Have you ever obsessed over a girl?
I've been obsessing over one of my classmates for two year's now,even after she changed school's this year.Is this normal and will I ever get over her?
well, tis very weird, but time heals all wounds. Not scars though. This is exactly why co-education sucks. I've never been obsessed with any girl, because girls are girls and all girls are dangerous creatures. If she never spoke to you, then forget her. You'll get over her in a few weeks. Be happy and find a new girl to obsess over to forget her.
P.S. the last sentence is a joke.
P.S. the last sentence is a joke.
You'll probably always remember her, but I'd say you'll get over it when the next hot chick walks in the class.
lol
Don't obsess over someone just because she's good-lookin' (although that's a major plus factor.) You need to find love, true love! Why do you think they showed us Sleeping Beauty and Snow White?
Don't obsess over someone just because she's good-lookin' (although that's a major plus factor.) You need to find love, true love! Why do you think they showed us Sleeping Beauty and Snow White?
Gather around people! DinkDoodler teaches us true love!
lulz. You're funny. *flicks iplaydink's nose* Boing boing boing
True Love Lecture 1:
Your girl HAS to be a princess, has to have smeared lipstick all over her face, and needs to be incapitated by some evil witch. No matter how many medicines and surgeries she's given, she will remain dead, but the moment you kiss her dead body *shudder* she will come back to life
True Love Lecture 1:
Your girl HAS to be a princess, has to have smeared lipstick all over her face, and needs to be incapitated by some evil witch. No matter how many medicines and surgeries she's given, she will remain dead, but the moment you kiss her dead body *shudder* she will come back to life
She's good looking,but that's not why I like her.I fell in love with her personality.Otherwise there are girls hotter than her in my class.I already have six girls who have crushes on me,but they don't know that I know their little secret.
Aik bhi nahin rahi sari zaalim hain!
(This was said in Urdu so only DuckHater can understand or it would be too bad)
(This was said in Urdu so only DuckHater can understand or it would be too bad)
"No one is left their all cruel."Is that supposed to help me.
Hehe - DuckHater, I don't think it's unusual to obsess over girl at 14. As your hormones wage war on your sensibility, you will surely chase one wild goose after another, thinking them to be a swan.
When you're 18 you'll wonder what you ever saw in them, the immature, superficial brats!
@DD - My dear friend, if this lass is plastered with make-up and has silicone boobs as society wisely directs to be beautiful, then, when you lean over the candle for a romantic kiss, her boobs will shrivel and blister and her face will melt of revealing the inner undead.
Sheesh, I could be a lyrics writer for Cannibal Corpse....
When you're 18 you'll wonder what you ever saw in them, the immature, superficial brats!
@DD - My dear friend, if this lass is plastered with make-up and has silicone boobs as society wisely directs to be beautiful, then, when you lean over the candle for a romantic kiss, her boobs will shrivel and blister and her face will melt of revealing the inner undead.
Sheesh, I could be a lyrics writer for Cannibal Corpse....
That image was GREAT!
And yep, it's yer hormones.
Similar scenario
I can make you the wyrics lighter, but I'll need a voodoo doll first
And yep, it's yer hormones.
Similar scenario
I can make you the wyrics lighter, but I'll need a voodoo doll first
Hehe - I talked to the lady at the post office about posting to Pakistan today, even got the customs forms. Will string and aluminium make it through Paki customs?
Yes. Yes it will.
*Me secretly warns police to arrest drunk wizard*
*Me secretly warns police to arrest drunk wizard*
Yeah,it's probably because of my hormones.But do you feel electrocuted when the girl you like stares or just look's at you?
Umm.... no. I just feel offended, like "Why are you staring at me? It's rude."
Really, If a girl stares at you, don't bother. She's just gonna do some damage and scamper.
Really, If a girl stares at you, don't bother. She's just gonna do some damage and scamper.
Seriously though, why on earth would you feel offended if someone looks at you?
Happens to everyone, sometimes it lasts a week, sometimes it lasts years.
*Look's at DD* Are you offended?
No. It's just the staring for a long time that creeps me out.
I hate love! It cost me my school
But do you feel electrocuted when the girl you like stares or just look's at you?
First, I feel flattered. Then, I wonder if my pompadour has fallen forwards again. Then I wonder if my fly is undone. Then I stare back. Then she feels intimidated and looks away.
