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Booty butts

September 9th, 06:01 AM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I truly hate that my involvement here has been insubstantial and inconsistent for, uh, literally over a decade lol

Though I am somewhat proud of my unwitting evolution into a multifaceted in-joke, even if most spins have been unflattering at best. But in fairness, being associated with porn and destructive apathy is befitting of me.

I was, for entirely too long of a tragic spell, entrusted to maintain some semblance of order as redink1 dedicated his time to maintaining a life outside of the internet. As it so happened, I too found my life quickly carrying me through a much different path. It was fraught with anxiety and turmoil. Nearly every choice was a miscalculation, and virtually every free moment was squandered. I may have had the ability to uplift the scalawags and degenerates I associated with, but I ultimately lacked the will and the strength to do so. At times it seems like every life I've impacted, I've done so with no perceivable benefit.

I have been associated with this place in some form or fashion for almost 20 years. The community has persisted against all odds, and I am constantly amazed by that. Friendly faces have distanced themselves or disappeared entirely, and I regret that I likely contributed heavily to this. Community members I cared about have died while I've drifted in and out. The burden on my soul is insurmountable. This place has influenced me in countless ways, it's given me more than I could ever realize, and I've presented it an oft-mentioned legacy... of comical ineptitude, and perhaps the occasional decent one-liner.

Piss.
September 9th, 12:48 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
That's beautiful.
September 9th, 02:44 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
all this talk of regret and your legacy on this site being a joke when you were trusted to run it...and you named the thread booty butts.
September 9th, 03:27 PM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
Your "mea culpa" speech is eloquent and moving, but Skurn has a point. Why did you name this thread "Booty butts" if you were sincere?

Anyway, none of that really matters. The way of penance for you is quite clear. Write some more reviews of dmods, or maybe even write a dmod of your own.

September 9th, 04:45 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
yes, the build up has been enough. make a duckin dmod, tal.

it'll be surreal. if you make a dmod, the tal arc will be completed and we can finally enter the next storyline of the dink anime.
September 11th, 05:47 PM
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toof
Peasant Male
I disagree. 
Friendly faces have distanced themselves or disappeared entirely

I wasn't here for that long, and I'm not sure which faces you're referring to. Some people just grew old. The persistence of the community is really fascinating that way, considering the game itself wasn't very known or popular even in the prime time. However, I'd like to point out this... Just saying
September 12th, 11:23 AM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
@toof:
So, I don't get it. What is the point of you drawing attention to this picture from the "Dink Squad" pages? I don't object to it or anything. I'm just wondering what it was you were "Just saying" here.
September 12th, 03:11 PM
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Peasant Male
I disagree. 
That photo is one more iconic Tal's legacy.
September 12th, 03:46 PM
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LeprochaUn
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
That picture is a proud moment in the Tal family legacy and hangs above the Tal remembrance fireplace where photos of his grandfathers and great grandfathers proudly stand in military jackets as braves soldiers who didn't choose to fight but still stood bravely. That photo sits besides an image of Great Nana Tal from a 1940s newspaper cutout where she stopped a bank robber by stabbing him in the hands with a wooden sewing needle. That image of Tal sits between images of brother and sister Tal who were each awarded with Nobel Peace Prizes on their work with DNA strands and how their discoveries will influence the scientific community for 100s of years to come. After putting up this picture of Tal on that mantle Tal Dad went and removed his own because he felt his own achievement of being the first to discover intelligent life outside of this solar system wasn't good enough to sit up there next to Tal. His own image to forever remind the family that he, and only he, has conquered his schizophrenia.
September 13th, 09:39 AM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
@ LeprochaUn:

Well, okay then!

For a moment there, I thought you were just being silly. No wonder this photograph was so important to reference here in this thread! I understand now.



October 18th, 05:15 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
tl;dr
October 18th, 05:16 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
tl;dr
October 18th, 02:20 PM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I wonder why people are proud to admit they have no attention span?
October 18th, 02:37 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
because godley is evil.

now make a dmod.
October 18th, 04:25 PM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
Yes, make a dmod!
October 21st, 03:58 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I don't really know what sort of response you desire from a post like this, you're an odd character to read, but I'll be honest and genuine....

It's pretty easy to fall into the trap of believing that you've not benefited anyone's life that you've impacted, because most people won't tell you if you have, they'll only tell you if you haven't. It's also easy to believe that you've squandered moments or even your entire life, because what does a life that isn't squandered actually look like?

I don't really know where I'm going with this or if I'm even going anywhere worthwhile...but you should know that regardless of how you feel and have felt in the past, that you're worth it and you're a pretty cool guy. You've always had some impeccable wit on here, anyway. I guarantee you that anyone who's spent more than a month or two as part of this forum will have some funny memory of you etched into their brain forever. You're a bit of a legend, mate.

Also piss.
October 21st, 06:13 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
don't listen to dinkdude.

you're only worth it if you make a dmod.
October 21st, 02:02 PM
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Robj
Peasant Male Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
I put pictures of Tal above my Toilet so I can stare at him while I'm taking a piss.

It's the best.
October 21st, 04:01 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
that's some fetish you got there.

you sure tal will approve?

maybe you'll get the real thing one day
October 21st, 06:22 PM
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LeprochaUn
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
I've gotten the real thing. It was kind of a huge disappointment.
October 21st, 07:47 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
damn, and tal made his way all the way to japan for you.

must have been a sad time.
October 21st, 08:53 PM
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LeprochaUn
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Well technically he came for seth, and that's what I was disappointed about.
October 21st, 10:32 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
wow, he came for seth? you need to step your game up.

learn seth's technique and then give us an update.
October 22nd, 04:30 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
I've gotten the real thing. It was kind of a huge disappointment.


How can it be huge AND a disappointment at the same time?
October 22nd, 04:54 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
too big to fit.