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2002-11-12 13:56:25
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: : : Now, why is that up in that... thingie that is on top of the site when it loads? Right after 'The Dink Network - board'.

: : : Ok, so you can kill some ducks, but a duck killing sim?

: : : And premier web site? Guess we're the only ones that are into killing ducks?

: : Doh, that was supposed to go on my excellent Duck Hunt web page, dedicated to the awesome game that is Duck Hunt... in case you haven't heard of it, it was an army recruitment tool in the early 60's.  The government-funded Nintendo project discovered that children who were exposed to violence through the game Duck Hunt were much more likely to be desensitized to violence and become better soldiers.  The Nintendo console was then unleashed into the general public, under the guise of a children's toy...

: : Of course, everyone knows how that turned out, with the public backlash against Nintendo in the 70's, and the eventual evacuation of Tokyo because Godzilla wanted to play some Duck Hunt... poor Tokyo.

: : So yeah... sorry about that.

: : In case you haven't gotten the hint by now, the title 'The premier web site for duck killing simulations' is a joke, as was the rest of this message.

: Cool. So we ARE they only ones into killing ducks!

For now. But it will grow to a fever pitch, and we will be a small cult no more ; )

PureEvil has released 1 file

TitleCategoryAvgUpdated
Damnation Midi PackDevelopment, MusicFair 6.8January 16th, 2002

PureEvil has written 18 reviews

TitleFileTypeScoreDate
An Alternative Hero Dmod That Does Two Things Really Well Cycles of EvilFeaturedExceptional 9.3September 30th, 2002
Counterstrike is an Alternate Hero Type Game That Takes Advantage of the Dink Engine And R... Counter Strike CTFFeaturedFair 6.0August 14th, 2002
While This Certainly Isn't a Great Dmod Legend of the Pillbug (The)NormalTolerable 4.0August 13th, 2002
I'm Very Surprised New Shores : The MaoriFeaturedGood 8.4July 29th, 2002
Another Dmod That has Been Produced in Three Days (the Creeping Sands Being the Other) Knight's Tale (A)NormalGood 8.4July 29th, 2002
I Really Enjoyed This DOEMNormalGood 7.5July 27th, 2002
This Dmod is Well Done Cloud CastleNormalGood 8.5July 17th, 2002
This Dmod has What I Consider To Be a Nearly Perfect Balance of Difficulty Creeping Sands (The)NormalExceptional 9.5June 18th, 2002
Lots of Open Space in This One Milderr!! 2: The Adventure in FinlandNormalGood 7.0May 1st, 2002
Lacks a Cohesive Plot Secret of ParizayaNormalFair 6.5May 1st, 2002
Cool Follow-Up To Fiat Dinky Dimensions 2: End of TimeNormalGood 8.9May 1st, 2002
This is the Best Quest Out There Quest for Dorinthia (The)NormalExceptional 9.0February 13th, 2002
A Sequal That Lived Up To the Hype And Than Some Quest for Dorinthia 2: The Island RevengeNormalExceptional 9.3February 13th, 2002
Wow Back from the GraveNormalGood 8.5January 20th, 2002
Great Dmod Dinky Dimensions 1: FIATFeaturedExceptional 9.8January 13th, 2002
One of My Favorites Isle of Croth (The)NormalExceptional 9.0December 6th, 2001
Can You Say "Better Than the Original" Prophecy of the AncientsNormalExceptional 9.8December 6th, 2001
I Actually Found the Secret By Doing What the Guy Said True of LifeNormalFair 5.0December 5th, 2001