First, I feel flattered. Then, I wonder if my pompadour has fallen forwards again. Then I wonder if my fly is undone. Then I stare back. Then she feels intimidated and looks away.
As a male, you should know that, when someone looks at you, you are obliged to stare back until the other person shifts their gaze. Without blinking.
Try smiling instead, Schnapper. Maybe you'll get lucky, get a girl and then finally get off the schnapps eventually.
I feel like i'm gonna have a heart attack when i look into her eye's.
Do the Davy Jones trick. You know, the one where you rip your heart out and put it into a chest. On a second thought though, that might result in ugly tentacles, so I wouldn't.
have a wank.
...and make sure you open your eyes really wide and lean forward, too. That always helps.
Lol, like go wank yourself.
He's telling you to go spank the monkey.
Choke your chicken.
Play with your snake.
Ect.
He's telling you to go spank the monkey.
Choke your chicken.
Play with your snake.
Ect.
Tis the story of my life brochacho.
I really wish you hadn't posted this...
Don't read it then listen to this duck hater.
I'm sitting on the bus and it's completely full exept for a seat next to me. And this girl walks on and is complaining about how there's now seats and the bus driver points next to me and she stands above it looks at it and looks at the bus and says "anyone wanna sit three to a seat".
And I dont care I live by my modo "a man who tales himself to serious runs the risk of others doing the same". Who said that again?
I'm sitting on the bus and it's completely full exept for a seat next to me. And this girl walks on and is complaining about how there's now seats and the bus driver points next to me and she stands above it looks at it and looks at the bus and says "anyone wanna sit three to a seat".
And I dont care I live by my modo "a man who tales himself to serious runs the risk of others doing the same". Who said that again?
Dude, Leprochaun. Just tell him to burp the worm.
Dude... that's pretty harsh.
Glad you let it roll off your back and don't take the cesspool that is school too seriously.
Glad you let it roll off your back and don't take the cesspool that is school too seriously.
I know right I expect to get in quite a few fights this year promised myself I wouldn't be pushed around there just a bunch of poser's I'm the only one born in the hood.
Get a life, godley.
Find a real girlfriend if you're that desperate.
Find a real girlfriend if you're that desperate.
I got it at play with your snake.
Nyea, we're being mean to you. Just don't hate yourself because that's the Stage 3 Madness. Poor boy.
True Love Lecture 2:
If your girl is not a princess, you will meet her on the swings in the park after school and exchange phone numbers instead of names. Pfft.
True Love Lecture 2:
If your girl is not a princess, you will meet her on the swings in the park after school and exchange phone numbers instead of names. Pfft.
Know thyself.
And DD you said you never obsessed over a girl,you will dude wait till your 13.
I finally got over her,i think,i still feel weird when i think about her though.I'm thinking about getting a girlfriend and i have a girl in mind.She's hot and tall(atleast by my classes standards),she has a crush on me too(it's obvious).What do you think and Do you have any suggestions on how to propose to her?.Oh yeah,She's friends with me on facebook and today's her birthday.
Say "Happy Birthday" to her on facebook, and gradually be friends - ONLY FRIENDS- with her. Be gentle.
It's so amusing when a 12-year-old is trying to explain a 14-year-old about relationships. xD
I've seen enough of life.
By the way, analysis reveals that trying to build a relationship with anyone over the phone won't work. Neither will jumping on her and proclaiming undying love. However, become their friend and then leave it to time such is the best way.
By the way, analysis reveals that trying to build a relationship with anyone over the phone won't work. Neither will jumping on her and proclaiming undying love. However, become their friend and then leave it to time such is the best way.
I already wished her and i forgot to tell you she's 16.
RUN AWAY! Are you nuts? Girls should ALWAYS be younger!
Hell, no! Females are immature enough when they're the same age! The best women are no less then 110% of ones age!
And I thought you said you had seen enough life.
Dude DD,I'm talking about a 16 year old not a 60 year old.
Take this info from a single man . Gradually become friends with her as DD said in one of his tutorials. Now invite her some friends to go to the mall I find it works better if you ask like you forgot to if know what I mean if not I'll just tell you. Then gradually separate from your friends and then get her pregnant and move to wisconsin.
