The Dink Network

I see black skies, meteors hitting the earth as if guided by a deity's wrath. A large battle will be fought over the fate of the Earth as creatures of pure evil spew from a giant fiery portal. A teenage boy holds the only weapon available to him at the time. A sword. He slashes through the horde as bullets fly into the creatures from the cesspool that is Hell. The boy feels the blood of the hellspawn burning his skin as he cuts through the army like a white-hot knife through soft butter. The portal grows larger as more Hellspawn enter our world. Soon it would be large enough for their evil lord to enter. Suddenly Tal appears from nowhere and throws a banana through the vortex and sacrifices a duck to the Dead Dragon Carcass. Despite this strange and somewhat disturing image, the boy presses on. He reaches the portal and holds his sword out as a giant behemoth starts to enter our world. Meanwhile, Tal is throwing more bananas into the portal. The boy trips and the sword flies out of his hand and into the Giant. The Giant slips on the bananas and lands n the back of his head, shoving the sword into his brain. The skies clear and Hellspawn turn to smoke as the sun returns, bright and shining. The boy turns toward Tal and says, "Tal you idiot! I told you not to mess with my D-mod!"

(This was meant purely for humor. I apologize for any insult (mainly to Tal) I have given to anybody in writing this. Happy D-modding!)