Bye-Bye Cruel Website (Closed)
I've not mentioned the contributers think since like 2 and a half weeks ago or more, but since I'm still unranked, *shuffles gun in hand* I'm saying good-bye for good. *puts gun to head and shoots* *BANG* *Thud* *A LOT of blood pours onto the floor of TDN*
If you insist on spraying your brain matter all over the floor, you could at least have had the decency to leave a sponge. Preferably one with magical powers.
He won't leave no one does
You mean...no one's going to clean up?
Merlin..wave your wand and clean it up magically
But then I have to lift my arm. And that takes effort.
Don't stain yourself oh magical one.
Aww.Poor little guy. *sob*
EDIT: Hey, wait a sec.I just had a look at the contributors list and I want a banana too!
Unrank me!! Unrank me!!
EDIT: Hey, wait a sec.I just had a look at the contributors list and I want a banana too!
Unrank me!! Unrank me!!
Hey guys! Check it out, I stole a cigarette from my parents! *trip* *drops cigarette on remains of DinkKiller*
Whoops, problem solved, but now we need a new carpet, and another cigarette.
The evil Chaotic
Whoops, problem solved, but now we need a new carpet, and another cigarette.
The evil Chaotic
Found a new carpet! (Puts over Dinkillers Remains, Stomping them into the older carpet as glue, sorry i couldnt find you another cigarette not that i looked. Smoking is bad...
Its too bad he left for that reason though
But smoking will make me look COOL! *inhales* ARRGHHH! *dies early*
The evil Chaotic
The evil Chaotic
Smoking is good
I think youll find its quiet the opposite
Oh no not again...
People who smoke and think it is good are brain dead morons. I don't care whom I offend, that's my opinion. They might be bright otherwise, but just thinking that smoking is good is a sign of brain damage.
hey hey now, the world's oldest man was a smoker.
I agree though, smoking necessarily isn't as deadly as they tell in the media but it definitely isn't healthy...
I agree though, smoking necessarily isn't as deadly as they tell in the media but it definitely isn't healthy...
It is that deadly, 6 mins off your life per smoke, Smoking is the worst publically avilble drug ever made
Darn straight, it was 6:30 one day, and after taking a long drag on 5 cigarettes at once it was suddenly 7 o'clock.
YUK
It is that deadly, 6 mins off your life per smoke, Smoking is the worst publically avilble drug ever made
Pardon me but I think that's rubbish. I've heard that somewhere before, and I believe they researched it by observing whose life span was shorter, smokers' or non-smokers'... Smoking increases the risk to get diseases like lung cancer and in general smokers do die earlier than non-smokers, but if you smoke one cigarette it doesn't mean you're going to die 6 minutes earlier than you otherwise would.
Pardon me but I think that's rubbish. I've heard that somewhere before, and I believe they researched it by observing whose life span was shorter, smokers' or non-smokers'... Smoking increases the risk to get diseases like lung cancer and in general smokers do die earlier than non-smokers, but if you smoke one cigarette it doesn't mean you're going to die 6 minutes earlier than you otherwise would.
On average, yeah it does, some are less affected than others but, thats the facts. Everybody I know who smokes just cant see what everyone else is telling them, they just think, oh well that'll hapen to someone else, not me, and are in denial that smoking will shorten your life. However long it takes, it'll stop your lungs from functioning. To some people they will die of something else first, but all other smokers will die younger than they should have.
I heard 4 mins a smoke, though.
I heard 4 mins a smoke, though.
Smoking only puts you in danger in the long run, even if you smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for a year it would hardly have effect on the rest of your life... If one smoked for 30 years and then stopped, in 30 years there would be no sign in his lungs he never did.
The real danger is that the chances of you getting cancer and other diseases increase dramatically the more and the longer you smoke... It all comes down to luck, someone may smoke for his entire life and never suffer much from it and someone else may get deadly cancer at 30 years of age.
My point is that one cigarette does you no harm, they're just trying to intimidate people by saying so to prevent them from starting, because once you start smoking it takes a lot of willpower and determination to stop.
The real danger is that the chances of you getting cancer and other diseases increase dramatically the more and the longer you smoke... It all comes down to luck, someone may smoke for his entire life and never suffer much from it and someone else may get deadly cancer at 30 years of age.
My point is that one cigarette does you no harm, they're just trying to intimidate people by saying so to prevent them from starting, because once you start smoking it takes a lot of willpower and determination to stop.
Er, it takes about 10 years to get rid of most signs of habitual smoking. Now, if one smokes for 30 years, in ten years, they'll be okay, but there will be some permanent damage done, some scaring, and definatly diminished lung capacity.
My point is that one cigarette does you no harm...
Except make you smell horrible.
Except make you smell horrible.
That's true... and exhale through the nose for weeks bad breath
My point is that one cigarette does you no harm
Makes you smell bad and your running a risk of getting addicted.
Makes you smell bad and your running a risk of getting addicted.
