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Killing final boss feels as good as eternity

As Good As Eternity

September 4th 2011, 10:59 AM
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TiredDinker
Ghost They/Them
 
I've hit the final boss about 50-60 times, probably more before dying and having to start all over again. Do I have to hit it like 7000 times before its banished for 7000 years. YIKES
September 4th 2011, 11:19 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
It's been a long time since I played that dmod, but if I remember correctly, that boss levels up with your own stats. So, if you're unbelievably strong (through cheats or whatever) that boss will also be that powerful. That could be the reason why he's taking so long to kill.
September 4th 2011, 11:40 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Use the magical axe and run around in random directions.That's what I did and I managed to kill him on the seventh try.I didn't use this method on the first 6 tries.
September 4th 2011, 12:00 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Hmm... Interesting...
September 4th 2011, 04:00 PM
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Pal... Try getting an account.

Well, at least people will like you further more.
Join the chat. Don't be chat. Come togheter w/ us.

http://www.dinknetwork.com/chat/

The chat may sound irresponsible but if you wait (very) long enough, it can become sort of an instant messenger.

Farewell, TiredDinker.
September 12th 2011, 10:23 AM
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ok So, i did make an account =)

The funny thing was, right after i read the replies, i went back to the game, I just had the magical axes, and it couldnt kill me, it just hovered around me or over me but couldnt hurt me at all, I'm guessing that was a bug? Then, hitting the evil thing with axes over and over again still kept showing 450 only. Till this point i dint know the numbers were supposed to go down. I finally just hit him with the fist and the numbers started going down.

Also, when i was wearing the feather boots and hitting it with rainbow magic, i wasnt cheating? I did keep rehealing with the cd that the programmer gave but no matter how many times i hit it it just kept showing me 450 on the dink smallwood stone thingy.

And i got the good ending. whats the bad ending and how do you get it?
September 12th 2011, 10:25 AM
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Killersong96
Peasant He/Him Turkey
A horse! A horse! My banana for a horse! 
Welcome to the DN, By the way it was welcome or wellcome?
September 12th 2011, 01:25 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
A new girl dinker YAY! You are a girl right?
September 13th 2011, 11:25 AM
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Yes! All Girl!
September 13th 2011, 11:43 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
No chicks on the Internet.
September 13th 2011, 09:14 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
OH NO!!
Another american on here.;(

The last thing we need is more yanks on here.
September 13th 2011, 09:21 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Don't mind him. He has an irrational hatred of America. Just ignore him, that's the best you can do until he's gone. Welcome, Tired Dinker! I do wish you would have joined in better circumstances though. Just please don't respond to The Punisher, and you'll be fine.

Also, be very careful of Skull and his spam PMs.
September 14th 2011, 12:13 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Oh for the cry of God. Is it really that hard to see you're the one starting most of the flamings, Skorn? Now you even have to ruin other peoples' welcoming threads by flaming others. How about just a simple 'welcome'?
September 14th 2011, 12:39 AM
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Welcome, TiredDinker! Glad to have you here.
September 14th 2011, 02:24 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Hey, you know what would be awesome? If you guys would just stop mentioning each other all the time in various negative attacks. The constant back and forth has gone way past the point of anything sane. Anymore, it doesn't matter who you think is more responsible, the fact that you guys keep at it just shows that you're more interested in protecting your egos on some obscure freeware game board than doing anything that actually benefits the DN.

Sure, you can act that way, but don't try to pretend like you're doing anything else.
September 14th 2011, 03:12 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Yep, I throughoutly explained that this site will go down unless we all accept our own mistakes. I admitted I have made mistakes in the past, and I'm trying to fix them and change my attitude. However, getting constantly flamed for trying to do so, is not really encouraging me to continue, y'know. So yeah, I'm certainly trying to protect my ego rather than think of the good of everyone on this site.
September 14th 2011, 03:35 AM
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You didn't do just that, you asked us all to blame ourselves. You said "get your shoot together" to everything, and while you admit in PMs that you lie, you leave your lies on the board for everyone to see and believe. You try constantly to police the forums and steal staff jobs, get us to do what you think should be done, swear at everyone and explain that you're taking your anger out on us for no reason except that we can't bite you back, bla bla bla, etc.
September 14th 2011, 03:41 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
We all should blame ourselves, indeed. We're all equally responsible for keeping this site an enjoyable place. I tried to explain this a while back, but I only got flamed, so I decided to hell with it. Let everyone spam and flame if they so much want to do it. But that also means if you flame me, I will flame you back.

It's also funny that you wrote a sentence about lying when the rest of the stuff in your post, except what I replied to above, is all lies.
September 14th 2011, 05:11 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Is it just me that can see Striker's posts then?

Thought so.
September 14th 2011, 05:20 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
You're the only one that needs to change, really.

Oh, and welcome, TiredDinker, to the network!
September 14th 2011, 07:07 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Butterfly cooool!!
September 14th 2011, 07:10 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I see Striker's post. I just don't care. I have basically tried every method. I made D-Mods, wrote reviews, did things for the staff cause they wouldn't bother to. I tried to change my attitude and my personality. No matter what I do, I will always be flamed. If I said Yes to a question, I would get No as an answer. If I said No to the same question, I would get Yes as an answer.

So I don't really care anymore. I tried to change, I got flamed. Now that I'm back to my normal self, I get flamed. Nothing's never good enough for you. You know, even Predator ain't as big of a problem on this site as is the fact that nobody can take opinions nor facts without getting pissed off about it, and starting to flame. (For example, this post states opinions and facts. It is certain to get flamed).

I don't appreciate flaming, but I have a right to defend myself and my points of view.
September 14th 2011, 08:09 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
That might be the best looking avatar I've seen in a while. Gut, sehr gutezzz, TiredDinker.
September 14th 2011, 09:42 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
I remember that some fellow made a wonderful little userscript you could use to filter out the people that make you mad... Shame nobody used it.
September 17th 2011, 06:29 AM
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........

ummmmm

so yea..crazy bug that rendered me indestructible..weird
September 17th 2011, 09:01 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
In as good as eternity or another dmod?
January 12th 2013, 01:06 PM
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Corbinator
Ghost They/Them
 
Hey everybody who acually looks at this stuff anymore ! Im still not even at the final boss yet because I suck;(. but I was wondering if you know how to get some exp fast! I dont have all the cheats and stuff because my computer is a
lubuntu and I got dink smallwood off the software center. But I am past terris and I battle slayers for some exp, and I am like level 7 and stuff.I also have a method where I use my longsword to hit a goblin in the goblin sancuary without getting hurt, so thats like an extra 300 xp because theres two of them. It would just be amazing if you could get xp from killing like ducks , pigs,people and other stuff like that!

Need to level up more attack! Sombody
January 12th 2013, 01:12 PM
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Corbinator
Ghost They/Them
 
RANDOM
January 12th 2013, 05:46 PM
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Leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Corbinator, are you talking about the original game, or the dmod As Good As Eternity? To me it sounds like you're talking about the original game.
January 15th 2013, 09:51 PM
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Corbinator
Ghost They/Them
 
I am