Love it! Go for it duckhater - if shes single, free and looking at you in that way - why not!
Did you ever look in all our rest homes? its filled with women and only a small smattering of men - thats because males die younger, so why not go for the older more experienced woman. Should you end up together you will both be more likely to fade away together rather than one of you left to strugle thru for many more years with a broken heart.
Also dont listen to those that say you are too young, my buddy met her man when she was only 14, everyone including me though it would fade out so lets humor her - but guess what, 7 years later they're STILL together and so happy and very much still in love - thats a better record than some married dudes aye
Just be honest, never lie and never ever cheat and you will be a great catch and any girl will be after your butt
Did you ever look in all our rest homes? its filled with women and only a small smattering of men - thats because males die younger, so why not go for the older more experienced woman. Should you end up together you will both be more likely to fade away together rather than one of you left to strugle thru for many more years with a broken heart.
Also dont listen to those that say you are too young, my buddy met her man when she was only 14, everyone including me though it would fade out so lets humor her - but guess what, 7 years later they're STILL together and so happy and very much still in love - thats a better record than some married dudes aye
Just be honest, never lie and never ever cheat and you will be a great catch and any girl will be after your butt
Girls give dating advice to guys better then guys themselves I would listen to her have an interesting time be curious it helps forms conversation and my last hint fight every healthy relationship has it's freindly religion threads?
August 18th 2011, 09:53 PM
Predator
@Duckhater
look who cares who really needs a girlfriend there nothing worng about dying a virgin,so get over it.
look who cares who really needs a girlfriend there nothing worng about dying a virgin,so get over it.
Hehe Pred nice I agree if you don't impregnate her no big deal I guess.
Let's turn this into a love life thread,where we discuss you know our love life and give each other advice.
Mine? Zero as of yet, because I made ever girl who dared to approach me my minion. And as a vampire I'm stuck at 12 until November. So maybe if I become a TMNVampire this year I can tell you.
I can give you some advice though: Don't read Twilight. Twilight is a lie. Just like the cake, Tal and pred-and-goat's room.
I can give you some advice though: Don't read Twilight. Twilight is a lie. Just like the cake, Tal and pred-and-goat's room.
Teenage mutant ninja 'VAMPIRE'?
Except that I'm not mutant.
There was a really good-looking girl my age, but she left
So I became evil because good guys make sacrifices.
Another tip: love is sacrifice. So tie pred's goat up and sacrifice her at Eid.
There was a really good-looking girl my age, but she left
So I became evil because good guys make sacrifices.
Another tip: love is sacrifice. So tie pred's goat up and sacrifice her at Eid.
Any goat that'll date pred will be too satanic to sacrifice(No offence pred just joking).
"When two hearts are in one race, both hearts win."
In a race? They'll over exert themselves.
Another tip: eat more fruit so your cheeks get pinker and you score a few more stars
OH GOD THE GOAT!
Another tip: eat more fruit so your cheeks get pinker and you score a few more stars
OH GOD THE GOAT!
Or if you're in a hurry, wear blush. You can ask the girl to help you with it.
Just wanted to pop in and say that the idea of going from being her friend to her romantic interest is generally a bad idea.
Only be her friend if you would actually *want* to be her friend and be fine with only having that. The friend to romantic interest thing really only works if you happen to be really good-looking or charismatic and confident. If your desire for her supersedes any actual desire for friendship, being her friend is just useless hassle and a good way to emotionally torture yourself.
Only be her friend if you would actually *want* to be her friend and be fine with only having that. The friend to romantic interest thing really only works if you happen to be really good-looking or charismatic and confident. If your desire for her supersedes any actual desire for friendship, being her friend is just useless hassle and a good way to emotionally torture yourself.
And Striker i am very good looking or atleast that's what 12 of my friends say and that too without including family,but as for the confidence well..............
Eat more fruit, talk to your friends more, and hope for the best
August 20th 2011, 01:24 AM
Predator
@DD
why the hell are you so abssesed about goats?
where you trying to date one?
why the hell are you so abssesed about goats?
where you trying to date one?
What does it mean when a girl say's you're a handsome,cute and perfect guy?
Most likely, it means that she is not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
Here's the context:
Me: Fat girl
Her: I'm not a fat girl like you're gf.
Me: I don't have a gf
Her: Don't lie.
