Locked in my basement LOL!
Well me being an idiot and all, I have once again got myself in a situation that doesn't look promising. I am locked in my basement with no one home except my little sister who is sleeping... and mabye my mom can't check though cause I am locked in the basement! So I will be lurking this forums all night most likily...
Speaking of me being an idiot, what have you guys done that is worthy of repeating?
Speaking of me being an idiot, what have you guys done that is worthy of repeating?
Once, one of my classmates locked his mother inside the apartm. He lives 18km from school, and he had too go back by hitchhike, because there wasn't any bus at that hour, and his mother had to go to work. It was cold outside, and when his mother called him on his cell-phone, he just run in his T-shirt . We even "composed" a small song for him:
I'm sorry momma,
I never ment to lock that door,
I never ment to let you lock inside,
But right now,
I'm coming in my T-shirt.
The funniest part was that his mother was our religion teacher.
I'm sorry momma,
I never ment to lock that door,
I never ment to let you lock inside,
But right now,
I'm coming in my T-shirt.
The funniest part was that his mother was our religion teacher.
I loxed my mom outa da house and she hadst to crawl in threw da windows W00t!
*EdIt* Accidentally tho. Of course. <.<
*EdIt* Accidentally tho. Of course. <.<
Nah glennglenn just types funny cus hes ESL. What. That wasn't a joke he really is. Why are you staring at me?!
I've locked myself out my apartment once, but I McGuyver'd the door open by taking it off it's hinges and jimmied the latch with a metal ribbon from discarded window pane lock.
You could have Chuck Norris'd it and kicked the door open...
Yeah, but then I'd have a broken door.
A friend of mine locked me out of my house once. I had accomplished taking the hinges off and just as I was about to pop that last pin out...he unlockes the door...little fellow
strange... where I live they only have door hinges on the inside of the house and apartments, so people just can't pop off your door and say hello to you in the middle of the night. So locking myself out isn't an option.
A friend of mine locked herself out of her apartment once, and I was to be the small-boned one that squirmed her arm via the letter slit to unlock the door. We saved roughly $20 (for not calling the janitor to unlock it) and she felt much less safe afterwards knowing the place wasn't that burglar-safe.
Good times, those. My arm was bruised all over (surprisingly, it didn't *really* fit that well into the letter-slit). People asked questions and I just loved answering them.
Good times, those. My arm was bruised all over (surprisingly, it didn't *really* fit that well into the letter-slit). People asked questions and I just loved answering them.