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my chicken eggs are supposed to hatch sunday or monday i have the web cam hooked up and the live thing is www.livestream.com/yijk be sure to check it out on sunday or monday if you want to see my chicks hatch!! *jumps for joy*

Throws several bombs over hatchery fence.

Don't wait them to hatch.Make an omlet.

Or, you could just go on YouTube, and watch an egg hatching pretty much any time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

i cant make a omlet! there already full developed chicks! the hatch on monday or sunday and i dont eat chickens

Make a baby chicken omelette. The best type. Yum yum.

Hatch the eggs, make 'em grow up, sell some to a proper Chicken farm. If you get too many you're gonna have a room that smells like... well, Chicken droppings.

I say, good for you.
Let the nasty boys talk, and enjoy the hatching Baby chicks are super cute! Not so cute as swimming piglets though...

Those piglets all have swine flu, and are swimming down that river so as to infect the local populous.

For the love of all that isn't corrupted by Tal! SWINE FLU DOESN'T COME FROM PIGS! THE SAME WITH BIRD FLU! IT'S JUST A FREAKIN' NAME!!

Now THAT is cute

Swine flu doesn't come from pigs, it comes from humans.

Says a lot, really.

Humans are pigs!!

I thought humans were Whales...

Humans are homo sapiens, not whales!

They are whales, but only in America. (And possibly Australia)

says the toast to the fire. I seem to recall the america saved Austria's ass during WWII. so don't be calling US 'Whales' or any other fat thing you can come up with, cuz one of these days, something major is gonna happen, and I'm positive that the good ol' U S of A is gonna save your sorry butt.

Blame it on Dinkers to start a political war without resorting to the Bomb Iraq thread.

you better hope shnapper dosent read the whale thing.

Uhm, saved Austria's ass, from what?

Austria isn't AustraLiA

Yeah, I hope he was meant yeoldetoast's home country.

Yes, well - you'd better dang well pray to all gods, DDCs and Ancients I don't happen to come an AUSTRIAN calling AUSTRALIANS whales (That means fat, Godley).
And as for Americans taking all the credits, us Ozzy diggeroos were there too. Now I support krisnox on the basis that American chicks are ho-o-ot. Ozzy girls are up there too. Now if you had been British or Russian, I would've overlooked it... British girls are the hottest, Russia = Vodka and other cool stuff. Also, Bumsen you, Austrian piskopf.

DISCLAIMER: No offence intended. I have schnapps for you.

Is anyone else sick of younger generations taking credit for things their ancestors *possibly* did, especially when it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand (and even moreso when they can't even get their facts straight)?

Of course, this is just a good bit of trolling that was hard to spot, though I doubt it.

Yes.

Particularly when they fail to acknowledge my significant contribution to the downfall of Hitler.

Despite the 'Significant' contribution, WWII wouldv'e ended badly if not for the combined efforts of the countries that opposed Hitler. Any one ever play the original Wolfenstine game?

wolfenstein 3d or the 2d one? I dunno - I think Hitler had soul... a rotten one, but yeah

American chicks? Don't you mean American Whales?

Hitler did have a soul. Unlike dinkers.

oh man, hangover again, and I'm trying to figure out how a conversation about hatching eggs could turn to a discussion about hitler's soul
And I laugh in my room, my cat besides my chair think I'm crazy oO'

Godwin says it's gonna happen anyway.

(and who wins the "Who'll mention Godwin's Law first" betting pool?)

im pretty sure the devil had somthing to do with the first WW.

yeah, it's funny, the Devil made a mistake killing off MJ, it made the world better then it was back then

Soooooo... how's the chickens doin'?