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Have you ever obsessed over a girl?

August 12th 2011, 07:04 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I've been obsessing over one of my classmates for two year's now,even after she changed school's this year.Is this normal and will I ever get over her?
August 12th 2011, 07:26 AM
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well, tis very weird, but time heals all wounds. Not scars though. This is exactly why co-education sucks. I've never been obsessed with any girl, because girls are girls and all girls are dangerous creatures. If she never spoke to you, then forget her. You'll get over her in a few weeks. Be happy and find a new girl to obsess over to forget her.
P.S. the last sentence is a joke.
August 12th 2011, 07:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You'll probably always remember her, but I'd say you'll get over it when the next hot chick walks in the class.
August 12th 2011, 07:35 AM
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lol
Don't obsess over someone just because she's good-lookin' (although that's a major plus factor.) You need to find love, true love! Why do you think they showed us Sleeping Beauty and Snow White?
August 12th 2011, 07:40 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Gather around people! DinkDoodler teaches us true love!
August 12th 2011, 07:44 AM
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lulz. You're funny. *flicks iplaydink's nose* Boing boing boing

True Love Lecture 1:
Your girl HAS to be a princess, has to have smeared lipstick all over her face, and needs to be incapitated by some evil witch. No matter how many medicines and surgeries she's given, she will remain dead, but the moment you kiss her dead body *shudder* she will come back to life
August 12th 2011, 08:06 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
She's good looking,but that's not why I like her.I fell in love with her personality.Otherwise there are girls hotter than her in my class.I already have six girls who have crushes on me,but they don't know that I know their little secret.
August 12th 2011, 08:08 AM
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Aik bhi nahin rahi sari zaalim hain!
(This was said in Urdu so only DuckHater can understand or it would be too bad)
August 12th 2011, 08:19 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
"No one is left their all cruel."Is that supposed to help me.
August 12th 2011, 08:21 AM
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Thanks, Ed.
August 12th 2011, 08:23 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
No problem Eddy.
August 12th 2011, 08:27 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hehe - DuckHater, I don't think it's unusual to obsess over girl at 14. As your hormones wage war on your sensibility, you will surely chase one wild goose after another, thinking them to be a swan.

When you're 18 you'll wonder what you ever saw in them, the immature, superficial brats!

@DD - My dear friend, if this lass is plastered with make-up and has silicone boobs as society wisely directs to be beautiful, then, when you lean over the candle for a romantic kiss, her boobs will shrivel and blister and her face will melt of revealing the inner undead.
Sheesh, I could be a lyrics writer for Cannibal Corpse....
August 12th 2011, 08:33 AM
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That image was GREAT!
And yep, it's yer hormones.
Similar scenario
I can make you the wyrics lighter, but I'll need a voodoo doll first
August 12th 2011, 08:36 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hehe - I talked to the lady at the post office about posting to Pakistan today, even got the customs forms. Will string and aluminium make it through Paki customs?
August 12th 2011, 08:37 AM
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Yes. Yes it will.
*Me secretly warns police to arrest drunk wizard*
August 12th 2011, 09:00 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Yeah,it's probably because of my hormones.But do you feel electrocuted when the girl you like stares or just look's at you?
August 12th 2011, 09:04 AM
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Umm.... no. I just feel offended, like "Why are you staring at me? It's rude."
Really, If a girl stares at you, don't bother. She's just gonna do some damage and scamper.
August 12th 2011, 09:14 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
^
A virgin.
August 12th 2011, 09:16 AM
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*spits at skull*
August 12th 2011, 10:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Seriously though, why on earth would you feel offended if someone looks at you?
August 12th 2011, 10:23 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Happens to everyone, sometimes it lasts a week, sometimes it lasts years.
August 12th 2011, 10:23 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*Look's at DD* Are you offended?
August 12th 2011, 10:27 AM
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No. It's just the staring for a long time that creeps me out.
August 12th 2011, 10:28 AM
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Killersong96
Peasant He/Him Turkey
A horse! A horse! My banana for a horse! 
I hate love! It cost me my school
August 12th 2011, 10:32 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
But do you feel electrocuted when the girl you like stares or just look's at you?

