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Dink Network Soda Machine

October 14th 2012, 03:45 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Found this on another site and its really fun and funny Lets see if we can manage a game here ...

This is a forum game and pretty simple. You come up and put something the Soda Machine. The next person to post tells you what you get back and they put something else into the machine. There are no restrictions on what you can put it. Also the soda machine is immune from anything it put out. if the output is an explosion, the machine is undamaged.

I put in: pair of herb boots and a banana
What do I get out?
October 14th 2012, 04:07 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
an orgasm.

(And im sorry, there is NO way the machine is unaffected by it.)

I put in:

a live duck
October 14th 2012, 04:08 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
You get out: an empty tomato sauce can that smells of feathers

I put in: a pair of old running shoes and a corroded battery

What do I get out?

[hehe had to do two cause zeddy changed his post] :0
October 14th 2012, 04:33 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out: A bottle of Pepsi Max

I put in: Ethel's (supposed) beard and Joshriot's hippies.
October 14th 2012, 04:37 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
You get out:

A bloodied skull, and Joshriots hippies. (the machine didnt want them.)

I put in:

Msdink ( )
October 14th 2012, 04:53 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get out a crabby old duck with facial hair and tail feathers (eww)

I put in a few tiles and a greeting card
October 14th 2012, 05:45 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
You Get: a "get well soon" card addressed to a deceased patient. woot!

I put in:

Half an Alk nut and Hellfire magic.
October 14th 2012, 10:42 AM
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You get
Ghost They/Them
 
You Get: An empty bottle of schnaps.

I put in: A can of spiced ham.
October 14th 2012, 11:04 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out a can of spiced ham cause there's nothing else for it to mix with.
October 14th 2012, 12:47 PM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
I put in some muffins
October 14th 2012, 02:47 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get out A slayer and I put in RobJ and his new slayer
October 14th 2012, 03:14 PM
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Toof
Peasant He/Him
I disagree. 
You get out Robj's avatar. I put in my old pants...
October 14th 2012, 03:45 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Are you sure you're gonna be able to do that? Those pants have proven to be treacherous beings, let me tell you. Treacherous!
October 14th 2012, 04:27 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get speed boots and some slimes
I put in a cup of coffee and a kitchen chair
October 14th 2012, 04:28 PM
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You get out a crotchety old sea urchin.

I put in a golden lyre.
October 14th 2012, 05:23 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get a golden lyre that plays awesome music.

I put in my annoying little brother and a slayer...
October 14th 2012, 05:50 PM
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You get out a unicorn.

I put in an empty Doritos bag and a new white sock.
October 14th 2012, 07:21 PM
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You get
Ghost They/Them
 
You get a green thing sitting on a desk in Seth's office.

I put in $10.
October 14th 2012, 07:36 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get a can of soda. Weird.

I put in a bonca...
October 14th 2012, 08:21 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get 2 boncas I put in 100 dollars
October 14th 2012, 08:38 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
You get a booty call from msdink.

i put in an axe and dinks green tights
October 14th 2012, 08:42 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get... Milder?!

I put in a werewolf and a vampire.
October 14th 2012, 08:55 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
A glittering furry! WATCH OUT!

I put in a soda machine...
October 14th 2012, 08:58 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
And you get a ginger ale.

I put in a cat.
October 15th 2012, 12:31 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get out 2 furballs, a ripped couch and one shredded leg (good investment...)

I put in dinks armband, a cooked bonca steak and something bad that crawled out of the closet...

zeddybear you are starting to worry me - I think you need to take a moment... alone, you wont go blind... so i hear
October 15th 2012, 06:57 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get Dink smallwood I put in MsDink's Booty Call;(
October 15th 2012, 08:08 AM
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swampbag
Peasant She/Her Sweden
Git offa ma property! 
You get: The leading role in a coming-up B movie and a Thank You card from the producer of said movie.

I put in: Zombie apocalypse!
October 15th 2012, 08:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get: Back from the Grave

I put in: Dink and Milder.
October 15th 2012, 12:44 PM
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Result
Ghost They/Them
 
You get: Starsky & Hutch.

I put in: pillbug.
October 15th 2012, 03:48 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get two pillbugs"harsh" I put in a used condom and a dandelion
October 15th 2012, 09:11 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get a man-flower.
I put in a can of basalt and vinegar...
October 15th 2012, 10:24 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get basalt and vinegar chips I put in my man flower with a used condom from Ab's Dog and him when they had relations
October 15th 2012, 10:53 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
(Basalt is an igneous rock.)
October 15th 2012, 11:40 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
You get out:
a repressed memory- congrats.

I put in:
A dictionary and a rapper.
October 16th 2012, 12:37 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
You get a musician that is coherant. (magical lol)
I put in my keyboard and a retired dinker
October 16th 2012, 02:00 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
a moment alone? you wont go blind? Please do not explain.
October 16th 2012, 02:10 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
You get Necromancer.

I put in a smelly sock and a medication guide
October 16th 2012, 06:00 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out: Dink's current home.

I put in: and
October 16th 2012, 06:27 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get out a happy kitty I put in a dead ms. Dink. ALso to kirsknox: I didn't exactly know and plus there may still be chips like that
October 16th 2012, 07:00 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get out zeds teddy bear (how fortuitous) who may or may not be pleased about it

I put in a dollar seventy five and a smile
October 16th 2012, 10:26 AM
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Ghost They/Them
 
You get: A winning lottery ticket for $10,000.

I put in: Robj's cookie stash.
October 16th 2012, 07:01 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get... Wait, it's gone!

