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: Dink vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
Hmm... tough call. Sonic runs fast. Dink can only run 'fast' with special boots. Sonic is well known. Dink is unknown.
I was about to vote for Sonic... when I realized something. Sonic's goal in life is to free animals, be it by destroying the robots or freeing them from that big cage with a button on it.
Dink kills little animals.
Dink wins.
: Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie
Dink vs a Bird and a Bear... having never played the game... I think Dink would find himself a nice bear coat, and a neat feathered hat in short order.
: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood
Dink Smallwood vs some lame wannabe-pirate? Guybrush gains points for being a pirate... and I suppose that doesn't compare to being a pig farmer at all.
Guybrush wins.
: Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)
Never heard of Shannara. But, Dink did kill his Uncle Jack in the game, so I guess Dink wins again
: Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)
I played the first one. Time-traveling and collecting computer trips completely decimates doing dinky things in a fantasy setting. Gage wins.
: Dink vs.Mario
Mario can jump on stuff. Dink can cut stuff. Mario gets the Princess. Dink gets 'questionable' women, like in SOB. Mario has FLUDD. Dink has... swords and stuff.
Mario wins.
Hmm... tough call. Sonic runs fast. Dink can only run 'fast' with special boots. Sonic is well known. Dink is unknown.
I was about to vote for Sonic... when I realized something. Sonic's goal in life is to free animals, be it by destroying the robots or freeing them from that big cage with a button on it.
Dink kills little animals.
Dink wins.
: Dink vs. Banjo-Kazooie
Dink vs a Bird and a Bear... having never played the game... I think Dink would find himself a nice bear coat, and a neat feathered hat in short order.
: Dink vs. Guybrush Threepwood
Dink Smallwood vs some lame wannabe-pirate? Guybrush gains points for being a pirate... and I suppose that doesn't compare to being a pig farmer at all.
Guybrush wins.
: Dink vs. Jack (you know, from Shannara, the old DOS game?)
Never heard of Shannara. But, Dink did kill his Uncle Jack in the game, so I guess Dink wins again
: Dink vs. Gage Blackwood (from Journeyman Project games)
I played the first one. Time-traveling and collecting computer trips completely decimates doing dinky things in a fantasy setting. Gage wins.
: Dink vs.Mario
Mario can jump on stuff. Dink can cut stuff. Mario gets the Princess. Dink gets 'questionable' women, like in SOB. Mario has FLUDD. Dink has... swords and stuff.
Mario wins.
