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What is the total number and description of all the unlockables of the whole game?

Boss Run: Defeat the games bosses in as short a time as possible.

Stampede Forever : See how long you can survuve a bonca stampede.

And, umm... err...

And, umm... err... Demolition Dink, where you must bomb rocks and boncas, free as many miners as you can, and meet a wizard named Nedved (or whatever). It isn't finished, though, and unless you cheat ( you'd have to create a DAT file named SAVE516 in the CC2 folder ), you won't be able to see it.

Exactly, it's not an unlockable because it was never finished. I mean, technically you can unlock it, but there really isn't much point.

Will it be finished, though?

That one's down to Sabre, as he was the one working on that particular minigame. It's partially implemented already and might make a nice addition to an eventual scarab v1.0. If it doesn't, and if I do ever get around to helping with any sequel, then it's not impossible that a similar sequence could appear at some point during the game...