The Dink Network

Year 2999, January 1st.

redink23:"What a nice day to play Dink Smallwood."

SimonKthe21st:"It sure is, especially d-mods with nudity."

EvilEarl:"redink23, that date thingy at the bottom of the page is out of date. It only goes to 2998. You'll need to change that."

yeoldtoast27:"I should have known you would do that. yeoldtoast original left a warning about that in his will."

EvilEarl:"Come to think of it, it's been over 900 and 90 years, yet no investigation has been done into my existence. You guys must think I'm a multiplayer AI or something instead of the real thing, jerks."

Please comment and leave a note in your will telling the recipient of your account to do leave a note in his will until the year 2999 and you can check if that is true.

My recipient will be a robot that I build out of dishwasher parts.

It's cOLD in here.

I can predict the future!!

I see a super volcano, huge earthquakes, massive tidal waves.... 21/12/2012

I see Tal.

I see black skies, meteors hitting the earth as if guided by a deity's wrath. A large battle will be fought over the fate of the Earth as creatures of pure evil spew from a giant fiery portal. A teenage boy holds the only weapon available to him at the time. A sword. He slashes through the horde as bullets fly into the creatures from the cesspool that is Hell. The boy feels the blood of the hellspawn burning his skin as he cuts through the army like a white-hot knife through soft butter. The portal grows larger as more Hellspawn enter our world. Soon it would be large enough for their evil lord to enter. Suddenly Tal appears from nowhere and throws a banana through the vortex and sacrifices a duck to the Dead Dragon Carcass. Despite this strange and somewhat disturing image, the boy presses on. He reaches the portal and holds his sword out as a giant behemoth starts to enter our world. Meanwhile, Tal is throwing more bananas into the portal. The boy trips and the sword flies out of his hand and into the Giant. The Giant slips on the bananas and lands n the back of his head, shoving the sword into his brain. The skies clear and Hellspawn turn to smoke as the sun returns, bright and shining. The boy turns toward Tal and says, "Tal you idiot! I told you not to mess with my D-mod!"

(This was meant purely for humor. I apologize for any insult (mainly to Tal) I have given to anybody in writing this. Happy D-modding!)

I see dead people.

I still see Tal.

I forgot about 2012. When that happens, I'll activate the survival outpost on Mars, select the few people I want to let revive the human race while I reshape Earth in my image, and amass strategy data from empire-building games and redirect spy satellites to keep track of Chuck Norris.

The people I select will preferably benevolent and gullible while I let them believe they had some kind of destiny (I'll run a random picker program once I narrow down my choices) and teach them to eat dirt since I doubt there will be plants or animals left.

That I see Tal part that Skull keeps saying is probably because Tal is the first of the few I am heavily considering. Main reason to consider him is I'm curious how much the gene pool would be thrown off if my civilization of humans had Tal DNA. I realize that's it is beyond insane which is exactly why I'm doing it.

I see dead tal people.

I see dead tal people.

You're right, I'll probably will have to kill them all once they get too perverted.

Computers will be dead. 2999 will be Cyborg era. 2000 tech

Computers will be dead. 2999 will be Cyborg era

I guess humans will catch up on my cybernetics research eventually, but at that point I'll already have escaped the Earth and hidden all of my bases within extra-dimensional bubbles.

Carrie2999 says: I can't believe there hasn't been any good dmods
for, like, a hundred years now!

zeddexx2999: hey what happend to old pillbug2997?

Whoever would recieve this account would pro'lly start a second one. I think their screen-name would be Wolf.

Wolf? Don't you mean Were-Bug?

Wolf? Don't you mean Were-Bug?
Were-Bug? *mutters* ...Fcuking serious? If anything, it'll be Werewolf.

I'll return to this forum for one or two posts, for the first time in five centuries, and discover that everyone has numbers after their names.

I'll return to this forum for one or two posts, for the first time in five centuries

You plan to get frozen like the Disney guy? Weird but it's your choice. I personally prefer existing in an ever-expanding database until I perfect my human-simulacra project.

Hehe. I used to watch that cartoon all the time...

Yeah, I do miss it, though I do enjoy the creators new cartoons: Metalocalypse and Lucy, Daughter of the Devil (which has a lot of the same style of humor as Home Movies).

I don't know what Disney guy you meant, but no: I'll just forget to go on for five hundred years.

I see undead tal people.

Could it be Walt Disney you're referring to?

Could it be Walt Disney you're referring to?

I was really expecting a faster response than that to realize who I was talking about.

Okay, can somebody please take Tal outta my face?!

I didn't know Walt Disney was frozen.

He is in a cryonic state as we speak ) Hope he does'nt have freezer burn lol