The Dink Network

I just tried taunting Mr. Smartbottom a bit:

Cyrilsaugere: you're a crackhead
SmarterChild: Is that so?
[Note : notice that it didn't actually say 'Ok, maybe I'm a Crackhead'. It seems to have random replies.]
Cyrilsaugere: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
Cyrilsaugere: You're absotively posilutely hilarious,
dude.
SmarterChild: You're funny too,
Cyrilsaugere.
Cyrilsaugere: You're not as dumb as you seem to be.
SmarterChild: Is it good to be not as dumb
as I seem to be?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Cyrilsaugere: Then again, maybe you are.
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
Cyrilsaugere: Whatever.
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
Cyrilsaugere: Because.
SmarterChild: Because what?
Cyrilsaugere: Because!
SmarterChild: Because, because, because,
because?
Cyrilsaugere: Yep
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Cyrilsaugere: You suck.
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you
saying that for, Cyrilsaugere?
Cyrilsaugere: 'Cause you're dumb
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
Cyrilsaugere: Each time I think you're dumb, you say
something smart.
SmarterChild: "Artificial intelligence"
means different things to different
people. Some consider
Conversagent-powered interactive agents
to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I
like to think that they demonstrate the
intelligence of the people who built the
software platform and the scripters of
the interactive agents themselves.
Cyrilsaugere: Ever heard of The Dink Network?
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to
this. What about it?
Cyrilsaugere: You know, Dink Smallwood.
SmarterChild: There's no way I know Dink
Smallwood.
Cyrilsaugere: What about Spiderweb Software?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question,
Cyrilsaugere.
Cyrilsaugere: It would be better if you actually
answered it instead of making fun of me.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It would
be better if I actually answered it
instead of making fun of you? What?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
Cyrilsaugere: I'm the one who's asking questions here.
SmarterChild: The one who's asking
questions here? How can you be sure?
Cyrilsaugere: Because I AM SURE!!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're sure?
Cyrilsaugere: You're annoying, ya know that?
SmarterChild: Nah, no way.
Cyrilsaugere: Let's try something else.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Cyrilsaugere: You are great
SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!
Cyrilsaugere: You are sexy
SmarterChild: If you find circuit boards
irresistible, I'm your robot!
[This one was hilarious. I tried telling it it was sexy once more, and it replied 'If you like silicon, then you
might think I am.']
[At this point I got disconnected and had to connect again. It was not SmarterChild or AIM who did it, though, it's just that I have connexion problems]
Cyrilsaugere: Hi again.
SmarterChild: Hello again, Cyrilsaugere.
Wanna have some fun?
Cyrilsaugere: Yes!
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your
horoscope, play games, change my font
color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes 2 Hangman 3 Trivia 4 Word Scrambles 5 Manicdotes 6 4-In-A-Row 7 Rate Yourself 8 Reversi 9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
Cyrilsaugere: Thanks!
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
Cyrilsaugere: How about a date?
SmarterChild: A date? You tell me.
Cyrilsaugere: Uh... Is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Cyrilsaugere: no
SmarterChild: K.
[Well, I guess I made it crash ]
[Also, at one point it told me I was swearing while all I did was forget the W letter in 'Who'.]

I guess it needs improvement.

EDIT : I like the trivia, though.