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Pollocracy four: A new year

January 17th 2010, 04:52 PM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
A new year, a new Pollocracy. Let us take a look at the comments to the last 9 polls.

See the comments to see it all.

Unfortunately I decided we did not learn anything this week, so we'll head straight to the comments themselves. Well, just one little curiosity then. The swear filter does not work in the polls, but when metatarasal finds out the poll results do mysteriously change... (Poll 135)

Okay, for the comment themselves, all text [between brackets] is mine:

Poll 131: Favorite music genre?

3) doesn't really matter, as long as it's .mid

2) Not really sure what 'alternative' music is but I have weird tastes so I'll choose tht

1) Dun-dun-da-da... dun-dun-da-da..... Count touch this!!(Except for Tal)

Poll 132: Preferred length for a DMOD?

3) D-mods? Seriously, who even likes those?

2) "WHAT... is your epic?" doesn't sound as awesome.

1) D-Mods are lame. If I had to choose between eating duck crap and playing a D-Mod, I would...well, I guess I would play the D-Mod. But...that's beside the point. Jerk.

Poll 133: Worst way to wake up?

3) The alarm clock is so annoying. also usually with the laughs i'm the one laughing XD

2) worst way is actually waking up, reality is worse than dreams

1) None of these compare to the dreaded Taco Bell shart.

Poll 134: What age where you when you joined the Dinknetwork?

3) First vote! What do I win? [The "I have no life award # 134", I won it several times myself]

2) Tree years old

1) OVER 9000!!

Poll 135: Do bears crap in the woods?

3) I just watched the movie 'open season', and Boog actually has great difficulty doing his business in the woods. (Boog is the main character, and he's the bear) so no, I don't think bears shoot in the words

2) They shoot in the river with the salmon.

1) Yes... but only after the Pope is finished.

Poll 136: Are you ready for Christmas?

3) It's not a tree I need to cut down. It's my bills, so I can buy some christmas presents.

2) And i'm sacrificing my Dead Dragon Carcas exactly at Christmas night.

1) Now I just need to find an oven big enough to cook it in.

Poll 137: New year's resolution?

3) Yeah I know, I meant to do this last year.

2) To own up and admit I haven't even started on CC3. Heh. [Let me do that for you. ]

1) I'm going to achieve more sleep by doing less...everything. Except sleeping. Sleep more, do stuff less.

Poll 138: Is an MMO version of Dink a good idea?

3) DDC is non transferable

2) Dink doesn't need saving, it's fine! More is always nice though. And of course it will have ducks! Dink without ducks??? Next you'll say it has no bananas

1) Because if it doesn't have ducks, it will fail horribly. Remember the Duck Rebellion of '88? Yeah. It started because there were no ducks in a game. One single duckless game could start a war.

Poll 139: Dink is coming to the iPhone!

3) Who really needs it on iPhone when they can stay home and playit on their computer

2) maybe if I possessed this iPhone thing...

1) Not because I don't want to, because I don't have an iPhone. I kind of want one, but I don't know if I want a device that has an app that tells you when you should get more apps.

Oh, and did I tell you I just won the "I have no life award #140"?
January 17th 2010, 07:22 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Wish we got to see/read more of the comments made...
January 17th 2010, 08:28 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
heh, cool... two of my comments made it in.
January 17th 2010, 09:27 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
One! One comment! I'm faaaaaamous!!
January 17th 2010, 10:31 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Not really, we don't know which one it is or if one of those is even yours at all. (And don't give me that explanation that you can trust the word of any DN member, I have to de-frag my memory every time I laugh too hard.)
January 17th 2010, 11:47 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
I've always wanted the "I have no life award # 134", thank you very much!
January 18th 2010, 03:46 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Not really, we don't know which one it is or if one of those is even yours at all. (And don't give me that explanation that you can trust the word of any DN member, I have to de-frag my memory every time I laugh too hard.)

Hey, when you finally say something funny, you too may have a comment show up in Pollocracy.
January 18th 2010, 07:18 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I just knew my one would make it in.

Good stuff metatarasal, as always.
January 18th 2010, 08:37 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I made it in there atleast, even though I failed horribly.

"It's not a tree I need to cut down. It's my bills, so I can buy some christmas presents."

That was mine.
January 18th 2010, 03:06 PM
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Striker pulls no punches

And I see about 3 of my comments, hmm. At least they're not too embarrassing this time
Not sure if it's more embarrassing to see my comments there, to make the comments and then not see them there, or just the fact that I say these things in the first place...
January 19th 2010, 04:12 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Poll 134: What age where you when you joined the Dinknetwork?

1) OVER 9000!!


Come on, someone had to do it.
January 19th 2010, 04:39 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
We has a seven year old familiar with the meme?