I havent showered in three days, noone has said a thing.
I haven't showered in six days, and noone, not anyone, has said a thing. Not even my three legged cat. Isnt that weird? I admit, im starting to get slimey, and i smell like ritz chips. In fact, im sweating onto the keyboard right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I make MYself laugh!
You're from Europe, right? I thought I feel an odd smell. Now I know were it come from.
No he's from western Canada, I thought it was a bit early for the farmers to be fertilizing their fields... 
"I havent showered in three days, noone has said a thing."
"I haven't showered in six days, and noone, not anyone, has said a thing."
You lie when you brag
"I haven't showered in six days, and noone, not anyone, has said a thing."
You lie when you brag
Perhaps the intense funk has meddled with his brain and he cant form proper thoughts?
Well at least he's saving money on the water bill...and if no one's noticing...I guess nothing bad's happening then.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Well at least he's saving money on the water bill...and if no one's noticing...I guess nothing bad's happening then.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Last time I've had a shower/bath was when I fell into a lake.
Uhh kat, the farmland/prairies are in the MIDDLE of canada. Westerna canada is were everyone drinks and gets stoned.
Well rp64, I live in Ontario, which is technically in the middle of the west (BC, AL, SASK, and MAN) and the east (NS, NB, PEI, NFLD) as PQ does not count. You said (somewhere) you lived in the west...therefore, the smell would travel, across Ontario, and as Ontario is famous for it's different cultures and whatnot, we do have quite a few farmers outside the town where I live. Hence the smell. 
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i only shower like once a week and thats only since ive had a girlfriend. before that when i had long ass dreadlocks i went for like 3 months straight without washing my hair and i used to shower like once a month.
joshriot: How did you get a girlfriend if you did not wash yourself? Extremely strong attracting pheromones?
It is not long time since i last did not shower for five or six days, but I bathed in the ocean, it helps.
It is not long time since i last did not shower for five or six days, but I bathed in the ocean, it helps.
You see, josh doesn't so much "woo" girls, as bludgeon them round the head and drag them back to his love cave.
Leesten seester (snaps fingers aggressivly) I used to live in toronto chokay? So I know some tings about it ms kris. (walks away chewing gum)
Im SO sorry iposted that, it makes no sense, and its 4:00 am here. By the way i showered now, and I usually shower every day or second day. Josh, thats disgusting! Dreadlocks? Months without showering? 
I had dreadlocks once and didnt shower for a month. But usually (in other words every other time) I take a bath everyday, every other day, depending on whether not I am trying to impress anyone. But if I know that its just gonna be a bunch of guys hangin out for a weekend? fudge it
yuck...who'd want to live in Toronto
You were hungry? 
Hehe for some reason that whole cat comment made me remember all the "Dead Baby Jokes"...good times
You... (loads crossbow with bolts very slowly as talking) Think dead babies are funny...??? (pukes; takes shot at his head then spits cigarret to the ground; walks away while good bad and ugly cowboy music plays)
No, the cat (mozy) fell off a 10 story building onto the street, and at the exact second he fell he got hit by a car, and then dogs did stuff to his leg. So they had to cut it off at the vet,because it was to damaged to heal (amputate it) but then the family couldn't afford the cost so we bought him (does cat dance)
BTW cat i just understood your explanation of that stupid joke about farmer fertilizer... so not funny.
