The Dink Network

(Remember. One person writes a paragraph and another writes a second etc. just like Never-Ending Story.)
*This is somewhat true for the first sentence*
(Please don't leave out the 50 ft. fire robot. It's supposed to be in the entire plot.)

It was a dull Wednesday afternoon with nothing to intrest me but my psycotic cat "Puss". Usually he just ran around playing fetch sometimes with a jingle ball or a ball of string. But today he ran around like he was about to die and wanted to make the best of this day. I first got suspicious when I heard a metal *clang* when he hit our metal dinner table. At first I thought it was the table but when he hit the wooden table, it *clanged* again. Then I picked him up and tossed him lightly at the wooden table. Another *clang* sounded. Apperently, whatever it was knew I was getting suspicious at the *clang*. Suddenly it shed it's hair and revealed a metal boty with many tiny holes for something I didn't know what for. Suddenly the metal cat burst into flames. I ran outside yelling at the top of my voice, "THE APOCOLYPSE IS HERE, THE APOCOLYPSE IS HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Everyone went outside to see me running like a crazy man. Then the fire cat who was now a 50 ft. tall robot was setting fire to everything in its path. Soon there was an army of Fire Carrots walking behind it. I would say I was outnumbered 3,426,221:1. Suddenly a earthquake, around a 9 made a huge crack in the ground and all the fire carrots sank with the part of the road. For a few minutes I thought it was the end of them. Soon they got back up to ground level with me and started advancing on me. The fire department arrived just now and started hosing the carrots with water. It worked fo about a minute before they were unaffected by it. Then they attacked the fireman and killed them. They started advancing on me again when suddenly...

Scratcher showed up in a helicopter and lowered a rope ladder.I scrambled up quickly and got inside the helicopter.Scratcher held out his hand to shake mine but I flinched away recalling that the last time I got in a helicopter it was with WC and he hit me.Scratcher just looked at me oddly and said ....

"Aww, PLEASE. Stop stealing other people's ideas!"

Then he ran away.

Unfortunately for Scratcher, we were still hundreds of feet in the air and so he plunged to, what I can only imagine was, a horrrible,painful death.Luckily I still remembered how to fly from that mission to duck island.I couldn't remember what happened to Chrispy but I was sure he was probably fine.Looking out the side window of the helicopter I noticed that giant 50 foot fire breathing robot was after me still.It took a swipe at me but I used my very adept flying skills to avoid getting hit.Suddenly the helicopter started to sputter,I was out of gas!

(Everyone likes this type of thread. it's cool and popular)

Um, I don't. It's dull and pretty noobish.

Dinkiller stop being so explosive.

Why are we making copies of already existing threads

An alternate neverending story with a different "plot" (haha) might not be so bad, but since the incredibly asinine DinkKiller has already decorated this thread with his "pleasantries," I think I'll close this thread to prevent anyone from, uh, interfering with its greatness. Right.

I've reopened this thread under the condition that DinkKiller controls his behavior not only in this thread, but across the board. If he happens to lose his temper a bit too much, then this thread will be closed once again.

Also, just because I've permitted this second neverending story to slide doesn't mean that we'll accept ten or twenty different neverending stories. If the amount of neverending threads gets out of hand, some are bound to be killed off. I think that two, maybe three stories of this nature should be enough for anyone to demonstrate their creativity, or be absolutely ridiculous.

Now then, have fun.

...And then Tal walked away and everyone started to party!! But they didn't notice someone standing in a corner...

It was a carrot. Or was it? It was carrot shaped but it was Chaotic. His hat looked like the top and his round body looked like the bottom with the leaves. He asked me...

...if I wanted to dance with him. I was scared, so I said yes. But then it seemed Chaotic WAS a carrot, and then...

I asked him how his nuclear experiment went, he didn't answer, then a rabbit appeared and chased Chaotic all around the room, then the roof caught on fire, then it was picked up by the 50ft tall evil-fire-breathing-robot. Chaotic jumped at the evil-fire-breathing-robot, but it blasted him with its fire breath, BOOOOM! Chaotic wasn't to be seen, everyone got out of the room, I tried to suicidally attack the robot, then it smashed me against a wall. I fell to the ground, then I saw something shiney in the punch bowl, I pulled it out, finding out that it was a...

classic Light Sword. I swung it at the robot and cut off its foot. But the foot reattached itself to the leg. Then I said "Oh... S**t. It can regenerate." I ran away like a little chicken then...

