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Megaman Riddles...

September 5th 2005, 11:06 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
(following what redink said in the other joke thread...)
ok, a man gets into a town on friday, spent 3 days and 3 nights and left on friday, how is this possible?
September 5th 2005, 11:08 PM
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redink1
King Male United States xbox steam bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
He's in a country where 'days' and 'nights' are some form of currency, like coins or bills?
September 5th 2005, 11:21 PM
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NamH666
Peasant Male United States
 
day 1
night
day 2
night
day 3
night
day
night 1
day
night 2
day
night 3
September 5th 2005, 11:35 PM
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The nights are not consecutive?

EDIT: that's similar to what namh said.
September 5th 2005, 11:41 PM
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SimonK
Peasant Male Australia
 
Either that or the town is in Antarctica
September 6th 2005, 12:24 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
The second friday is either a road or a car.
September 6th 2005, 05:15 AM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Heh, I've heard the version in which it was both a horse. But then, that's the same
September 6th 2005, 03:44 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Didn't he spent some days on the road?
September 6th 2005, 10:15 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
It's all consecutive days, and chrispy is the closest, and yes or no questions.

Edit: actually, magicman is correct, he rode into town on a horse named friday, and left on a horse named friday.
September 6th 2005, 10:22 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
Next riddle:

There is a chicken, a wolf, and a sack of chicken feed. A man wants to get all 3 things across a river, but his boat can only hold 1 thing besides himself. How can you get the 3 items across the river without the chicken eating the feed or the wolf eating the chicken?

(this is an easy riddle if you've heard of it)
Questions that i can answer only yes or no to.
September 7th 2005, 01:13 AM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
chicken, feed, chicken back, wolf, chicken
September 10th 2005, 03:35 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
Correct, thats a riddle everyone should have heard and know. I can't think of any more riddles right now. Personal message me a riddle and and answer so I can post them here please.
September 10th 2005, 03:52 PM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
"Personal message me a riddle and and answer so I can post them here please."

lol
September 24th 2005, 10:22 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
Thanks Cypry!
A new riddle:

A man is called by his neighbor and he returns home quickly. He finds his wife, naked in bed with an unknown. He is happy about it. Why is he happy?

(I found the answer weird and creepy)
September 24th 2005, 11:11 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Hmm... I'm going to say the neighbor who called him is an attractive woman who is now in bed with his wife and they're going to have a threesome.
September 24th 2005, 11:51 PM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
His neighbor said she's in bed with his best friend, but it was someone else?
September 25th 2005, 01:12 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
She's just had a baby.
September 25th 2005, 02:50 PM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
"He finds his wife,"

His refers to "his neighbor"?
September 26th 2005, 02:13 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Chrispy's answer was right.
September 26th 2005, 04:14 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Boohya!
September 26th 2005, 07:38 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Technically, my answer is right as well, since you didn't specify if the unknown was unknown to the man, or just to us.
October 11th 2005, 12:57 AM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
(thx to DGAT) a new riddle..

A man is found by the Police hanged by a short rope fixed to a 60 foot ceiling. The room he is in has no furniture or stairs. After investigation the Police conclude suicide. How did the man manage to hang himself??

(sry ive been away, but ive been to into runescape to care about this)
October 11th 2005, 03:34 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
He threw himself out of a window?
October 11th 2005, 02:47 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
I know the answer but I won't tell it.
October 15th 2005, 01:31 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
He threw himself out of a window? no, but good guess.
October 15th 2005, 05:47 PM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Euhm... he stood on a block of ice which melted away
October 16th 2005, 08:50 AM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Yes.
October 16th 2005, 01:24 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Ouch, that would take a while.

I can't stop giggling.
/Does that make me a bad person?
October 16th 2005, 03:09 PM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
No, just a sadistic person...
October 16th 2005, 05:08 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
God, how can you people know the answers so fast. If you know the answer, DON'T SAY IT!!
October 16th 2005, 05:18 PM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Then no riddle would ever be solved
October 16th 2005, 11:50 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
The darn point is your supposed to guess with yes or no questions. Not to get the answer in 2 posts. So please dont say the answer if you know it. And i need more riddles.
October 17th 2005, 12:03 AM
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redink1
King Male United States xbox steam bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Eh, people can answer riddles if they want... and I'm not sure I see the point in people sending riddles for you to post, why can't they just post the riddles themselves?
October 17th 2005, 01:37 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Some of us know a lot of riddles, including your riddles. Try to compose new ones, and maybe people won't guess them so fast.
October 28th 2005, 06:46 PM
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MegaMan
Ghost
 
Um...plz...need...more...riddles...PLEASE!!
October 28th 2005, 06:50 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
Ok...I think i came up with my own riddle, hehehe. A man was found dead in the basement from a hard hit into the head. He had a cracked skull and was bleeding. There was a tall wooden shelf behind where the man was. The shelf was standing right next to the wall with a crack on the top shelf. There was a can next to him and a picture of a man and a tree in front of him on the floor. No one had broken into the house and he lived alone. How did he die and what was his job?

