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dose anyone know how to pick locks?!

January 27th 2010, 02:58 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
my bro took one of my xbox games and i need to pick his door lock or hes not giving it back till i watch 5 hours of anime
January 27th 2010, 03:03 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Use a sledgehammer.

EDIT: On the door, not on your brother.
January 27th 2010, 03:05 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
if only i had one ....even if i did do that he'd probebly try to murder me again
January 27th 2010, 03:33 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I'd watch anime for 5 hours if I we're you
January 27th 2010, 03:36 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
b-b-but i dont like anime
January 27th 2010, 03:44 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
look it up on ehow, or youtube.
January 27th 2010, 05:20 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Why you don't like animes? There are some good ones like Hokuto No Ken(Fist of the North Star) or Yu Yu Hakusho
January 27th 2010, 05:43 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
MOST ANIME IS JUST REALLY CREEPY TO ME AND I DONT LIKE ITTTT
January 27th 2010, 06:00 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Anime is very bad. I mean... look at their eyes.
January 27th 2010, 06:18 AM
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Erwin
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Friendship is magic 
What kind of lock is it? I managed to pick a lock with a paperclip once but it was a lock with a big keyhole so I had plenty of room to work with. If it's one of those tiny locks in which you can barely fit anything I don't think I can help you.

EDIT: Just look up lock picking on you tube. There are some good tutorials there.
January 27th 2010, 06:22 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Chainsaw is the answer. On the door AND your brother. lol jk
January 27th 2010, 07:20 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
You need more then just a paperclip, depending on the lock you may also need what is known as a torsion wrench (really all that means is something that can turn the tumbler while you pick it)

I have never picked a lock, but on a tumbler lock you need a pick and a torsion wrench, a hair clip and screw driver will do though. put the torsion wrench in so you can turn it like a key but can still put a pick in there. Turn the torsion wrench in the direction it opens and apply a steady pressure on it (hard enough that when you pick the pins in the lock that they won't fall back down, but not so hard that you break the lock) then proceed to pick the individual pins.

Of course, you could always climb in through a window or bust in.

NOTE: Some locks are so simple to pick, all you need is a hard, flat object. my brothers doors lock is just a slot, and I usually shove a knife in there and turn it. This isn't really a 'lock' but it does have a 'key' (any flat object that fits will do) and can usually only be opened easily from the inside.
January 27th 2010, 07:35 AM
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Krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Y'know the small space between the door handle and the frame? the thing keeping it from opening it there. All you need to do is take a creditd card or a butterknife and slide it under the tab-thingy that reacts to the handle turning. The door should open then. (This is how I open my docked door. There is literally a butterknife in the wall next to my door so I can open it.)
January 27th 2010, 10:15 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I would watch the anime.
January 27th 2010, 10:58 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Not everyone is as sick from the mind as you are, Quiz.
January 27th 2010, 12:41 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Heh. What anime is it anyway bornfree?
January 27th 2010, 03:44 PM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
i think on the disk it says escd flown?? idk its hard to read what it says on the disk....but im not gunna watch it
January 27th 2010, 03:47 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
My mum taught me how to break into cars hehe she was awesome at it... Scary actually lol

(She had a shop and people kept locking themselves out of their cars so she learnt fast to help em lol)
January 27th 2010, 06:04 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
You need the universal lock-picking tool, the gun. But if the door is your actual obstacle then you should get your hands on some C4 for the heck of it.
January 27th 2010, 09:42 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Ever heard of a window?
January 27th 2010, 10:26 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
That's no fun, though. Unless you call in an airstrike and point the laser-thingy at the window. Everybody wins!! (I think)
January 28th 2010, 12:40 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Or you could wait around until he goes into his room and then block the door and push your way in. Oh wait, your a girl, hmm... I assume your brother is stronger than you? Then what you need is a crowbar.
January 28th 2010, 01:31 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Oh wait, your a girl, hmm... I assume your brother is stronger than you

OMG Fireball!! OMG FIREBALL!!

Ignore that Bornfree - assume your brother is 3 and u are 12!! Smak him bad - only have to do it once hehehe *Trust me* wiggles eyebrows and smiles off into the distance...

Go practice on Fireball5 first tho - looks like he needs a lesson on girl power anyways
January 28th 2010, 01:55 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
Oh wait, your a girl, hmm... I assume your brother is stronger than you? oh? so u think girls arent stronger than guys,huh? i sometimes CAN push my way thru into his room...dont under estimate girls fireball....especial a 11 year old vs. a 25 year old brother
January 28th 2010, 01:56 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
da heck why is there [i]'s o_O...fixed it
January 28th 2010, 02:29 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Really, he wants you to watch "yet-another-robot-combat-anime"?

He could have at least picked something that has known appeal to non-fans of anime.

Anyway, this may help.
January 28th 2010, 02:34 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Striker! ! ! ! ! !
January 28th 2010, 02:49 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
? I've done it before and it's not illegal. It's actually a really useful skill to have for all sorts of legitimate purposes.
January 28th 2010, 04:56 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Eleven year old girl vs. 25 year old guy? What seems more likely...

Well, like I said, what you need is a crowbar.
January 28th 2010, 05:38 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
just cause im younger and im a girl dosent mean ANYTHING stop under estimating!!ive gotten stronger over the years....i get tourchered alot so i gotta protect myself also i know where hes ticklish
January 28th 2010, 05:39 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Hey, Dinkers stand united!! We must believe in Bornfree, not her brother. Come on Bornfree, you can kick his ass!! Come on now, everybody! *chants* Bornfree, bornfree, bornfree!!

January 28th 2010, 05:42 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
What seems more likely Fireball - is that his 'neither region' (unmentionables) are about teeth level at those ages so .... I wouldn't wanna bet a crowbar would be needed personally
January 28th 2010, 05:42 AM
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bornfree15
Peasant They/Them United States
Eyevan 
yes everybody do what skull said (also LOL)
January 28th 2010, 07:10 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I doubt you have a chance at getting into his room, heh. I agree with Striker though, he should have given you a shoujo anime instead
January 28th 2010, 07:21 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Well... I'd still go with the crowbar option, unless you really want *that* in your mouth. Or you could use the crowbar to pry the door open?
January 28th 2010, 08:33 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Hummingbird lockpick.

I found this years ago but never ended up doing it. It basically tells you how to make a lockpick out of a vibrating tooth flossing device. My mother has one that she uses. Not sure if you can still buy them.
There are other videos on the internets of people using this to pick locks in under 20 seconds. TRY IT YERSELF! TA-RA!

EDIT; just read fireball's post. People never think of windows.
January 28th 2010, 12:14 PM
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Brick+Window
Ghost They/Them
 
A brick in the window is a good thing to use in a pinch. or you can duct tape you hand and punch the window out. but tat could potentially hurt.

(P.S. Guess who I am!)
January 28th 2010, 02:06 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Are you Marpro?
April 19th 2010, 10:12 AM
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DeeKay
Peasant He/Him Norway
 
(This is the OT forums, isn't it? I mean, it should be acceptable to go off-topic here, right? )

You say you don't like anime? Have you ever checked out Inspector Gadget or Moomin?
April 19th 2010, 10:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Moomins rule!! But they are OLD anime, and old pwns new.
April 19th 2010, 11:08 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Aa, Mumintrollen! I love the finish accent in the Swedish version