I tripped and accidentally threw the Light Sabre in the air. It went straight through the robot's head. Then the robot started acting wierd. It...

* sigh *

was undamaged. The Light Sword amazingly fell out and it headed toward me. I caught it and...
(I'm into short posts now.)

the 50 ft. robot stepped on me with it's wounded leg. A mage cast a shield spell to protect me. The robot lost its balance and fell down. It was temporaly knocked out. I was looking for the mage but he must have used a teleport scroll before i saw him. The only mage that knew those spells was Chaotic the Mage but what were the chances? He was the best wizard in the world and knew all the spells in the world. Unlike Chaotic the... um...crazy. That Chaotic liked to party. While I was lost in my thoughts...

The robot got back up and smashed a crate of bananas. SPLAT! The banana mush flew everywhere, it covered the floor and the robot's eye lens. The robot moved, and then slipped and fell on its back, then it was attacked by DinkKiller The...

Indestructable, the strongest knight in the world. He threw his mighty axes of death at the robot but...

The axes appeared to do nothing. But the robot split in almost in two. But I knew better. DinkKiller thought he won but the robot revived like I knew it would. Then...

it started to rain and the robot began to rust.
I laughed so hard,I fell down.Suddenly I realized I was rolling downhill.I screamed.And then suddenly I stopped as I ran into a...

Tree. And I became unconsious. I then dreamt...

... that i was sitting in front of a giant wood-cutter-machine and i was dragged closer by a thousand biscut-monkeys, so i screamed and and shouted, then in the gap of the wood-cutter-machine...

But it was the sound of DinkKillers axes that bounced of the robot and cut through the trees. Then...

DinkKiller was squished by the robot which had gotten up and fallen down. Although Chaotic the Mage cast a shield spell to protect him. Then they both fused together to make Chaotic Dink The Indestructable Mage. Then he tossed water axes in hope to put out the robot but...

(Call Chaotic Dink the Indestructable Mage:
CDtIM)

the robot's fire breath vaporized the axes. CDtIM was upset but walked away in defeat. The robot jerked in a weird way and it split into 2 parts. Then they minimized into normal human size and were...

trying to reunite again, then somehow they did through err... it was too disgusting to explain. Then suddenly some sort of warp thingey transported everyone in this story and the other to a new planet.

The CDtIM

This world was on fire. It looked like the intro to PotA. It was Pota. Then...

(Thou shalt not let this thread die.)

The game crashed and died.

This made the devil very sad as he was behind the whole 'make a second never-ending story' feud.
The devil knew he had to keep the war going,so he resurrected me(CDtIM).He then gave me a legion of zombie warriors to help me...

kill Shryke again but more easily. So...

when we got to Shryke in the castle, I revealed my army. With his "cast explosion", he took all of them out but killed himself doing it. The world was saved again and lost my memory again and was teleported back home. But it wasn't my home...

it was a mental hospital! I...

felt at home anyway, as an invisible man with a talking wheelchair rolled through the main hallway screaming "I'll get you, Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooooo!!".

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(NOT STORY HERE)

Hahaha! I think I just owned this story

1 hint: "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"

You go to homestarrunner too much.

MONKEYS!

i actually think that this thread should be locked, and all other "never-ending stories" too...

hey, it's chaos on the threads, ain't it!?

half scream off-topic, half scream crazy story stuff!

Hey... who cares?

Aww, someone made emotion cry.Now that's just mean!

*back to the story...

So the guy in the wheelchair is screaming so much that it's gonna drive me crazy if I don't escape soon.Luckily I've seen plenty of movies where people escape mental hospitals by hiding in the out-going laundry.This would have been the best plan ever if I hadn't fallen asleep.
I woke up to find...

... myself in a room with monkeys jumping all around me, it seemed as the dirty-underwear-bag
i was sent here hiding in, was food for the zoo...

But thankfully this was a dream. I was in a... spaceship that was going to an unknown planet...

The unkown planet of BROTHALS

(I have no clue what that is.)

Or at least what it said. The aliens apperently used our alphabet but used them in different order so BROTHALS was in thier language, YILGSZOH which I could guess meant Carrotopolis because I saw a giant, orange, carrot shaped planet...

inhabited by hungry rabbits who were eating the ground from under their feet.

Oh, and I think he meant brothels. Brothels are where one can find gardening utensils. But Brothals is a cool name for a planet

The planet was almost eaten in two. Then a rabbit got the last bite of the center and the planet split in two. One of the halfs was heading towards our ship and then...