*notes how much everyone forgot that this thread was about DinkKiller*
My grandmother is like...82...and she smoked everyday since her 16th birthday until last year. She isn't dead...I hope.
My grandmother is like...82...and she smoked everyday since her 16th birthday until last year. She isn't dead...I hope.
Oh yeah, him... He posted recently didnt he? aww well, back to the smoking debate....
We're talking about smoking on DinkKiller's adio's post. It's like we would smoke on his grave, don't you think? We're evil
He's not even left.
Yes.We are evil!
*shirt catches fire* I'm just hanging out, enjoying a smo... *thud*
Smoking Kills
July 30th 2005, 12:13 AM
Ghost DK
dang IT. I'm back but now i'm a ghost. Well, I got an idea. *starts meddling with a gun* AHA!!
*shoots ghost gun into ghost head.* *Drops dead* *Ghost blood (that can't be cleaned up) spills onto new floor of TDN*
*shoots ghost gun into ghost head.* *Drops dead* *Ghost blood (that can't be cleaned up) spills onto new floor of TDN*
That was stupid, We can always clean in
We could just get the Ghostbusters for this one.
Who you gonna call?...
Fred from down the street, He a a ghost blood be gone pack
Can I just point out that many older people, like my dad, didn't know how dangerous smoking was when they started and became addicted.Also, unless you have actually smoked for a decade or more, you can't imagine how difficult it is to try and quit.So neither starting smoking or being unable to quit is a sure sign of stupidity.
But if you know the dangers and do it anyways, then that's pretty careless.
But if you know the dangers and do it anyways, then that's pretty careless.
Why does everyone want to clean up his mess and leave me to mine! I'm a fruggin' Beheaded Duck, SOMEONE CLEAN UP MY BLOOD for a change!
Ok, ghost remains, now we need a ghost cigarrete to burn the ghost remains and then we can all have beer and celebrate the burning of the floor...
WHAT ABOUT ME! It isn't fair <Starts singing, everyone covers their bleeding ears>.
Hey wait...hear that? Listen real hard... Hear it? Yeah thats the sound of me not giving rats posterior about you...
Ooo BURN ZING...and all that other crap...
Ooo BURN ZING...and all that other crap...
Or we could just ignore the pool of ghost blood? I mean, It's not that bad, yeah, annoying if you slip, but just put up a sign or something.
Actually, you couldn't slip on the ghost blood because your foot would just go through it. But it would be annoying how you could see it and not be able to remove it. (Unless you ignite it with a ghost cigarrette)
But how would you actually get a ghost cigarette? I mean the only to kill a cigarette is through a process in which it (eventually) is turned into ashes, am I right? So a "ghost" cigarette is theoretical if not impossible.
It just hit me! If we, living beings, could clean the real blood mess, why not get a GHOST to clean up the Ghost mess? And why does he need a cigarette, can't he just use his lighter? We won't get in trouble by the law cause hes a ghost! Yeah!
Put a mat over it?
Er, you mean superimpose a mat upon it, but we are getting at the same idea, no?
Yeah. Somebody animate a nice mat to cover DK's blood-bath.
SirCabbage animates a nice rug
Tal munches a nice rug
August 1st 2005, 06:36 PM
GB Cleaners
Hi.This is GBcleaners(GhostBlood Cleaners).
Did someone call for service?
Did someone call for service?
Yea sure we let you clean and then get a gigantic bill for you to just use a ghost vacume cleaner to do a stupid job...I say good day sir...I SAID GOOD DAY
August 1st 2005, 06:45 PM
GB Cleaners
I'm afraid I'm going to have to bill you for my showing up.It's our policy.Should I send the bill to Vortex@dinknetwork.com?
No no that is my old adress send it to my new one at redink1@rpgplanet.com...I will get right on it...
I wonder who on earth that could have been?..
Someone who has nothing to do with himself
August 2nd 2005, 05:48 PM
Ghost DK
*in shock* I just noticed I'm back to being a almost-regular poster...*has a ghost heart-attack and dies*
WOO HOO! I'm back!! *mysterious voice* But do I want to be back?
Sabre peers at DinkKiller for 5 long minutes, trying to decipher the elaborate code he must be typing in. What mysterious voice can this be, flowing through the keyboard, up his limbs and into his cerebrum? What does it mean? What does it want?
Sabre then realises that it is, in fact, not an "elaborate code" at all. DinkKiller speaks not in ciphers and riddles, but is just an idiot. One of bucked teeth, and hideous warts. Apparently, or so the Wise men say, he also carries a vile smell of death and disease, yet Sabre cannot know this, being many, many miles away.
Sabre then realises that it is, in fact, not an "elaborate code" at all. DinkKiller speaks not in ciphers and riddles, but is just an idiot. One of bucked teeth, and hideous warts. Apparently, or so the Wise men say, he also carries a vile smell of death and disease, yet Sabre cannot know this, being many, many miles away.
