a dink story 2
Your post explains nothing! Wtf are you talking about? 
dont you remember? we each take turns telling parts of a story about dink.
Sounds interesting...
Once upon a time, Dink was a-sitting in his river-side hovel in Terris. He was rather bored, and dang, it was a stinking hot day out there - even inside, Mr. Smallwood could not escape the suns' fiery clutches.
so he thought, "why the hell am i burning inside when i live right next to a river?" so he...
...went outside and walked to the river. He was stunned to see Charon rowing just in front of him. He had not seen that beast since he went to the Darklands and killed Seth. "What are you doing here, you midget?", Dink asked.
"Nothing,"there comes the reply,"just sit there and enjoy the sunshine...I'm feeling terrible,you know."
"You are, why?" Dink inquired.
"Well, I just came here from the Darklands. I had been enjoying it there, when Seth was all like 'You haven't reached your quota for harvested souls. You're fired!' So then I..."
"Well, I just came here from the Darklands. I had been enjoying it there, when Seth was all like 'You haven't reached your quota for harvested souls. You're fired!' So then I..."
"Had a midget spaz attack and ran around the room like a mini psycho, before raging at Seth to the extent that I hyperventilated and disappeared with a magical explosion"
"Because of my Psycho-midget-ugly-ass-beard-spaz attack, I hadn't conducted the teleport spell very well... To my amazement I had teleported to...."
"Because of my Psycho-midget-ugly-ass-beard-spaz attack, I hadn't conducted the teleport spell very well... To my amazement I had teleported to...."
"the buisness end of WC's noob cannon, i ran like hell but he hit me square in the..."
It flew out the back of my flesh-less head and landed in this here river. The finding of it is the reason that I am here, because without it...
"...I will undoubtedly turn into one of those ugly green Cyclopes things".
"I see," said Dink, who wasn't paying attention but was instead starting at a hot...
"I see," said Dink, who wasn't paying attention but was instead starting at a hot...
which he proceeded to eat, only to find out that inside the hot pocket there was...
bananas. Dink then spat out the hot pocket when he saw...
...a group of ducks screaming to fulfill their purpose of being beheaded.
"GIVE ME MY MONKEY NUTS!!" He screamed, waving his chosen weapon of...
"GIVE ME MY MONKEY NUTS!!" He screamed, waving his chosen weapon of...
Which he slipped over his head so noone would know that he ...
Sported a long, sausage-like...
...sock on his head. Realising that a second sock didn't actually help convince people he didn't have one on his head in the first place, and that the ducks had escaped in the confusion, he remembered why he came to the river in the first place...
"What am I doing?"He thought,while placing the third sock on his head,and then...
and stuffed it firmly with a beheaded duck (as camouflage) to detract from the...
power of the ancients,but after a while,he saw a zombie eating a sunflower,so...
...Dink quickly hid behind a nearby rock.
...Only to suddenly be hooked around the neck by the long sticky tounge of a Smoker! Thankfully, Dink cut himself free using his trusty...
...Only to suddenly be hooked around the neck by the long sticky tounge of a Smoker! Thankfully, Dink cut himself free using his trusty...
... Double-barreled shotgun. With the helicopter pad just in sight, Dink heard a massive roar in the nearby cottage. Assuming the worst Dink ran as fast as he could to the helicopter and was quickly flown to safety.
876 Ducks were killed in the making of this film.
The End.
876 Ducks were killed in the making of this film.
The End.
or is it?
just then the helicopter...
just then the helicopter...
...was pulled down by a giant Lhurgoyf-like creature that had just emerged underneath the city of New York, and was accidentally transported to Terris, because Charon had grabbed onto him whilst teleporting, since NY lies between the Darklands and Terris, as you of course all know. So Dink...
squealed like a dying pig and sprinted back to his hovel, donned his pink mankini and jumped into styx with Charon. The basic premise of the story is that Dink dies but as Charon paddles him down the Styx, they fall in love and loveboat happens.
Ya coulda put a link to the Mankini instead lol that woulda given u more kudos :0P
Oh Schnap! ! ! ! ! ! That almost killed me PML!! I am just out of hospital and you made me laff so hard I coulda been taken back. LOVE your humor hehehee you git a big ole 10 points for that one! I must be dumb cause I didnt think there was such a thing as a mankini O M G My eyes - my eyes! 
