The Dink Network

Ok if Dink had his choice of car - what would he drive and why would he choose it?
and what colour do ya think he would choose?

I think Red cause red is faster than all colours (proven fact cause its a lighter paint lol) and... it would match his arm band... and he would feel like a real man in a red car.. (no brainer there) Make would prob be a Ford *eewww* cause he IS a pig farmer after all (no taste) and cuz he is a pig farmer and not a real hero it would be all he could afford.

Thoooooooo if he somehow found heaps of Gold lyin around (it is known to happen...) he MIGHT upscale his taste to.......... OMG a Holden!! Double ewwwwww ....

*Smiles - sits back and waits ..........................*

EDIT Ohh lol it says COW in the quotes on the bottom of the page PML

He would drive a strestch hummer coz that's not small and weak

The Ford is for real men, so tough luck there. Only King Daniel and Martrigde get Fords.

Dink Smallwood: Real man.

Because only a real man beats up a helpless child (like Chelsea) and drives a Duckmobile

Probably like, a horse and carriage or something. Cause Dink is cool.

DUCK-MOBILE!
P.S: The guy on the left scares me.
At least...I think it's a guy.

But yeah...Dink would have a motorcycle. Or a bicycle. Depending on his motor skills.

That'd have to be a Cadillac Escalade in black. Because Dink has more money than taste and he thinks that will impress the girls.

I agree, that would be BAD taste... This is more like it.

Everyone knows that Dink chooses horse and cart over cars.

Agreed, he'd drive a hummer to... compensate for something.

He would choose the Ultimate cheat and use speed = 3 and teleport.

LOL Striker - I have never known (till recently) that there is cheats for playing Dink - just struggled thru or gave up *sigh*

What do they do and where can ya get the file? (s)

ps DaVinci - a screen shot from the dmod I am workin on - I think you are right cuz Dink even admits it!!
Size matters

Ultimate Cheat scripts hax the game in different ways. You should really only use them for developing your own Dmod, rather than to cheat in order to get past something you're stuck on.

In many cases, you'll find Dmods that steal your money, kill you, or simply close the game out completely if you're caught cheating. If I ever get a Dmod out, I'll have something similar but worse.

Thats why I wanted to see what they do - cause I wanna make it useless in my own game hehe cheating sux and if u dont wanna play it properly why bother aye )

Actually, that's a good idea - how can you implement an anticheat? From what i've seen of MsDink's mod, I'd cheat just to see the funny response

Lol - I am actually wondering if I need to tone it down a bit in my mod... I have a really sick sense of humor which some people may be offended by... shall ponder that - I could do a "If you dont laff script - this happens to you" Actually Schnap I dont have a clue how to write/script anything so you will be perfectly safe (Muhahahahahaa) and thats the only reason my Mod isnt out there yet I dunno how to script it YET!!

I have a really sick sense of humor which some people may be offended by...

Have you played anything by SimonK?

Lol yup - he's quite tame aye *wink*

I'm pretty sure there are several ways to set up an Anti-cheat system when it comes against Ultimate Cheat. e.g Scripting in special monitors that constantly check what your stats and gold are and only increases the original count when you level up the skill or grab some loot from a dead (DRAGON!!) carcass of some sort. It would take a while to sort out, though.

I am actually wondering if I need to tone it down a bit in my mod... I have a really sick sense of humor which some people may be offended by
ZOMG - all the more reason to play... incidentally, has anyone here ever played "Dungeon Keeper"?

Oh and MsDinkalot: LEARRRRN SCRIIIIPTING! NOW!

That is awesome (dont know two tho)
Edit: Dungeon keeper 2 I meant

Find a way to talk to a Dinker who knows lots about scripting and just bother them with questions every so often. Getting the basics down is pretty easy, its after that when you have to start bothering them more.

@ Robj: *bother bother bother bother bother bother*

void talk(void)
{
say_stop("Does this script make Dink talk? Wait, it does.", 1);
wait(200)
say_stop("Yes, Dink, it makes you talk. And this line makes me talk.", &current_sprite);
wait(200)
say_stop("WOW, I AM SO SMARTz0r!", 1);
}

"@ Robj: *bother bother bother bother bother bother*"
Lol Ex-Death, now what would you do if I didn't have a windows live messenger account...
Hell, what would I do... I wouldn't be able to distract you while I send my cookie-stealing-robots into your home to steal your cookies!

Dink wants to ride his bicycle Dink wants to ride his biiike

I would love to make a pig graphic with the tummy (top) hollowed out for Dink to sit in and drive all over the map in hehehe that would be AWESOME (I can do the graphics if someone wants to do the scripting hehe)

duuuude - that sounds rad!

hehe what about something like this!!

Dinks new ride!!

Even did a death scene LOL

I want that in a D-Mod, that was AWESOME!

a big round of applause for msdinkalot!!

EDIT:

msdinkalot and pathfinder just went on my faves list!
(see my profile)

Im pretty sure that's a new deity, along with the Banana, Seth (no, I'm not fabulous!) and the DDC

I wanna put it in my Mod but know that I would have to be able to do some scripting to do so... need dink to disappear and use de piggy when he is riding it and switch back when he "dismounts" You'all should know by now I never ask a question in the forum without having a reason LOL I thought adding a Ferrari to the game wouldn't really work
did u like the pig butt on the death pic LOL

Edit: Lol Zed - does this mean I have reached Cult status!!

"Dink wants to ride his bicycle Dink wants to ride his biiike"

And the girls would be calling after him: "Bye, sukkel! Bye, sukkel!"

*Ahem* Sorry. Dutch joke.

Very nice job. Coding that should be really easy as long as the graphics are there, I imagine it would be done similarly to what's done when Dink equips a sword... just give him a faster speed and disable his attack... unless you gave him some sort of attack.

PIGSTINK MANEUR STRIKE!!

Heh, I'm pretty sure that was in a Japanese fighting game... at least, that's what it sounded like the schoolgirl/fighter was saying.

Yup I didnt think it would be too hard - as u say Striker - like when he equips a sword - that graphic was a 10 min job so if i was to make it for a game it would have a lot more work on it and i would have to make him in all directions like when he walks or just allow up/down and left/right. The hard bit for me would be how to tell it to stop the usual dink walk bit and switch to the piggy I would not want him to fight sitting down - he would have to git his butt outta de piglett and stand like a man wondered if the pig could be an item he armed that way you have time to git him off de pig to fight , could be fun to play with. *shrugs*

Man: Hey dude, why does your backpack stink?
Dink: Because I keep my ride in there.
Man: Your ride? What the heck are you talking about?
Dink: My pet pig, I ride it around.
Man: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Pig in backpack casts Greater Harm

Man is killed. 20 exp to the Pig!

I can see it now, lol. Keep workin' on it!

how about a hog-mounted AK?