The Dink Network's Quotes.txt, if you find any funny quotes on our web site, or know any quotes said by active, well known dinkers, send them to me WC @ WC@dinksmallwood.net. Please include, quote said, who said it, and a contact of that person. Thank you and enjoy.
"Oh, and you can refrain from posting any nude pictures of anyone on the Dink Network" - Redink to WC
"And I stare at women for what reason then?" - TAL
"yep. and watching voyager is like watching Gay porno while you're straight." - JVeenhof
"but thats nothing compared to your dick headed dead knight" - WC in a rant against Gary Hertel
"do you know how to fix a computer that beeps randomly?" - WC
"a sledgehammer?" - Gary Hertel
"Ah...you bought it from a friend who failed basic math, that makes more sense." - Gary Hertel to WC about a computer he just bought
"Why were you in the hospital?" - Gary Hertel
"internal bleeding and i was throwing up blood. I had a stomache ulcer from PEPSI" - WC
"That's the most messed up thing I've ever heard." - Gary Hertel
"ya, but i'm cool now. Just can't drink anything but water. It appears that the acid in PEPSI ate a hole in my tummy. Now whats with your compiler?" - WC
"Yeah!! Sheep! They better baaa too, hehe. " - Nexis to RedInk
"otay lay it one my brother" - Bunniemaster (Need we need to say more?)
"Banana!" - Redink Several time in Dink Network newsposts, we later sent him to a hospital that can help him with that problem
"He's making it dang good so people like me won't hurl bricks in his window." - Dink Network user talking about FIAT and the time it's taking to get released.
"if i didn't knew better id think 3ddownloads is owned by microsoft" - random comment about 3D downloads from a Dink Network user. (3D downloads kept going down so no one can download files.)
"I'm board" - WC getting board when creating a d-mod anti-cheat script
"Umm, go eat a squirrel!" - His girlfriend
"I didn't mean to do that..." - Chrispy right after messing up the Dink Message Board
"Ok, you have way too much rap there. It's just not healthy. heh" - Gary veiwing WC's MP3 FTP server.
"It's Give Me A Big Fat Sloppy Kiss......I was just screwing around. " - Tal to WC about a post on the message board
"Uhh, gary, maybe he meant it for you.." - WC to Gary Hertel
"I would hope not...my dog might like a big fat sloppy kiss though." - Gary Hertel in responce
"Quotes.txt?????? What´s that!!Do I have to pay or something?? Make a DMOD,Dev file or misc???? Please,explain me!! " said dinkmega dazed and confused about what this file is about
"Cool (if short) d-mod. Looks like Jveenhof's d-mod skills have, if anything being inproved by his death." - Paul Pliska
"... the plot completely turns around with a super 360..." - joshriot. There are 360 degrees in a circle... so basically, the plot turned around and kept going the same way.
"Tal is winking at me!" - WC to RedInk
"Spit on him." - RedInk in Reply
"I think Dinkmega is the new Tal" - WC on reading dinkmega's poem on the latest discussion. (it was rather weird)
"I think WC is a big mommyhead!" - Tal on hearing WC's last comment.
"talking about yourself in the third person...you might need some therapy there." - Gary Hertel to WC , WC likes to talk in third person.
"viagra and prune juice!" - WC exclaimed, for absolutely no reason
"..and the mexicans next door got a f***** rooster...s***." - WC
"a rooster huh...perhaps a big dog would like a snack. " - Gary Hertel
"yeah, they have a huge f******* dog (hence why I can't just jump the wall and cut it's head off)." - WC
"Guess you'll have to do some sniping." - Gary Hertel
"na, it's in a wooden shack, i'll just throw a 'cocktail' on it. " - WC
"perfect" - Gary Hertel
"humm, not that creative, but it will work...maybe I could think of something funner...dynamite? Na." - WC
"stink bombs might be fun. they might even blame it on the rooster" - Gary Hertel
"Shall I list off the things that I would find repulsive about the very idea of having Dink up my coochie?" - AlliKitten about a Dink 'toy'
"... I'd appreciate it if you didn't program functions into Miasma that yell at women who send you naked pictures of themselves. Thanks." - redink to WC