The Dink Network

The dangers of Christiaan

May 3rd 2009, 06:30 PM
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Hi guys! (are there any girls left?)

I'm back! Chris finally talked me into it, so blame him for all my oncoming dumb and/or boring messages, and any blasphemous insults I might throw at you.
Also, we might make a D-mod together, which will probably suck, and which will even more probable never make it through the process.
All Chris' fault, I might add. You might even consider him a danger to society, since he can persuade you into almost anything, if you hang around him long enough. Or is that just me?
If you share my humble opinion, let's form a group and make plans for world domination. How that's related? I dunno, but all groups make plans for world domination, right?
Okay, let's see how long I'll stick around this time. My bet is a week.
Cheerio!
May 4th 2009, 03:57 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
What are you? Oh right, you're WRONG!!

Nah, welcome back, though, I haven't seen you before.
May 4th 2009, 04:04 AM
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Don't remember you either, but hi

How do you know Christiaan, if you don't mind me asking? Friend? Girlfriend? Wife? Sister? Mother? Daughter? Great-aunt?
May 4th 2009, 04:07 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Maybe an old friend, when they worshipped Dead Dragon Carcass at the same time.
May 4th 2009, 06:39 AM
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I'm Chris' girlfriend
If I would be his daughter, that would make me a wonderchild, since he's 23 I'd like to think I'm that smart, though Oh well, I've read a few days ago that an English boy of 13 had a daughter, so I guess anything's possible...

I'm sure hardly anywone will remember me, since I was here for a few weeks at most I guess... But anyway, hi
May 4th 2009, 06:47 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I remember you...

One of your posts actually ended up in the Dinknetwork Quotes...
May 4th 2009, 06:59 AM
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Yeah! That's true! Something about cannibals, can't really remember what it was though.
May 4th 2009, 09:18 AM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Is that so..?

Maybe one of the staff could upload a file containing ALL the Dink Networks Quotes lol, that would be a good read for a while. I myself read all the Quote files that came with the original Dink and Mystery Island.
May 4th 2009, 07:20 PM
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http://www.dinknetwork.com/news/view/quotes_txt/
May 4th 2009, 07:20 PM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Linked- I mean Dinked

Also, that is WAY too short to actually have all the DN quotes in it, and I can tell since its missing several.
May 6th 2009, 03:01 PM
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I can tell so too, mine isn't in it!
May 7th 2009, 05:12 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
and there was a thing about a badger that wasn't in it, and who is WC?
May 7th 2009, 10:32 PM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
WC was a Dinker who doesn't come here any more, as far as I know. He left for sandier deserts.
I think he left a long time before even I started posting in the awesomeness that is the Dink forums.
May 8th 2009, 05:27 PM
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Never heard of him before either...
But I guess I've forgotten almost all member names...
Except Tal, he's legendary
May 8th 2009, 05:37 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Would you say Tal is more legendary than me?

*tapping foot while awaiting answer*
May 8th 2009, 11:33 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
tal is just what his name implies, a mysterious horn-dog who runs TDN. (into the ground that way things are)
May 10th 2009, 06:21 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
You know, if people would make compelling D-Mods and I would stand in their way to prevent them from being released, I might agree with you completely.
May 10th 2009, 06:54 PM
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Drink
Peasant He/Him Chile
Don't drink 
Joycylanie: "If I would be his daughter, that would make me a wonderchild, since he's 23".

I don't understand. It has to be with YOUR age, I suppose.
May 10th 2009, 08:33 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
lul, incest.
May 11th 2009, 01:21 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Krisknox: That the DN has slowed down somewhat has little to do with Tal. It's due to the fact that nobody is releasing anything of substantial quality.

I can't remember the last time a true classic was released.
May 11th 2009, 01:48 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
That would be Escape, from october 24th, 2007. Yes, that is 18 months ago. The One Screen D-Mod Compilation which was released a few days earlier also rocked.

2007 was a good year for the Dink Network. 2009 so far is not, but things can (and will) change.
May 12th 2009, 08:45 AM
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Yeah... well the whole scenario is impossible anyway, since our age differs 2 months I don't think anyone has had a baby by 2 months

But if he would have a daughter already (which then, hypothetically, would be me) that would still make me a toddler with relatively marvellous internet skills.

Nah, forget it.
May 12th 2009, 08:47 AM
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"2007 was a good year for the Dink Network. 2009 so far is not, but things can (and will) change."

