The Dink Network

Oh, snap.

May 12th 2008, 02:50 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I was fired from my Delightful and Prestigious dish washing job over the weekend, so perhaps I will find time to do something pertaining to the Dink Network in the next few nights. Then again, there is the possibility that I'll be distracted by other things...

Will I sit around and look at Tal porn?

Will I be distracted by Grand Theft Auto IV, Rock Band, or some other hot title?

Will I look for another job?

Will I engage in several hours of Happy Times with my girlfriend? (Yes)

Will I play a D-Mod?!?!!?!??!!?!!?!???

What do you think, Dinkers?
May 12th 2008, 03:07 PM
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soulman
Peasant He/Him Bulgaria
I don't break rules.I bend them. 
I think you should look after the Dink Network and change the poll(also get a new job).
May 12th 2008, 03:28 PM
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"I think you should ... change the poll"

He just did
May 12th 2008, 07:56 PM
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dinkmega
Ghost They/Them
 
Look for another job or happy times. but i suck at life, so better dont listen to me
May 12th 2008, 09:06 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
No, I did... and that was a while ago.
May 13th 2008, 02:20 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
You were a dishwasher? Whoa... that's really sad...
May 13th 2008, 06:29 AM
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I meant this poll.
May 13th 2008, 09:39 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Mind you, I was not pursuing a career in dishwashing. It was a simple after-school job - a McJob, if you will - intended to bring in enough money for me to fund fun times.
May 13th 2008, 02:46 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Do what you want 'coz a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Err....
May 13th 2008, 09:57 PM
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mataio19
Peasant He/Him United States
Me and Grampybone gonna take a little nap. 
wow dishwashing. never done that for money. whats the worst job you ever had Tal?

mine was installing insulation in houses in california during the summer. we had nasty fiberglass in unmentionable places. it was 100 degrees plus. crawling under houses with black widow spiders and rattlesnakes for 8 bucks a hour. i had also just quit smoking certain substances and was entirely too sober for the job and the people i worked with. some actually found all this exciting.

worst jobs anyone else?
May 14th 2008, 05:52 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
"Will I play a D-Mod?!?!!?!??!!?!!?!???"

Why, that's just crazy talk!
May 14th 2008, 08:03 AM
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Skull
Ghost They/Them
 
I think you should pick the What do you think, Dinkers?
May 14th 2008, 09:10 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
So far, dishwashing is the only employment stint I've had, actually.
May 15th 2008, 01:02 AM
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dragon
Peasant He/Him United States
 
Wait... I think we're all missing the most important question: How do you get fired from a dish washing job?
May 15th 2008, 09:28 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Skipping.

Not just any ol' skipping, mind you; this was motivated by several factors, including unreliable coworkers, indignant coworkers/employers, inconsiderate coworkers/employers, contradictions, corner-cutting, penny-pinching, general stupidity...
May 15th 2008, 04:06 PM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
Did you just quote a Lazytown song, DaVince? The quote sounds awfully familiar.
May 16th 2008, 04:52 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
Well, if you're gonna skip then you might as well go all out! Seriously though, bummer. Money wise I mean.
I'd take some time off to have fun(if you can afford it) before starting the next job.
May 17th 2008, 04:22 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
I've heard that it is most convenient to skip while working at large box stores. Sometimes they still pay you for weeks afterwards, and usually they don't fire you.
May 19th 2008, 09:35 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
And that is precisely what I'm doing, Carrie.
May 20th 2008, 03:29 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Maybe...
May 20th 2008, 09:06 AM
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dinknround
Peasant He/Him United States
It looked good on paper... 
*Conjures an image of King Daniel up to his elbows in suds, just as Dink walks in to announce the defeat of the evil Ancient Seth*
(Edit: these ideas are separate, not connected)
What would Dink do? Probably 'happy times', especially if SimonK was writing the script. The bubbles might be handy too.
May 22nd 2008, 01:44 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
May 22nd 2008, 03:14 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
More likely to find these types of pirates here.
May 22nd 2008, 12:32 PM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
What was the question?
May 23rd 2008, 03:33 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Is that relevant?
May 23rd 2008, 03:34 AM
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dinkinfreak
Peasant He/Him Greece
Real lurkers don't appear on the lurkers list. 
Is that the question?
May 23rd 2008, 03:40 AM
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exdeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Did you two really need to ask those two questions?

How about Tal makes a D-mod? I didn't see that suggestion here... Besides it might hit the news.
May 23rd 2008, 06:56 AM
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soulman
Peasant He/Him Bulgaria
I don't break rules.I bend them. 
If Tal makes a d-mod,i'll kill my self(probably not).
May 23rd 2008, 08:42 AM
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dinkinfreak
Peasant He/Him Greece
Real lurkers don't appear on the lurkers list. 
Why? Is your question THE question?
Then, whose is The Question?
Is it yours?
Is it mine?
Is it MetaTarasal's?
Is it Phoenix'?
Is it Tal's?!
WHOSE IS IT!!
WRYYYYYY!!

/friday midday madness
May 24th 2008, 06:36 AM
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dinknround
Peasant He/Him United States
It looked good on paper... 
Alllllll righty then... Personally, I'm not into piracy or other fanciful sea-based activities, so I would still vote for 'Happy times', with the odd timeout for playing d-mods (or other games if you must, ugh, how sinful) when your stamina goes low.
Cheers Tal!! (raises glass) Oops, you're still underage aren't you? Dang. Sorry.
May 24th 2008, 11:20 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Just go ahead and gimme the drink... I'm close enough.
May 24th 2008, 11:04 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Under-age? He has a beard! He must be like, 50!! He's not under-age, trust me.