First, I feel flattered. Then, I wonder if my pompadour has fallen forwards again. Then I wonder if my fly is undone. Then I stare back. Then she feels intimidated and looks away.
August 12th 2011, 10:35 AM
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Gimme me voodoo doll and I'll write a testimonal
August 12th 2011, 10:46 AM
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As a male, you should know that, when someone looks at you, you are obliged to stare back until the other person shifts their gaze. Without blinking.
August 12th 2011, 10:47 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Try smiling instead, Schnapper. Maybe you'll get lucky, get a girl and then finally get off the schnapps eventually.
August 12th 2011, 11:11 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I feel like i'm gonna have a heart attack when i look into her eye's.
August 12th 2011, 11:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Do the Davy Jones trick. You know, the one where you rip your heart out and put it into a chest. On a second thought though, that might result in ugly tentacles, so I wouldn't.
August 12th 2011, 11:44 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I hate myself.
August 12th 2011, 12:46 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
have a wank.
August 12th 2011, 01:06 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
...and make sure you open your eyes really wide and lean forward, too. That always helps.
August 12th 2011, 01:15 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
What's a wank?
August 12th 2011, 01:49 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
August 12th 2011, 02:18 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Lol, like go wank yourself.
He's telling you to go spank the monkey.
Choke your chicken.
Play with your snake.
Ect.
August 12th 2011, 03:47 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Tis the story of my life brochacho.
August 12th 2011, 03:56 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
I really wish you hadn't posted this...
August 12th 2011, 04:01 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Don't read it then listen to this duck hater.

I'm sitting on the bus and it's completely full exept for a seat next to me. And this girl walks on and is complaining about how there's now seats and the bus driver points next to me and she stands above it looks at it and looks at the bus and says "anyone wanna sit three to a seat".

And I dont care I live by my modo "a man who tales himself to serious runs the risk of others doing the same". Who said that again?
August 12th 2011, 04:22 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Dude, Leprochaun. Just tell him to burp the worm.
August 12th 2011, 06:05 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Dude... that's pretty harsh.

Glad you let it roll off your back and don't take the cesspool that is school too seriously.
August 12th 2011, 09:06 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I know right I expect to get in quite a few fights this year promised myself I wouldn't be pushed around there just a bunch of poser's I'm the only one born in the hood.
August 12th 2011, 11:03 PM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Go, watch some porn. Jerk-off.

It will all be fine.
August 13th 2011, 12:38 AM
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Get a life, godley.
Find a real girlfriend if you're that desperate.
August 13th 2011, 03:07 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I got it at play with your snake.
August 13th 2011, 04:31 AM
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Nyea, we're being mean to you. Just don't hate yourself because that's the Stage 3 Madness. Poor boy.
True Love Lecture 2:
If your girl is not a princess, you will meet her on the swings in the park after school and exchange phone numbers instead of names. Pfft.
August 13th 2011, 12:13 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Know thyself.
August 13th 2011, 12:21 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
And DD you said you never obsessed over a girl,you will dude wait till your 13.
August 13th 2011, 01:36 PM
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Thanks, Ed.
August 18th 2011, 11:05 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I finally got over her,i think,i still feel weird when i think about her though.I'm thinking about getting a girlfriend and i have a girl in mind.She's hot and tall(atleast by my classes standards),she has a crush on me too(it's obvious).What do you think and Do you have any suggestions on how to propose to her?.Oh yeah,She's friends with me on facebook and today's her birthday.
August 18th 2011, 11:45 AM
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Say "Happy Birthday" to her on facebook, and gradually be friends - ONLY FRIENDS- with her. Be gentle.
August 18th 2011, 11:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
It's so amusing when a 12-year-old is trying to explain a 14-year-old about relationships. xD
August 18th 2011, 11:55 AM
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I've seen enough of life.
By the way, analysis reveals that trying to build a relationship with anyone over the phone won't work. Neither will jumping on her and proclaiming undying love. However, become their friend and then leave it to time such is the best way.
August 18th 2011, 12:05 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I already wished her and i forgot to tell you she's 16.
August 18th 2011, 12:08 PM
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RUN AWAY! Are you nuts? Girls should ALWAYS be younger!
August 18th 2011, 12:14 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hell, no! Females are immature enough when they're the same age! The best women are no less then 110% of ones age!
August 18th 2011, 12:16 PM
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i.e YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIEEE!....
August 18th 2011, 12:21 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
And I thought you said you had seen enough life.
August 18th 2011, 12:31 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Dude DD,I'm talking about a 16 year old not a 60 year old.
August 18th 2011, 07:45 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Take this info from a single man . Gradually become friends with her as DD said in one of his tutorials. Now invite her some friends to go to the mall I find it works better if you ask like you forgot to if know what I mean if not I'll just tell you. Then gradually separate from your friends and then get her pregnant and move to wisconsin.
August 18th 2011, 08:55 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Love it! Go for it duckhater - if shes single, free and looking at you in that way - why not!

