The Dink Network

The Legend Factory has forged a new D-Mod: The Rise of the Goblins. The evil goblins (as opposed to the weird goblins who wear dresses and host tea parties) are going to destroy two civilizations, but you just want to make some quick money. What will you do?

I got to the man's house and told him his pig was dying.. Is that the end because I can't find anywhere to go or anything to do, which is really a shame since I was forced to spend like 20 minutes watching all the intro...

actally go south and search on the trees for a underground passage.

I have just talked to a girl in the forest. She says to go west, then north; If I do this, then I run into 2 slayers, and 2 boncas. The slayers are killing me without even touching me? Should I try to fight it out, or, go south to a warp point!? If I go south, then I'm in the right village, but I don't know what to do next!?

I THINK I'm at the final goblin battle? He has 2 clubs, and the trees are on fire. My problem is: he keeps wounding me when he's not even CLOSE! Is this a bug in the game? If so, then please make a patch, because I've never been able to get a cheat code to work for me?! Thanx.

Sorry, but this is crap. The grammar is horrible, and the humour is utter crap. I mean, come on. The player wants to keep playing? Where do you get this 'humour'?

DD95, you always say that! Lol! A bad grammar. Well, tell me about it! And third, it's not impossible to win the enemys in the dark forest and to kill Hujyk. (final boss.) There are much bottles and hearts in the game before this part. There are aswell two golden and one big red heart two screens North from the "final battle" area's start.

Oh, and Lance. Did you add the Super-Sword to your weapon? If you didn't, arm it.

i forgot about the sword! I'll try it again, thanx! P.S. I found all the hearts, etc., I have over 2 full health bars, so I think if I use the super sword, then I might beat the sucker!

You don't beat. And I'm not sure you found all the hearts. There are supposed to be atleast 8 hearts near Martridge's house.

Hey DinkDude, what about some constructive criticism? Don't say what's bad, say what could be improved!

OK, If you shortened the cut scenes, or made then move faster, then it would be a more plesant play! Don't get me wrong, I thourogly enjoyed the game, it's just a bit frustrating in places.

Skull, I bet if you took some English lessons, and you worked on you sense of humour a little bit (ask Tal, perhaps?) then you could make a pretty good D-MOD. Do all of this, and I'd be looking forward to a version 2.

Or look on mine humours...or watch some Flash Movies(I prefer Flash Movies with VideoGames).

Watching crappy Flash movies makes you get a sense of humour?

Watching Flash movies will annihilate any worthwhile sense of humor you have.

I beg to differ.

Everybody to the limit!

Well, Strong Bad's a bit different. It is worthwhile... or at least was; I haven't kept up with it in ages.

Nearly anything you find on a site such as Newgrounds is devoid of worth, however.

Yeah, there are a few real gems on Newgrounds, though they tend to be quite rare.