Me: I'm not lying.I don't have a gf but I have many admirer's.
Her: Oh god.
Me: What's wrong with not having a girl friend?
Her: You are a handsome,cute and perfect guy.You should have a gf.
We were having a casual chat and we're just friends.
Me: Fat girl
Her: I'm not a fat girl like you're gf.
Me: I don't have a gf
Her: Don't lie.
Me: I'm not lying.I don't have a gf but I have many admirer's.
Her: Oh god.
Me: What's wrong with not having a girl friend?
Her: You are a handsome,cute and perfect guy.You should have a gf.
We were having a casual chat and we're just friends.
Sounds rather sarcastic, don't you think? Then again, how many 14 y.o's know how to use sarcasm?
Next time, don't talk to a girl about her weight
Next time, don't talk to a girl about her weight
I've been there. The worst possible scenario at this point is that your wish is granted. I've gotten the girl I had a crush on, the result was I saw the dark side of her I had never seen before. The resulting heartbreak lasted months. They are never as they appear to your love struck eyes. The best thing you can do is just ignore the girls until you are old enough to have control of your hormones, when you will have the ability to see them as they really are, not how you want them to be. Just remember: Your hand is your ideal girlfriend -- she will never break your heart or get pregnant and devour the rest of your youth in child support.
Good that you provided context, DH... sounds like you just need a punch in the face.
What does it mean when a girl say's you're a handsome,cute and perfect guy?
It means: You are ok as you are and just be yourself - it really doesnt matter because we are going to change you anyway lol
It means: You are ok as you are and just be yourself - it really doesnt matter because we are going to change you anyway lol
What the duck!
Yes, she was being sarcastic and you blew it. The thing is, you don't ACT like you're cool. Just tell her you like her. You blew it when you, first called her fat, then blew it up even more when you said you had many admirers.
Yes, she was being sarcastic and you blew it. The thing is, you don't ACT like you're cool. Just tell her you like her. You blew it when you, first called her fat, then blew it up even more when you said you had many admirers.
Aw dont be to hard on him DD! The fact is we cant know for sure if she was being sarcastic for we do not know thy manner in which she spoketh thine words.
If you HAVE the guts and feel its right maybe you should ask her if she has feelings for you?
A friend of mine recently did just that in an email, To me that is. and i didnt think any less of her. If SHE does if you ask her, then frankly shes an idiot.
If you HAVE the guts and feel its right maybe you should ask her if she has feelings for you?
A friend of mine recently did just that in an email, To me that is. and i didnt think any less of her. If SHE does if you ask her, then frankly shes an idiot.
In an email? Is the world going crazy? Sweep up your guts and say it to her face.
Now, duckhater. Go to that girl. Lean forward, almost on her but not quite. Then let her lean until you are just a lip's distance away from each other *giggle* then you tell her, how much you hate her
Now, duckhater. Go to that girl. Lean forward, almost on her but not quite. Then let her lean until you are just a lip's distance away from each other *giggle* then you tell her, how much you hate her
Could that be why I find sexual jokes less than amusing?
Or you could forget about all of that and pursue a dream of becoming a Professional whistler.
Now, you listen to me!
You gotta rise up!
(Backup chorus by zed) Rising up!
You gotta get out of the ground!
Hey do you feel it!
You gotta go right up to this woman!
You gotta go right up to her face!
And you tell her, "Baby, I dig you, yeah!"
You gotta rise up!
(Backup chorus by zed) Rising up!
You gotta get out of the ground!
Hey do you feel it!
You gotta go right up to this woman!
You gotta go right up to her face!
And you tell her, "Baby, I dig you, yeah!"
@Zeddexx
YAY!
@DD
That's the reason why you're soooooo CRANKY all the time.You'll find sexual jokes amusing a while after that.
YAY!
@DD
That's the reason why you're soooooo CRANKY all the time.You'll find sexual jokes amusing a while after that.
Shut the duck up! I'm not duckin cranky at all, it's just that flights give me a terrible case of jet-fukin-lag
Better get to her soon Romeo
Better get to her soon Romeo
Why in all romantic movies, when a friend steals a girl's boyfriend, she thinks, "What does he see in him?" How the hell did he become her boyfirend first?
100th POST SUCKAS HA!! YUSSSSSSS!!
Dang! You beat me to it.