Did you ever look in all our rest homes? its filled with women and only a small smattering of men - thats because males die younger, so why not go for the older more experienced woman. Should you end up together you will both be more likely to fade away together rather than one of you left to strugle thru for many more years with a broken heart.

Also dont listen to those that say you are too young, my buddy met her man when she was only 14, everyone including me though it would fade out so lets humor her - but guess what, 7 years later they're STILL together and so happy and very much still in love - thats a better record than some married dudes aye

Just be honest, never lie and never ever cheat and you will be a great catch and any girl will be after your butt
August 18th 2011, 09:44 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Girls give dating advice to guys better then guys themselves I would listen to her have an interesting time be curious it helps forms conversation and my last hint fight every healthy relationship has it's freindly religion threads?
August 18th 2011, 09:53 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
@Duckhater

look who cares who really needs a girlfriend there nothing worng about dying a virgin,so get over it.
August 18th 2011, 10:04 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Hehe Pred nice I agree if you don't impregnate her no big deal I guess.
August 19th 2011, 01:24 AM
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Meh, he's the one who got turned down by a blonde.
August 19th 2011, 06:53 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
I guess youre the one who got turned down by zeddexx
August 19th 2011, 11:23 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Let's turn this into a love life thread,where we discuss you know our love life and give each other advice.
August 19th 2011, 11:34 AM
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Mine? Zero as of yet, because I made ever girl who dared to approach me my minion. And as a vampire I'm stuck at 12 until November. So maybe if I become a TMNVampire this year I can tell you.
I can give you some advice though: Don't read Twilight. Twilight is a lie. Just like the cake, Tal and pred-and-goat's room.
August 19th 2011, 11:39 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Teenage mutant ninja 'VAMPIRE'?
August 19th 2011, 11:42 AM
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Except that I'm not mutant.
There was a really good-looking girl my age, but she left
So I became evil because good guys make sacrifices.
Another tip: love is sacrifice. So tie pred's goat up and sacrifice her at Eid.
August 19th 2011, 12:14 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Any goat that'll date pred will be too satanic to sacrifice(No offence pred just joking).
August 19th 2011, 12:34 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
"When two hearts are in one race, both hearts win."
August 19th 2011, 01:05 PM
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In a race? They'll over exert themselves.
Another tip: eat more fruit so your cheeks get pinker and you score a few more stars
OH GOD THE GOAT!
August 19th 2011, 02:28 PM
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Or if you're in a hurry, wear blush. You can ask the girl to help you with it.
August 19th 2011, 03:04 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Just wanted to pop in and say that the idea of going from being her friend to her romantic interest is generally a bad idea.

Only be her friend if you would actually *want* to be her friend and be fine with only having that. The friend to romantic interest thing really only works if you happen to be really good-looking or charismatic and confident. If your desire for her supersedes any actual desire for friendship, being her friend is just useless hassle and a good way to emotionally torture yourself.
August 20th 2011, 12:34 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
And Striker i am very good looking or atleast that's what 12 of my friends say and that too without including family,but as for the confidence well..............
August 20th 2011, 01:19 AM
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Eat more fruit, talk to your friends more, and hope for the best
August 20th 2011, 01:24 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
@DD
why the hell are you so abssesed about goats?
where you trying to date one?

