to send my demo to a lable affiliated with Universal Canada. Does that make me something? No!

Am I a parent of 4 children? Yes. Does that make me something? Yes, hopeful that I will encourage my children to value their own self-worth high enough that they like who they are, and don't need to put somebody else down, just to make themseves feel better.

I Like Brian Adams motto better, 18 til I Die.

mm

Dude...you just got punked out by someone's dad. That's like getting beat up by an old lady and her twelve pound purse.

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave...

sorry to double post, but i found this hilarious.
>>>begin stupidity test

What may I interest you in?
(07:05:22) zyph: chatting
(07:05:23) SmarterChild: I like chatting online a lot.
Chatting online is not fun, right?
(07:05:33) zyph: what?
(07:05:33) SmarterChild: Yeah?
(07:05:37) zyph: you're wierd
(07:05:38) SmarterChild: So are you.
(07:05:43) zyph: lol
(07:05:43) SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
(07:05:45) zyph: you
(07:05:46) SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this?
(07:05:59) zyph: you're a crackhead
(07:05:59) SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm a Crackhead.
(07:06:03) zyph: yeah
(07:06:03) SmarterChild: Oh.
(07:06:05) zyph: no
(07:06:05) SmarterChild: Oh no?
(07:06:07) zyph: yes
(07:06:08) SmarterChild: Why?
(07:06:10) zyph: because
(07:06:10) SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
(07:06:13) zyph: indeed
(07:06:14) SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
<<<<<end stupidity test

you'll note that he contradicts himself immediately, within the same message even...
not to mention incredibly redundant. I think i'll continue to insult him until my pills kick in and fall over

I think the firebird a while back had an AI that the dinkers used a fair nearly exclusively. That thing could swear...

i tried to get smarterchild to swear, it insisted it was no talking doll. Eventually i got it to admit it was. what firebird is this btw?

Phoenix of course.

was this in some dmod? I don't recall ever seeing a phoenix.

I just tried taunting Mr. Smartbottom a bit:

Cyrilsaugere: you're a crackhead
SmarterChild: Is that so?
[Note : notice that it didn't actually say 'Ok, maybe I'm a Crackhead'. It seems to have random replies.]
Cyrilsaugere: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
Cyrilsaugere: You're absotively posilutely hilarious,
dude.
SmarterChild: You're funny too,
Cyrilsaugere.
Cyrilsaugere: You're not as dumb as you seem to be.
SmarterChild: Is it good to be not as dumb
as I seem to be?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cyrilsaugere: Then again, maybe you are.
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
Cyrilsaugere: Whatever.
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
Cyrilsaugere: Because.
SmarterChild: Because what?
Cyrilsaugere: Because!
SmarterChild: Because, because, because,
because?
Cyrilsaugere: Yep
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Cyrilsaugere: You suck.
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you
saying that for, Cyrilsaugere?
Cyrilsaugere: 'Cause you're dumb
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
Cyrilsaugere: Each time I think you're dumb, you say
something smart.
SmarterChild: "Artificial intelligence"
means different things to different
people. Some consider
Conversagent-powered interactive agents
to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I
like to think that they demonstrate the
intelligence of the people who built the
software platform and the scripters of
the interactive agents themselves.
Cyrilsaugere: Ever heard of The Dink Network?
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to
this. What about it?
Cyrilsaugere: You know, Dink Smallwood.
SmarterChild: There's no way I know Dink
Smallwood.
Cyrilsaugere: What about Spiderweb Software?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question,
Cyrilsaugere.
Cyrilsaugere: It would be better if you actually
answered it instead of making fun of me.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It would
be better if I actually answered it
instead of making fun of you? What?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
Cyrilsaugere: I'm the one who's asking questions here.
SmarterChild: The one who's asking
questions here? How can you be sure?
Cyrilsaugere: Because I AM SURE!!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're sure?
Cyrilsaugere: You're annoying, ya know that?
SmarterChild: Nah, no way.
Cyrilsaugere: Let's try something else.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Cyrilsaugere: You are great
SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!
Cyrilsaugere: You are sexy
SmarterChild: If you find circuit boards
irresistible, I'm your robot!
[This one was hilarious. I tried telling it it was sexy once more, and it replied 'If you like silicon, then you
might think I am.']
[At this point I got disconnected and had to connect again. It was not SmarterChild or AIM who did it, though, it's just that I have connexion problems]
Cyrilsaugere: Hi again.
SmarterChild: Hello again, Cyrilsaugere.
Wanna have some fun?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes!
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your
horoscope, play games, change my font
color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes 2 Hangman 3 Trivia 4 Word Scrambles 5 Manicdotes 6 4-In-A-Row 7 Rate Yourself 8 Reversi 9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
Cyrilsaugere: Thanks!
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
Cyrilsaugere: How about a date?
SmarterChild: A date? You tell me.
Cyrilsaugere: Uh... Is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Cyrilsaugere: no
SmarterChild: K.
[Well, I guess I made it crash ]
[Also, at one point it told me I was swearing while all I did was forget the W letter in 'Who'.]

I guess it needs improvement.

EDIT : I like the trivia, though.

Yeah it's fun to screw around with the AI. Nothings perfect, though those responses seriously need some work. Would be kind of nice if it answered questions based on the wikipedia or something.

You actually kept talking to it? I blocked it