You sound just like Obama!
May 12th 2009, 08:59 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Maybe Christiaan is Obama!? o_O Think of it, Obama in our network. But it could be true, since I heard that Obama likes bananas, and especially ban(anas).
May 12th 2009, 01:14 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
You can act like a toddler with marvelous skills sometimes though.

May 12th 2009, 01:17 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
"You sound just like Obama! "

That's ridiculous. Obama can sound like me though. Yes he can.
May 13th 2009, 03:18 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
y'know, maybe Christaan and Obama are twins seperated at birth.
May 14th 2009, 02:39 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I've never actually thought this but now, maybe Christiaan and Obama worship Dead Dragon Carcass together?
May 14th 2009, 04:45 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
BTW, the reason TDN is going worse has very little to do with Tal.

It is because all Dinker legends are gone. There were/are three types of Dinker legends:
1) Those who are known of great D-Mods (SimonK perhaps)
2) Those who are known of visiting alot this forum (can't make up someone just now)
3) Those who do both

And some old Dinkers legends of all these types are gone.
May 14th 2009, 04:47 AM
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GlennGLenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
We should create new legends.
May 14th 2009, 05:01 AM
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GODLEY
Peasant They/Them
 
when i tried becoming a legend of type2(see skull's list) nobody liked me. well with that sort of treatment to legends, who will become one?
May 14th 2009, 05:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You weren't legend. You were spammer, GODLEY.
May 14th 2009, 05:45 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
You could become a legendary spammer... Though still nobody would like you, and you have quite a bit of competition from the past to compete with.

If you want to be a legend you basically need to do two things:

- Do something memorable
- Die

The second one isn't really necessary, (you can be a living legend after all) but it definitely helps. Now guess why all the legends from the past are gone...
May 14th 2009, 07:03 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Remember Kory?
May 14th 2009, 07:26 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Dammit, you beat me to it.

Peace
May 14th 2009, 07:55 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
I must remember to sign my posts like that. Just to annoy some fellows around here.
May 14th 2009, 09:04 AM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Interesting Idea, might do something similar

War
May 14th 2009, 11:03 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
BTW, the reason TDN is going worse has very little to do with Tal.

It is because all Dinker legends are gone. There were/are three types of Dinker legends:
1) Those who are known of great D-Mods (SimonK perhaps)
2) Those who are known of visiting alot this forum (can't make up someone just now)
3) Those who do both
And some old
Dinkers legends of all these types are gone.


All gone?
3) - Sabretrout... No?

May 14th 2009, 11:32 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
They aren't gone, they're on a break. No one leaves the Dink Network for good.

BTW, Wesley is still active, as is Beuc. They are very valuable members if you ask me.
May 14th 2009, 02:23 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Oh, by the way, the quote that Joycielaanie wrote was this: "That makes you a very big cannibal"
May 15th 2009, 12:24 AM
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GODLEY
Peasant They/Them
 
yeah fine kill me. i will send you my adress so that you can send the'CAST KNIGHTS' to have me killed. but i am NOT commiting suicide.
May 15th 2009, 12:58 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
We weren't asking you to commit suicide. We were just asking you to die.
May 15th 2009, 12:58 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Thank you, Marpro.
May 15th 2009, 05:42 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
y'know godley, if ur gonna be a 'legendary spammer' ur gonna have to get past MY record of spamming from when i first joined, i made ALOT of topics then, didn't i?
May 15th 2009, 06:09 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
None of you will ever surpass the King of the N00bs; Kory. He was truly the stuff of DN legend.

May 15th 2009, 06:29 PM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
tag line 
I really miss those times!
May 15th 2009, 06:35 PM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
Kory: Peace!
May 16th 2009, 12:48 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
my dear skull,
whats the difference???
May 16th 2009, 02:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
The difference beetwen dying and suicide is that dying isn't suicide.
May 16th 2009, 06:10 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
lol skull im puting that in my qoutes thread!
May 16th 2009, 06:16 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I think it's actually spelled "quotes". But I don't actually pay much attention so I could be wrong.
May 16th 2009, 09:37 AM
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Marpro
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I agree, Weasly and Beuc deserves a "legend promotion" as well.
May 17th 2009, 08:02 AM
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May 17th 2009, 08:03 AM
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Whoo I knew it had something to do with cannibals. Thanks for that
May 18th 2009, 07:55 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
yeah, Kory HAS done alot more spamming then me,