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No really. Lemme state my reasons.

-It's too friggin' hot all over this country. This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away.
-The politicians are lazy freaks.
-The politics are getting out of hand
-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over
-There's so much war
-It never snows (California)
-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas.
-Obama's a dummy.
-The economy is is poop stick.
-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government.
-Schools are non functional.
-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey.
-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone.
-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school.
-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up.
-Donald Trump is scary.
-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke)
-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke.
-Same above in many other states
-Nowhere to go to escape the heat
-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal.
-The woods is getting crappy.
-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon.

Anyway I can escape to New Zealand where it's cool all year round and leave behind my depressing past?

Half of those have to do with your state…..

And the other half have to do with the Country.

X-It's too friggin' hot all over this country. This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away.
X-The politicians are lazy freaks.
√-The politics are getting out of hand
?-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over
√-There's so much war
X-It never snows (California)
X-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas.
?-Obama's a dummy.
√-The economy is is poop stick.
√-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government.
X-Schools are non functional.
X-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey.
X-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone.
√-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school.
√-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up.
?-Donald Trump is scary.
?-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke)
X-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke.
X-Same above in many other states
X-Nowhere to go to escape the heat
X-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal.
X-The woods is getting crappy.
X-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon.

There's like six there, that have to do with the entire country that are actually true.
Don't know about the church.
Obama has actually done stuff.
Not many people care about Donald Trump.
The joke, doesn't count.

Finally somebody else relises the US is a absolute mess.

Well, yes. But I don't blame it for all the world's evils.

Dude America receives more immigrants than any other country in the world there's a reason for that Nuff Said.

Never snows in California? The Donner party and everyone who lives in the Sierra Nevada would like a word with you.

I'm in the US and it's about 75 degrees F right now. Not too hot at all.

@Mrgantoe are you defending america?

Soon the US will no longer be the most powerful nation on earth China will.

China isn't powerful at all.

The be honest, they're more of a manufacturing company than any other country. Oh, and America isn't the most powerful country.

@Striker

Why do you americans still use the imperial system it sucks switch to metric.

China already is Pred.
And yes I was America was a country founded by a majority of British men and women fleeing British tyranny.

Because it would be more expensive to switch than it is the keep it, pred.
Plus, the economy is't in the best shape to switch right now.

Nope they just think they are hehe we are holding our ports to ransom against the big ole U S of A - Ya cant bring your nukes here and sully our awesome landscapes buddy

Edit dang I was beaten to the post by THREE posters?? man I need to work on my typing speed hahahaaa

Hell if I know, really, aside from expense, there really isn't any good reason. The only time I've found the Imperial system to be more useful is in cooking or carpentry where fractions are more practical than strict decimals.

What's it like inthe US?(aside from what is already said).And I think the ''everyone is a donkey'' point applies to most countries.

The Westboro Baptist Church has like 5 members, so I don't see how you can use this.

Well the parts of America I've been in are mostly small remote areas like Colorado springs wich is nice enough. America has some very unique landscapes some can't be found anywhere else in the world. We have wonderful musicses.

As I've said many times. If you're gonna hate something, then at least hate it for a good enough reason.

That's the first time you've said it. Stop trying to police the ducking forums, Skull. Also, did you ever take into consideration that it's my opinion?

Stop acting like you own this place, douche.

Actually, that's not the first time I've said it. Not even the first time I've said on this site, let alone all the other sites. Funny you should say I'm trying to act like staff, when you're the only one of us two who has ever said "Oh, redink1! Grant me mod powers!". If you actually read your posts, you might realize you're one of the biggest problems this site is facing currently. Negative attitude and ranting is not a way to construct a site back onto its feet. Making threads like this which only give out negative energy strikes those peoples' efforts down, who try to make this site a more happy place, with a thousand pound weight.

You say I think I own the place? No, I don't. Neither do you, which is the reason you don't have any place to go around calling people douche without any particular reason, when you've been worse at times.