I put in a site-only meme and Dack....
October 17th 2012, 12:38 PM
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swampbag
Peasant She/Her Sweden
Git offa ma property! 
Aw, come on Skull! I've already played that, at least twice. You might almost think you're Norwegian...
October 19th 2012, 01:12 AM
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muffin
Ghost They/Them
 
you get (ノಥДಥ ノ:blood:ノ( º _ ºノ
i put in a dmod and a rocket
October 19th 2012, 02:19 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get a can of spam without the tin opener (thats now on the moon...)

i put in a taser and a music sheet
October 19th 2012, 02:39 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get the awesome of all awesomes. You get a laser light show!

I put in a can of hugs.
October 19th 2012, 08:31 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Grabs the hugs before they hit the bottom and puts in the empty can "
October 19th 2012, 09:06 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I put in...

WC and Kory.
October 19th 2012, 02:42 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
You get out:

Well, you dont actually get anything... You just stand there as WC climbs out of the machine covered in blood and holding Kory's head. And he punches you on the way past.

I put in:

a DDC and a talking tree
October 19th 2012, 07:17 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
LOL zed where did WC and kory come from - priceless!

You get a hot (compliant) chick that doesnt talk back.
I put in my cat (hes driving me nuts)
October 20th 2012, 02:44 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get the same cat, but less ornery.
I put in a jar of peanut butter and a jar of nutella.
October 20th 2012, 05:36 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
You get a jar of Marmite.

I put in my ISP.
October 20th 2012, 05:51 AM
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You get your computer hacked remotely.

I put in a bar of soap.
October 20th 2012, 06:30 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
I wash your mouth out with it
I put in a treasure box
October 20th 2012, 11:38 AM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
a whole GP comes out

i put in a pair of socks
October 20th 2012, 12:44 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out 1 sock. As usual.
October 20th 2012, 02:49 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get nothing! Because you didn't put anything in.

I put in peanut butter on a slice of bread and jelly on a slice of bread...
October 21st 2012, 05:19 AM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
out comes a putrid smell

I put in a wanted poster
October 21st 2012, 06:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out The Postal Dude pointing a gun at your face.

I put in the "Reset" button and Christmas.
October 21st 2012, 04:36 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get a never-ending loop of christmas cheer and eggnog.

I put in a happy cat and a bucket full of other memes.
October 21st 2012, 10:28 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get a very large and stylish furball

I put in bornfree and 50 of her best pictures from steam (hehehe)
October 22nd 2012, 07:23 AM
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You get 50 bornfrees and 1 of her best pictures on Steam

I put in a cricket bat.
October 22nd 2012, 10:19 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
And I slip in a bit of honey and you get a sticky wicket.

I put in a box of bullets and bulletproof glass.
October 22nd 2012, 12:16 PM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
you get a quiver of arrows and plain old glass

I put in a copy of Pokemon white 2
October 22nd 2012, 03:41 PM
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swampbag
Peasant She/Her Sweden
Git offa ma property! 
You receive a facepalm. Congrats, it's the first one this week!

I put in the decapitated head of a duck and The Floating Head of Irrelevant and Wrong Predictions.
October 23rd 2012, 06:05 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
You get out: An uncapitated duck quacking wrong and irrelevant predictions.

That one was pretty obvious...

I put in: A wheel and some painkiller.
October 23rd 2012, 09:42 AM
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Toof
Peasant He/Him
I disagree. 
You get[b]: Morphine addiction.

[b]I put in
: Two great creators, Seth Robinson, and God.
October 24th 2012, 05:44 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get $1.95- God escaped hes tougher than Chuck Norris
I put in a home made pizza and a power drill (Chuck made the pizza...)
October 24th 2012, 06:24 AM
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You get out Desperate Dan, who's eaten both the pizza and the power drill.

He puts in a pair of his old boots.
October 28th 2012, 06:27 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you loose your nose hair
i put in a plastic bag and dinkulums frog puppet
October 28th 2012, 02:29 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get out a a dead frog I put in all unpleasent thoughts.
October 29th 2012, 08:28 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get some chewed chewing gum.

I put in a ball of fluff from the back seat of my car and a stick from my glue gun
October 29th 2012, 08:59 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out, for reasons never quite explained, a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

I put in: A microwave and Martridge's house.
October 29th 2012, 07:36 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You get a rather large microwave.

I put in a man and a woman...
October 29th 2012, 08:03 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
You get nothing - THEY get lucky

I put in a new lap top - no software tho heh
October 29th 2012, 10:28 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I sneak in a little time machine and you get a laptop from the future!

I put in a cat and some buttered toast.
October 30th 2012, 04:56 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
You get out: A toast with bacon. (The soda machine was busy for quite a while, killing the cat nine times...)

I put in: A large angry mob and a bottle of LSD.
October 30th 2012, 06:19 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You get out Dinkers.
October 30th 2012, 06:44 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I put in skull's skull and whatever I can rob RobJ of
October 30th 2012, 03:44 PM
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swampbag
Peasant She/Her Sweden
Git offa ma property! 
You get: fragments of bone and a disgusting piece of lint...No, wait, nevermind, I guess there was no lint.

I put in: an agglomeration of the misfortunes that have befallen mankind since the beginning of this century and a life-time supply of rainbow cupcakes.
October 31st 2012, 02:55 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you get all the yellow ones back, a fairygodmother and a good spanking for using big words on little dinkers hehe

I put in a pile of toenail clippings and a smirk
October 31st 2012, 06:21 AM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
You get out a hunky pirate about your age

I put in a scorching hot lady about my age
October 31st 2012, 03:29 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
you get Flemeth in your age for now(Dragon Age)

I put in merder armour and clothing so he is naked