(Yes or no questions)
October 28th 2005, 09:49 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
Hello MegaMan (i think megaman is cool too)

Was the can a keg of soda?
Did he have any pets?
Did he invite a friend over?
Was there anything else in the crime scene?
October 28th 2005, 09:54 PM
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MegaMan
Peasant Male
 
To DinkKiller:
Was the can a keg of soda? No, but good guess
Did he have any pets? No, no one else was in the house
Did he invite a friend over? same answer as above
Was there anything else in the crime scene? Ummm...no

October 30th 2005, 02:41 AM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
Was he killed?
Was he hit/Did he hit himself with a strong object?
Was there poison in the can?
October 31st 2005, 06:21 AM
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BeheadedDuck
Ghost
 
Was the can on Soda full?
Did he his head with the can of soda?

P.S. If your windering why I replied to the original post it's because this were getting a bit crowded for us Nested viewers.
October 31st 2005, 11:36 PM
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Megaman
Ghost
 
cypry:
Was he killed? Um......ya. If you mean by someone else...no
Was he hit/Did he hit himself with a strong object? no, depends what you mean.
Was there poison in the can? No.
October 31st 2005, 11:38 PM
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Megaman
Peasant Male
 
BeheadedDuck:
Was the can on Soda full? No, it wasnt soda...DinkKiller asked that...
Did he his head with the can of soda? Grrr, NOT SODA!!

(I think I made a stumper!!)
November 1st 2005, 03:27 PM
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cypry
Peasant Male Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
He wanted to kill himself?
It was an accident?
It was alcohool in the can?
November 1st 2005, 09:44 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant Male Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Did he die on the can?

/When you gotta go, you gotta go.
November 3rd 2005, 12:27 AM
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Megaman
Peasant Male
 
Cypry:

He wanted to kill himself? No.
It was an accident? Yes.
It was alcohool in the can? No.

Chrispy:

Did he die on the can? No.
November 9th 2005, 10:13 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
Was it a can of paint?
Was it a really big can?
November 10th 2005, 01:31 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
Did the can hit his head?
Was there red paint in the can which got spilled on the man, and then he fell or something?
November 10th 2005, 02:02 PM
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The tree isn't IN the picture, but has fallen into the basement and hit him?
November 12th 2005, 11:10 PM
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BeheadedDuck
Peasant Male Australia
So lazy... So incredibly lazy... 
He went to the basement to look at the picture of a man and a tree, and as he took it off the shelf, he slightly shaked it (sounded better in my head), and the shelf with a can of paint or something cracked and the can hit him on his head and fell to the floor, and he began to bleed with a cracked skull?
November 15th 2005, 09:47 AM
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NamH666
Peasant Male United States
 
the man was painting the picture and decided to hand his master piece above the shelf. the step on the empty paint can and started to hang up the picture and the can rolled from underneath him causing him to fall and bash his head on the shelf with such a force that his skull crack and he broke the shelf and the picture fell beside him.
December 10th 2005, 02:54 AM
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Megaman
Peasant Male
 
DinkKiller:
Was it a can of paint? yes!
Was it a really big can?um...depends on your opinion of really big

DaVince:
Did the can hit his head? yes, duh!
Was there red paint in the can which got spilled on the man, and then he fell or something?um...i dont see any importance in that question...so no.

Jedisecret: nope, not correct
BeheadedDuck: no, incorrect
NamH666: wow, that made sense, but it wasn't the answer i made up, but i can say your right.

The answer was:
The man was painting the picture, and suddenly the top shelf snapped and a can of paint came down, and hit his head. (of no importance but logical) the can was about 1.5 pounds and when it collided with the head, the bone snapped, or broke. so the man died bleeding and had a fractured skull and the painting fell onto the floor.

(thx for your questions, i will come up with one soon...)
December 10th 2005, 03:20 AM
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millimeter
Peasant Male Canada
Millimeter is Wee-Lamm, Recording Artist. :-) 
I still don't get what the tree was doing in th basement. Maybe he should have painted a fireball scroll instead of a picture of a man.

mm
December 10th 2005, 12:10 PM
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Megaman
Peasant Male
 
the tree wasnt in the basement, it was a picture of a tree.