I simply laugh at all the irony in that post.

Skull...

Shut up, eat your chicken nuggets and enjoy them. OR I'LL SHOVE SOMETHING ELSE DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU LEARN NOT TO BICKER!

A flaming mettal rod .
See what I did there^.

Oh Lep thats priceless!! That sooo sounds like my mother hehe. @Absolution LOL gotta love Youtube!

And I simply laugh at the irony in your posts. Especially the irony that you think Predator should be banned. Everyone, even Predator' has started acting better. You're the only one who hasn't. And as I said, I'm losing all my will trying to do any good for this site, when there is no hope trying to explain anything rational to people such as you.

The most ironic thing in your post, by the way, is that you say "did you ever take into consideration that it's my opinion?". And then when I give out my opinion, you start flaming. *Sigh* Hypocrites.

Abs

Why dont you move to Alaska?
You'd be closer to Sarah Palin, then.

Hate breeds hate.

I dont get it Absolution make a anti-america thread it dosent get deleted

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IS ABSOLUTION BRIBING THE STAFF?!!

uggh Predator, PLease PLEASE try to keep some of your opinions to yourself!!

Pred, I can answer that with many reasons.

1: Abs is an older member, maybe not loved, but people still know him.
2: He has an account.
3: He lives there.
4: He Lives There.
5: HE LIVES THERE.
6. He used valid(ish) points.
7: He's not you.

@Lepracaun
all of those points are fail

1.dosent matter
2.i tried to get an account dont blame me
3.so what only americans can talk america and no one else.
4.
5.
6.LOL!! i use valid point more so than you.
7.i know he's not me but that dosent give the staff the right to delete my post.

7) Your continued idiocy gives us the right.

No pred. He's talking about the place. You're talking about the people. He lives there so he has first hand experience on what it's like to live there. You on the other hand, watch one episode or south park or two and half men and hate all americans for finding it funny. Much different.

8) Your a bigot.

Why would you ever want to visit texas?

Yeah,why would he?.He hates america so why would he go to texas,where the least ''tolerent'' americans live?

That's not very true at all. Don't generalise like Predator does. I know a few guys from Texas, who are not rude to the slighest. It's stupid to say certain people come from certain places, when in reality every place has its own different variations of people.

For example, I could say everyone from my town have been in jail, when it's not true at all. The fact that most people I know have been in jail, doesn't mean it applies to everyone in here.

I wasn't really meaning the people when I said that. I mean, Texas isn't really the most beautiful place to visit though...

Yeah,everyone isn't the same but you have to admit many texan's don't like......well,um you know what I mean.And I also know a few good texans.

Texas just has its own... rough style, shall I say. But I don't think they're really trying to be mean towards others.

There's so much difference between Predator's posts about America and this one.

9).swallow a GAT.

First of all, Skorn actually made a few valid points. Yes, the government is in the shoot hole, and I'm sure open revolt will happen very soon. Yes, the rich are constantly rubbing money in our faces, but I have something that they can never buy and keep. Friends who would brave danger and death to help me, as I would for them. You, whenever you make a thread bashing America, you always flame it, using everything that comes to mind, including irrelevant things.

OMG!!

stop b!tching about everything when a pesron talks trash about america you instantly call them in-human and other stuff.

but you americans talk trash about everyone else and find it OK.

So stop moaning.

You Brits sure to enjoy riding Americans don't you. not saying it wasn't funny though I found it hilarious. But still ever since you guys humiliated your selves let's see here 1,2,3,4.......etc times you really seem to enjoy hoping on America for every little infraction under the sun? Them apples taste good don't they Predypoo.

What the hell are you talking about?

Here now, you can't justly go stereotyping Brits as equal to Pred anymore then Predator can justly stereotype Yanks as equal to George Bush!

I wasnt stereotyping I was just rambling and listing stereotypes .

Umm, Predator, are you really from Australia? I thought you said you were from the UK.

