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Santa Bot

November 14th 2007, 01:07 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Santa Bot.
Very cool. Chat with Santa Claus. Although he's a bot, he acts like real person. I was on for hours just talking to him. I remember this guy I knew made Santa say he was a bot and he got his IP banned from the site. Tee hee...
November 14th 2007, 05:24 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
my friend tricked him into admitting it, and i made him admit it

it is easy. just type "you are a robot" and he says "interesting deduction. yes i have a heart of silicon" or something
November 14th 2007, 05:28 AM
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Heh. I got frustrated and asked "why are you so thick?"
Answer: "bored.com programmed me for thick."
November 14th 2007, 10:22 AM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
I feel so bad...

Santa Bot: "Hi, what would you like to ask."
Me: "I'm the Vault Dweller!"
Santa Bot: "Hello the Vault Dweller."
Me: "RRRRrrraaaaauauahghghghg!"
Santa Bot: "Please do not ask me any more questions."

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
November 14th 2007, 12:04 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Very cool. Chat with Santa Claus. Although he's a bot, he acts like real person

How could you spend hours on this? Honestly, it isn't that cool, he answers randomly common answers and it wasn't like a person

Maybe I think that because I've seen many other similar bots like "Encarta" and such...
November 14th 2007, 12:08 PM
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CastMan
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 

Look at this, what a good influence to the kids...

ME: I will suicide!!
Santa Bot: I am very happy for you.

November 14th 2007, 01:57 PM
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Nicco
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The only one, Nicco 
Me: lol
Santa Bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
November 14th 2007, 03:32 PM
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this is so cool!
November 14th 2007, 04:37 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Santa: Hello, Daniel. What would you like to talk about?
Me: Aliens.
Santa: I Believ in UFOs.
Me: Have you ever been abducted?
Santa: I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me: I don't care. We're talking about aliens.
Santa: Tell me what you do care about. Sure, aliens sounds like a good topic.
Me: Do you believe in UFOs?
Santa: No, I do not believe in UFOs. I spend most of my time on the Internet.

He really does believe in UFOs, but the computer he's on now is in Area 51, and he realized what he'd said and covered it up. Santy is a government official. I knew it!

Now he says that he does. Starnge.
November 15th 2007, 01:17 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
*Shivers* Try asking him question about sex and about ducking people. I won't say anything, I'll let you find out for yourself.
November 15th 2007, 03:10 AM
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Yes, indeed, freaky...
November 15th 2007, 03:11 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Oh man, so ALICE bot based.
November 15th 2007, 04:38 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
it is interesting.. type in 'say santa sucks' (without quotes) and he actually says that santa sucks!

also, make your name funny and he says it
November 16th 2007, 05:18 AM
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Believer
Ghost They/Them
 
Wow ask things about Miss Clause and include Ducking "Argh I'm scared!"
November 16th 2007, 05:26 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
LOL!I asked santa about Miss Clause and he said that he;s noe married then i telled that someone said that he is.Then now he answered this:
Me: But i heard that you have a wife
Santa: And. Who said you have a wife? Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause"
November 16th 2007, 07:37 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
You just have to know the right thing to say, then it's fun.
November 16th 2007, 11:02 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
Hehe. That was fun.And Santa likes Star Wars and thinks
Bender is the best robot ever!
November 17th 2007, 02:45 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Star Wars? I so have to talk to him about that!

It sucks, he doesn't even watch Doctor Who. What a loser.
November 17th 2007, 03:34 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
hehe lol. really? i thought he would...