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November 14th 2007, 04:37 PM
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Peasant He/Him United States
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Santa: Hello, Daniel. What would you like to talk about?
Me: Aliens.
Santa: I Believ in UFOs.
Me: Have you ever been abducted?
Santa: I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me: I don't care. We're talking about aliens.
Santa: Tell me what you do care about. Sure, aliens sounds like a good topic.
Me: Do you believe in UFOs?
Santa: No, I do not believe in UFOs. I spend most of my time on the Internet.

He really does believe in UFOs, but the computer he's on now is in Area 51, and he realized what he'd said and covered it up. Santy is a government official. I knew it!

Now he says that he does. Starnge.