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sorry to double post, but i found this hilarious.
>>>begin stupidity test

What may I interest you in?
(07:05:22) zyph: chatting
(07:05:23) SmarterChild: I like chatting online a lot.
Chatting online is not fun, right?
(07:05:33) zyph: what?
(07:05:33) SmarterChild: Yeah?
(07:05:37) zyph: you're wierd
(07:05:38) SmarterChild: So are you.
(07:05:43) zyph: lol
(07:05:43) SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
(07:05:45) zyph: you
(07:05:46) SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this?
(07:05:59) zyph: you're a crackhead
(07:05:59) SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm a Crackhead.
(07:06:03) zyph: yeah
(07:06:03) SmarterChild: Oh.
(07:06:05) zyph: no
(07:06:05) SmarterChild: Oh no?
(07:06:07) zyph: yes
(07:06:08) SmarterChild: Why?
(07:06:10) zyph: because
(07:06:10) SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
(07:06:13) zyph: indeed
(07:06:14) SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
<<<<<end stupidity test

you'll note that he contradicts himself immediately, within the same message even...
not to mention incredibly redundant. I think i'll continue to insult him until my pills kick in and fall over