The Dink Network

Once, one of my classmates locked his mother inside the apartm. He lives 18km from school, and he had too go back by hitchhike, because there wasn't any bus at that hour, and his mother had to go to work. It was cold outside, and when his mother called him on his cell-phone, he just run in his T-shirt . We even "composed" a small song for him:
I'm sorry momma,
I never ment to lock that door,
I never ment to let you lock inside,
But right now,
I'm coming in my T-shirt.

The funniest part was that his mother was our religion teacher.