August 20th 2011, 01:45 AM
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I'm not.
September 29th 2011, 11:22 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
What does it mean when a girl say's you're a handsome,cute and perfect guy?
September 29th 2011, 11:43 AM
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Most likely, it means that she is not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
September 29th 2011, 12:24 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Fancy version of "It's me, not you."
September 29th 2011, 01:10 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Here's the context:
Me: Fat girl
Her: I'm not a fat girl like you're gf.
Me: I don't have a gf
Her: Don't lie.
Me: I'm not lying.I don't have a gf but I have many admirer's.
Her: Oh god.
Me: What's wrong with not having a girl friend?
Her: You are a handsome,cute and perfect guy.You should have a gf.

We were having a casual chat and we're just friends.
September 29th 2011, 02:13 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Sounds rather sarcastic, don't you think? Then again, how many 14 y.o's know how to use sarcasm?

Next time, don't talk to a girl about her weight

September 29th 2011, 02:15 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
I've been there. The worst possible scenario at this point is that your wish is granted. I've gotten the girl I had a crush on, the result was I saw the dark side of her I had never seen before. The resulting heartbreak lasted months. They are never as they appear to your love struck eyes. The best thing you can do is just ignore the girls until you are old enough to have control of your hormones, when you will have the ability to see them as they really are, not how you want them to be. Just remember: Your hand is your ideal girlfriend -- she will never break your heart or get pregnant and devour the rest of your youth in child support.
September 29th 2011, 03:09 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Good that you provided context, DH... sounds like you just need a punch in the face.
September 29th 2011, 07:43 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
What does it mean when a girl say's you're a handsome,cute and perfect guy?

It means: You are ok as you are and just be yourself - it really doesnt matter because we are going to change you anyway lol
September 30th 2011, 04:32 AM
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What the duck!
Yes, she was being sarcastic and you blew it. The thing is, you don't ACT like you're cool. Just tell her you like her. You blew it when you, first called her fat, then blew it up even more when you said you had many admirers.
September 30th 2011, 04:37 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Aw dont be to hard on him DD! The fact is we cant know for sure if she was being sarcastic for we do not know thy manner in which she spoketh thine words.

If you HAVE the guts and feel its right maybe you should ask her if she has feelings for you?

A friend of mine recently did just that in an email, To me that is. and i didnt think any less of her. If SHE does if you ask her, then frankly shes an idiot.
September 30th 2011, 04:43 AM
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In an email? Is the world going crazy? Sweep up your guts and say it to her face.
Now, duckhater. Go to that girl. Lean forward, almost on her but not quite. Then let her lean until you are just a lip's distance away from each other *giggle* then you tell her, how much you hate her
September 30th 2011, 04:47 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
September 30th 2011, 04:47 AM
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Could that be why I find sexual jokes less than amusing?
September 30th 2011, 04:48 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Or you could forget about all of that and pursue a dream of becoming a Professional whistler.
September 30th 2011, 04:50 AM
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Now, you listen to me!
You gotta rise up!
(Backup chorus by zed) Rising up!
You gotta get out of the ground!
Hey do you feel it!
You gotta go right up to this woman!
You gotta go right up to her face!
And you tell her, "Baby, I dig you, yeah!"
September 30th 2011, 04:51 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
@Zeddexx
YAY!
@DD
That's the reason why you're soooooo CRANKY all the time.You'll find sexual jokes amusing a while after that.
September 30th 2011, 04:55 AM
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Shut the duck up! I'm not duckin cranky at all, it's just that flights give me a terrible case of jet-fukin-lag
Better get to her soon Romeo
September 30th 2011, 04:57 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
See what I mean?
September 30th 2011, 04:58 AM
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Why in all romantic movies, when a friend steals a girl's boyfriend, she thinks, "What does he see in him?" How the hell did he become her boyfirend first?
September 30th 2011, 05:02 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
100th POST SUCKAS HA!! YUSSSSSSS!!
September 30th 2011, 05:03 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Dang! You beat me to it.
October 1st 2011, 10:53 AM
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