Like alot of people i sometimes cant be bothered putting the right flag

I PM you can me PM me back.

this thread is still correct.

Not many people care about Donald Trump

Well that didn't age well

yeah, right? i pointed out "donald trump is scary" as a joke back then because the ducker had a show and i thought including that was kinda funny in a random way...

but the nightmare is real. that cheeto dust piece of filth really is scary and not at all funny.

i think it's worth keeping this up to date


-It's too friggin' hot all over this state (ca). This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away. It also, due to total lack of care, leads to fires of titanic proportions that destroy 300k+ acreage worth of unmaintained land. the companies and organizations all related to these incidents are worthless. most of all is pg&e, public garbage and evil. they, due to money = power, have managed to destroy an entire city, paradise, kill people on life support, and cause widespread misery and financial damages due to their greed. unfortunately, this invalidates all the good places as viable to live in, and many places that were already horrible to live in in the first place.
-The politicians are lazy freaks. not only this, they are horrifically evil. i cannot even begin to describe how much i abhor the leadership in this country. pure evil, to the very core. not a single mote of goodness. wicked beasts fit only for judgment.
-The politics are getting out of hand. this is especially true now. my ducking celestia, if 2016 wasn't ducked up enough electing a tv show celebrity, and 1000 times winner of shittiest entrepreneur and toupee award, but holy duck. this country's response to an outbreak is baffling. over here in my apocalyptic state, our tyrant king governor is just about one of the most hateable monstrosities there are. a full, official petition was signed and sent in to remove the piece of filth. guess what? overturned. WHY? DURRRRRRRR WE CANT READ IT. MOTHERDUCKER, YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO READ IT. YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ IT AT ALL! THE POINT IS TO SHOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT YOU DUCKING GONE. WE WANT YOU GONE!? DUCK OFF! NOW!
-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over. not really true anymore from what i can tell. they're not powerful or relevant enough to pop up on my radar anymore.
-There's so much war. and not only that, trump really seems to want it. its a good thing that nukes, in all their horrificness, actually do more to prevent war. so, its at least less than it could be due to our cowards-in-office being afraid (and rightfully so) of nukes that could annihilate the world.
-It never snows (California). i mean, this is partly true. when it does, its not around much. there are places with snow, though. so, this was a blatant lie.
-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas. actually, i don't think this is true either. no hurricanes, maybe a tornado? but that tornado (if it was one), didn't even come close to the ground and there really isn't a suitable mixture of temperatures to generate them.
-Obama's a dummy. trump's a dummy.
-The economy is is poop stick. *is a poop stick. man, this is more and more noticeable. especially in this shit state. cost of living is astronomical. i do not recommend even visiting this state.
-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government. ^^^SEE ABOVE^^^
-Schools are non functional. this is still true and always will be true. schools are outdated and should be abolished.
-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey. mainly true, like anywhere else.
-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone. they do.
-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school. probably still true.
-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up. i mean, i dunno what i was getting at, but this is true in actions.
-Donald Trump is scary. extremely scary, actually.
-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke) (not a joke)
-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke. this is still true. recently, 300k+ acres burned due to severe negligence and lightning as mentioned above.
-Same above in many other states. yeah, probably.
-Nowhere to go to escape the heat. except, you know, modern places instead of the unholy prospector towns im used to. then again, the old place i was in did have central cooling. and we did use a pool once. but other than that, yeah. its hot. blame global warming/climate change/imminent solar destruction/whatever they come up with next.
-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal. this is true, but only in places you shouldnt be living in to begin with.
-The woods is getting crappy. getting. hah. nah, dude. woods suck. theyre good for visits. not to live in for extended periods of time. camp? fine. stay in a cabin for a few days? alright. did that once and it was neat.
-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon. yeah, i mean, what do you expect

Anyway I can escape to New Zealand where it's cool all year round and leave behind my depressing past? i would also settle for a pocket dimension of my own creation, but thats up to me and my arcane mastery.

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shut the duck up