Apperently the Aliens saw them and shot at them with the ships laser cannons. Then the half halfed again and both pieces missed and we headed to the other original half of the planet.

My calculations predict that just under 40% of these posts are posted by DinkKiller. Interesting

It's my thread so duh

To be exact 16.8%

You should let threads go free. I mean, the first is not "owned" by anyone anymore either.

Yeah, its not 'owned' by anyone, but it was created by DinkKiller.

But the staff have control over it so...

The evil Chaotic

All your text are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your post.

Frankly Id delete this clone post,

but some people like it. I think DinkKiller almost disappeared anyway. No wonder with such a nickname.

Let's continue the story:
After that I ate a strawberry. But the strawberry was...

People like it? It was made mostly of Dink Killer,

(The Never-Ending Story Threads are cool and should never die i think) Back to the story.

Soon, we landed on the planet. I got out of the ship as fast as I could. I got inside the nearest building and looked around. I saw no other aliens except the 2 that were in the ship. Not even outside. Inside, COOL!!, I saw a PET (PErsonal Terminal). It had a blue guy. MEGAMAN!! And I found a place to jack into. Megaman found a virius that was controling the ships landing gear and engines. He deleted him and I got a spaceship and returned home in style...

This one was copied, Only use the offical origanal one

So Megaman and I were heading back to Earth when suddenly I started feeling sick.It turns out the the strawberry I ate was a magical strawberry and it turned me into ...

*Only StrongBad can Delete!!

MEGAMAN! I looked at my PET and MegaMan.exe was gone from the screen. Now I was Megaman. When we returned home, I tried to jack into my computer. I did but i got transported into the net. I looked around. I encountered several mini viruses. I was thinking that my computer wasn't working very good before I left. So I was thinking that someone was using another navi to send viruses through the computer. So I walked around my computer net and soon I found a navi, named FireMan.exe. He looked like he was "my" fire-breathing robot cat. I battled him and deleted him. I jacked out of the computer and looked to see...

Hehe he jacked into the computer...jacked...Hehe

Watch Megaman aXess or play the games and u'll know what I mean by jacking into stuff (but it is kinda funny now that I think about it)

I know, I have played the GBA games and skimmed the show but it was just funny...
Also you should of watched the old school megaman, or played the old school SNES games...no "jacking" in that game... Just straight on shooting and charging...

My house was on fire!! I went to the stove and saw that it was the center of the fire. Thank god there was a jack in port. I jacked in and went to the central fire control area and found FireMan. I battled heroicly and deleted him. I jacked out and the fire had stopped. Then...

(Taken from MegaMan Battle Network for GBA)

suddenly came this earthquuake, and exploded the whole universe and nothing was left

THe end

YAY The first clone of the Nevernding story is over! Tal Quikly close it!

Vortex We must let this close, It was the one that drove so many people away from the Neverending Story Idea

But then everything that was left suddenly transported somewhere. OMFG! It was Earth but the sky was purple and dirt was puke green! OMG! A parallel universe! I had a good feeling about a parallel universe. Since ours was destructable, this one can't be. HA! So I was at my house it the PU (parallel universe) Thank God it wasn't on fire. I suddenly realised I wasn't so blue anymore. I was a crimson red. Yay! And since this was a PU, the Darkloids were good and the normal NAVI's were evil. But it wasn't such a parallel universe. Somethings were the same. Darkloids were still evil and NAVI's were still good. I went to my parallel home and noticed it was also the same. But something was wrong...

A nuke was ticking inside, it blew up and caused a cosic chain of destruction (I dontknow how) And destroyed everything even parell universes and the cloned neverending sotry finnally was killed...

But my theory of non-destruction was correct. The nuke didn't have the right chemical structer which didn't exist here. Everything was still in place and nothing was destroyed. But I saw NukeMan. I battled him. I almost lost but as he approached me i used my longsword and deleted him. Then...

The World of this story ended, Finished Fenito, Camputai, Dead, Came to a conlusion, Never to be heard from again

You don't run the site, Sir Cabbage.So if you don't like this thread then stop reading it and posting in it.

Most people dont seem to like this cloned thread, It made lots of people on the dink network stop going on even the origanal good thread

Hmm, to kill the thread or to protect it? To kill the thread or to protect it? To kill the... <brain explodes>

Maybe they don't. Hell, I don't like it, and I don't like a certain someone's attitude that it, of all the stories, should be the only one open. But that doesn't mean you should post 10 times trying to kill it. Please stop.

Thank you, Tal.That's exactly what I was trying to say but couldn't spit out.