The Dink Network


The Dink Network's Quotes.txt, if you find any funny quotes on our web site, or know any quotes said by active, well known dinkers, send them to me WC @ Please include, quote said, who said it, and a contact of that person. Thank you and enjoy.

"Oh, and you can refrain from posting any nude pictures of anyone on the Dink Network" - Redink to WC

"And I stare at women for what reason then?" - TAL

"yep. and watching voyager is like watching Gay porno while you're straight." - JVeenhof

"but thats nothing compared to your dick headed dead knight" - WC in a rant against Gary Hertel

"do you know how to fix a computer that beeps randomly?" - WC

"a sledgehammer?" - Gary Hertel

" bought it from a friend who failed basic math, that makes more sense." - Gary Hertel to WC about a computer he just bought

"Why were you in the hospital?" - Gary Hertel

"internal bleeding and i was throwing up blood. I had a stomache ulcer from PEPSI" - WC

"That's the most messed up thing I've ever heard." - Gary Hertel

"ya, but i'm cool now. Just can't drink anything but water. It appears that the acid in PEPSI ate a hole in my tummy. Now whats with your compiler?" - WC

"Yeah!! Sheep! They better baaa too, hehe. " - Nexis to RedInk

"otay lay it one my brother" - Bunniemaster (Need we need to say more?)

"Banana!" - Redink Several time in Dink Network newsposts, we later sent him to a hospital that can help him with that problem

"He's making it dang good so people like me won't hurl bricks in his window." - Dink Network user talking about FIAT and the time it's taking to get released.

"if i didn't knew better id think 3ddownloads is owned by microsoft" - random comment about 3D downloads from a Dink Network user. (3D downloads kept going down so no one can download files.)

"I'm board" - WC getting board when creating a d-mod anti-cheat script

"Umm, go eat a squirrel!" - His girlfriend

"I didn't mean to do that..." - Chrispy right after messing up the Dink Message Board

"Ok, you have way too much rap there. It's just not healthy. heh" - Gary veiwing WC's MP3 FTP server.

"It's Give Me A Big Fat Sloppy Kiss......I was just screwing around. " - Tal to WC about a post on the message board

"Uhh, gary, maybe he meant it for you.." - WC to Gary Hertel

"I would hope dog might like a big fat sloppy kiss though." - Gary Hertel in responce

"Quotes.txt?????? What´s that!!Do I have to pay or something?? Make a DMOD,Dev file or misc???? Please,explain me!! " said dinkmega dazed and confused about what this file is about

"Cool (if short) d-mod. Looks like Jveenhof's d-mod skills have, if anything being inproved by his death." - Paul Pliska

"... the plot completely turns around with a super 360..." - joshriot. There are 360 degrees in a circle... so basically, the plot turned around and kept going the same way.

"Tal is winking at me!" - WC to RedInk

"Spit on him." - RedInk in Reply

"I think Dinkmega is the new Tal" - WC on reading dinkmega's poem on the latest discussion. (it was rather weird)

"I think WC is a big mommyhead!" - Tal on hearing WC's last comment.

"talking about yourself in the third might need some therapy there." - Gary Hertel to WC , WC likes to talk in third person.

"viagra and prune juice!" - WC exclaimed, for absolutely no reason

"..and the mexicans next door got a f***** rooster...s***." - WC

"a rooster huh...perhaps a big dog would like a snack. " - Gary Hertel

"yeah, they have a huge f******* dog (hence why I can't just jump the wall and cut it's head off)." - WC

"Guess you'll have to do some sniping." - Gary Hertel

"na, it's in a wooden shack, i'll just throw a 'cocktail' on it. " - WC

"perfect" - Gary Hertel

"humm, not that creative, but it will work...maybe I could think of something funner...dynamite? Na." - WC

"stink bombs might be fun. they might even blame it on the rooster" - Gary Hertel

"Shall I list off the things that I would find repulsive about the very idea of having Dink up my coochie?" - AlliKitten about a Dink 'toy'

"... I'd appreciate it if you didn't program functions into Miasma that yell at women who send you naked pictures of themselves. Thanks." - redink to WC