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The Dink vs. Link conversation in the comments sparked some interest in me... I'm curious what people think about the following:

Dink vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood

Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)

Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)

Dink vs.Mario

Add more if you want. BTW, i know this is the stupidest thing I've ever said, but do you have any idea how bored SuperWolfman and I are?

: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood

Dink may be good with swords, but he doesn't stand a chance against Guybrush and his l33t insult sword-fighting!

:do you have any idea how bored SuperWolfman and I are?

Bored is a MAJOR understatement...

: Dink vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

Hmm... tough call. Sonic runs fast. Dink can only run 'fast' with special boots. Sonic is well known. Dink is unknown.

I was about to vote for Sonic... when I realized something. Sonic's goal in life is to free animals, be it by destroying the robots or freeing them from that big cage with a button on it.

Dink kills little animals.

Dink wins.

: Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Dink vs a Bird and a Bear... having never played the game... I think Dink would find himself a nice bear coat, and a neat feathered hat in short order.

: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood

Dink Smallwood vs some lame wannabe-pirate? Guybrush gains points for being a pirate... and I suppose that doesn't compare to being a pig farmer at all.

Guybrush wins.

: Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)

Never heard of Shannara. But, Dink did kill his Uncle Jack in the game, so I guess Dink wins again

: Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)

I played the first one. Time-traveling and collecting computer trips completely decimates doing dinky things in a fantasy setting. Gage wins.

: Dink vs.Mario

Mario can jump on stuff. Dink can cut stuff. Mario gets the Princess. Dink gets 'questionable' women, like in SOB. Mario has FLUDD. Dink has... swords and stuff.

Mario wins.

Oh yeah. My opinions.

: Dink vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic could compeletly whomp dink before Dink even knows what's up.

: Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Banjo and Kazooie have lots of cool moves, but Dink has a sword. Dink would make short work of them...

: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood

Guybrush would insult Dink to death.

: Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)

Tough one. But I think Dink could take him...

: Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)

Man. Gage could kick his arse through time and back again.

: Dink vs.Mario

Mario wins by superior weaponry. Flying ability, fire flowers, and he can break stuff just by jumping up from under it and hitting it with his head! Besides, I wanna be Princess Toadstool. She's awesome.

: The Dink vs. Link conversation in the comments sparked some interest in me... I'm curious what people think about the following:

: Dink vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

That depends alot on where they fought. The home-court advantage as it were. Think about it, Sonic's best attack (IIRC) is rolling into a ball and zooming along really fast. That's great in a side scroller where you can't dodge, but it would somewhat lacking in a flat world like Dink's

: Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie

Don't know much about them.

: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood

Insult swordfighting might beat normal swordfighting, but how would he handle Hellfire.

: Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)

Sorry, don't know him.

: Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)

Uhh, if I'm thinking of the right game that guy doesn't even have a weapon.

: Dink vs.Mario

Hmm, the home court thing might come into play again, buy I'd have to say Dink would win in any case since he has life points whereas Mario can be taken out in a couple hits.

: Add more if you want. BTW, i know this is the stupidest thing I've ever said, but do you have any idea how bored SuperWolfman and I are?

How about @ from Nethack. He/she would stand a pretty good chance with all that magic loot and such.

Or how about Lara Croft, I expect she could defeat Dink. Either just with guns or if necessary by seducing him and striking when she had him in a disadvantageous position, though she does seem to burst into flames from the slightest spark so one lucky fireball and it would be all over.

Duke Nukem again, having guns would have a pretty good chance, though come top think of it, Dink and he might get along very well. They seem to have similar personalies.

Dink Dominates, Period.

--WC

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The Double Dragon brothers, whatever their names were, would batter the hell out of everybody.

Then again, they do fight over one brothers girlfriend, so something is a bit strange there.

And while they were fighting, Dink would move in, and get the girl.

So I guess Dink wins again...

But Dink seems to get easily sidetracked by pigs and ducks and other *creatures* i don't like to mention, so The Super Mario Brothers win again..

well Link would win first then the SMB. >^..^<

: But Dink seems to get easily sidetracked by pigs  and ducks and other *creatures* i don't like to mention, so The Super Mario Brothers win again..

: well Link would win first then the SMB.  >^..^<

But Dizzy the Egg would just beat them all to death with his boxing gloves, if Dink didn't fry him and eat him first...