That just sounds like I should know it from somewhere. It bothers me. Did you make it up and, if not, where did you quote/paraphrase it from?
<gasps at Sabertrout> Oh no she dih'nt!
Sabre stares blankly at the Man of Magic, unaware whether he has accidentally plagiarised some poor, ignorant soul. He does not think it so, yet his methods are known to be most devious.
I like eggs....AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Why is that everyone assumes that Gbcleaners is a guy! What? We girls can't be idiots too?
Yes but only on rare occasions... Guys are much more likely to be complete idiots, because women drove us to it...
hey i bet the gb cleaners was dinkkiller
also
WTH i thougt dk was dead how can he come to life
this is just wierd also how do you do that fancy writing when you are quoting from some one else
is it like me/woohoo or fancy*wooho*
what is it
also
WTH i thougt dk was dead how can he come to life
this is just wierd also how do you do that fancy writing when you are quoting from some one else
is it like me/woohoo or fancy*wooho*
what is it
im gonna get you vortex im gonna transform into a dragon (a purple one if i can)
*lady carrot blows fire on vortex and converts him to ashes he then is no longer exsisting*
ha ha ha now whos the one who makes people suffer
oh wait its still me but im just crazy
LOL
LOL
Don't make me pull out my l33t sk1ll5 ch1ck...
vortex wat does that mean oh and how do u do that fancy writing sabretrout is always using
hey u guys um im gonna clean up the mess on the floor or has it alredy been done
Good bye every one*kicks the rug of the ghost blood so she can see it when she cleans it looks up at every one who doesnt appear to have any want for stoping her points gun to her head then she pulls the trigger* BANG
woops i missed
*goes through the whole process again* BANG drops dead on the floor with a sponge in her head
cya
woops i missed
*goes through the whole process again* BANG drops dead on the floor with a sponge in her head
cya
August 11th 2005, 09:25 PM
Ghost of LC
yay im a ghost
time to clean up stupid dks mess
*starts humming* yay im done now to make myself human again
has a heart attack
ghost remains dissappear
time to clean up stupid dks mess
*starts humming* yay im done now to make myself human again
has a heart attack
ghost remains dissappear
im back
but at what cost
but at what cost
Oh Lady carrot!LOL! You really need to cut back on the caffeine!
Oh and I was 'gbcleaners' but nobody would pay me to clean up the mess, so I left it.Come to think of it, I never got paid for showing up either.
Oh and I was 'gbcleaners' but nobody would pay me to clean up the mess, so I left it.Come to think of it, I never got paid for showing up either.
Cause you were 30 minutes late! Don't think I am gonna pay for your mishaps and wrongdoings...
carrie2004 doesnt know what she is dealing with
for lady carrot can transform into anything she so wishes to she alredy killed vortex but he does not seem to be burnt to a crisp anymore and the caffine is not the secret ladycarrot was apart of
the dead dragon carcass clan but survived being tossed off a clif by transforming into a flying thing and still retaining her powers
for lady carrot can transform into anything she so wishes to she alredy killed vortex but he does not seem to be burnt to a crisp anymore and the caffine is not the secret ladycarrot was apart of
the dead dragon carcass clan but survived being tossed off a clif by transforming into a flying thing and still retaining her powers
dink the final frontere these are the voyagers
of the website dinknetwork explorint the unknown
boldly going where no idiot has gone before
*star treck next generation music plays in the backround*
of the website dinknetwork explorint the unknown
boldly going where no idiot has gone before
*star treck next generation music plays in the backround*
*lady carrot looks into her milo with confusion as she puts it into a scanner ding the scanner finishes and she looks at the rezults and reallizes that someone has sliped some booze into her drink and that she is infact drunk*
oh so thats why ive been saying all these crazy things
she then realizes that she is to young to drink booze and that she couldnt have done it so some one must have sneaked in and put booze into her milo while she was out playing with the dog
oh so thats why ive been saying all these crazy things
she then realizes that she is to young to drink booze and that she couldnt have done it so some one must have sneaked in and put booze into her milo while she was out playing with the dog
lady carrot then looks over to where her ghost remains where then realizes that they are still there she looks at them for a while maveling in her ghost beauty then gets a ciggarette lights it shoots it then waits for it to burn her ghost remains
BURN BURN BURN SHE EXCLAIMS WITH THE STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION MUSIC STILL PLAYING IN THE BACK GROUND then every one starts to do the hockeypockey around her dead ghost body
Please stop overdoing your newfound HTML skills, please stop trying to make a non-story thread into some sort of weird story, and please stop posting multiple times in a row within a few minutes.
why ive got to many funny things to say and every time i write what is funny another one popps into my head
lady carrot is infact writing in third person
lady carrot is infact writing in third person
But maybe you should let someone else be funny before you use your ideas.
Oh, wait, that doesn't really matter, this is not a thread devoted to what you're trying to pull off.
Blah.
Oh, wait, that doesn't really matter, this is not a thread devoted to what you're trying to pull off.
Blah.