Re: Let's Play Malachi the Jerk with CocoMonkey *Part 12*
This is a Let's Play of Malachi the Jerk, and I'm doing joint commentary with the author of the dmod - CocoMonkey.
Enjoy it!
Link to the channel with all the videos: DinkSmallwoodPT
-Malachi the Jerk-
part 1 - Mugged & Played
Let's begin this new adventure and find out who Malachi is..
Videos
Mugged & Played
part 2 - Dungeon of Pointlessness
Trying to navigate our way out of this strange labyrinth..
Videos
Dungeon of Pointlessness
part 3 - Pointless Escape
In this part we discover how to escape from the dungeon of pointlessness, which involves stopping to enjoy the view of the surroundings.
Videos
Pointless Escape
part 4 - Duck Deity
If Windemere's duck religion wasn't weird enough? You want more? ..All you had to do was ask!
Videos
Duck Deity
part 5 - Yup
Yup
Videos
Yup
part 6 - Muddy Maze
In this part we'll take it slowly, so we can absorb the scenery as much as possible.
Videos
Muddy Maze
part 7 - Grardlegar
In this part we'll meet a bonca that is rather friendly and not desirable to kill.
Videos
Grardlegar
part 8 - Shady Friend?
Trying to make friends is hard sometimes.. so many requirements.
Videos
Shady Friend?
part 9 - Shady Swindle
In this part we learn we shouldn't talk to strangers..
Videos
Shady Swindle
part 10 - Rocky Road
Morale of this part: Plan ahead, rather than blindly running into a situation and hoping you win.
Videos
Rocky Road
part 11 - Fetch Quest
Back and forward, fetch, return, to feed the vengeance that I yearn.
Videos
Fetch Quest
part 12 - Everyday Errands
I like to do stuff for people I guess?
Videos
Everyday Errands
part 13 - Fetch Quest Finale
I've done my fair share of good will for the next century.
Videos
Fetch Quest Finale
Enjoy it!
Link to the channel with all the videos: DinkSmallwoodPT
-Malachi the Jerk-
part 1 - Mugged & Played
Let's begin this new adventure and find out who Malachi is..
Videos
Mugged & Played
part 2 - Dungeon of Pointlessness
Trying to navigate our way out of this strange labyrinth..
Videos
Dungeon of Pointlessness
part 3 - Pointless Escape
In this part we discover how to escape from the dungeon of pointlessness, which involves stopping to enjoy the view of the surroundings.
Videos
Pointless Escape
part 4 - Duck Deity
If Windemere's duck religion wasn't weird enough? You want more? ..All you had to do was ask!
Videos
Duck Deity
part 5 - Yup
Yup
Videos
Yup
part 6 - Muddy Maze
In this part we'll take it slowly, so we can absorb the scenery as much as possible.
Videos
Muddy Maze
part 7 - Grardlegar
In this part we'll meet a bonca that is rather friendly and not desirable to kill.
Videos
Grardlegar
part 8 - Shady Friend?
Trying to make friends is hard sometimes.. so many requirements.
Videos
Shady Friend?
part 9 - Shady Swindle
In this part we learn we shouldn't talk to strangers..
Videos
Shady Swindle
part 10 - Rocky Road
Morale of this part: Plan ahead, rather than blindly running into a situation and hoping you win.
Videos
Rocky Road
part 11 - Fetch Quest
Back and forward, fetch, return, to feed the vengeance that I yearn.
Videos
Fetch Quest
part 12 - Everyday Errands
I like to do stuff for people I guess?
Videos
Everyday Errands
part 13 - Fetch Quest Finale
I've done my fair share of good will for the next century.
Videos
Fetch Quest Finale
In my totally unbiased view, this is probably the best LP you've ever done.
Yet another stark reminder that I have an LP that's been sitting there on hold for a while...
Will take a look at this later, good to see these still coming out though!
Will take a look at this later, good to see these still coming out though!
I too have put lots of time and effort into finding the right music to fit into my D-mod. I'm glad I'm not the only one insane enough to do this.
music is the hardest part and insane? does lack of even exist?
Part 2 is uploaded and ready to get some attention, people!
Can't guarantee triple the views, but live commentary is definitely more interesting. I tend to make all my own LP episodes live, myself.
Yeah, finding fireball was fun back in the original release version! I only figured it out after taking the right pathway and seeing identical archways used, but by then I was just stuck by lack of talking to Rod.
Keep 'em coming!
Yeah, finding fireball was fun back in the original release version! I only figured it out after taking the right pathway and seeing identical archways used, but by then I was just stuck by lack of talking to Rod.
Keep 'em coming!
Interesting part. I must say that the wuss mode makes quite a bit of a difference at the beginning. The first ghost took me a couple of tries without the fireball.
"Oh. Apparently I have the power."
That cracks me up. And it's nice how I explain that it's the Dungeon of Pointlessness (since we don't talk to Rod about it in this run) at the very end of the part with the same name.
The only thing I was kidding about in my first reply was that I'm unbiased, these are great >_>
That cracks me up. And it's nice how I explain that it's the Dungeon of Pointlessness (since we don't talk to Rod about it in this run) at the very end of the part with the same name.
The only thing I was kidding about in my first reply was that I'm unbiased, these are great >_>
Part 3 added. For some reason there was some wierd bug with the audio in this part, it only effected my voice though - everynow and then it skips a word that I said :/
Its still easy to know what I was saying though.
Its still easy to know what I was saying though.
Let's play Hotel…. Malachi the jerk.
Side note- I've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time. I thought it was chi as in tai chi not chi as in kai. Now I'm sad that I have an author credit on it.
Side note- I've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time. I thought it was chi as in tai chi not chi as in kai. Now I'm sad that I have an author credit on it.
Yeah, me too. Mal-a-tshi...
Also, did Robj not play initiation? That's really where I got the inspiration for permanently unlocking screenlocks...
Also, did Robj not play initiation? That's really where I got the inspiration for permanently unlocking screenlocks...
"Also, did Robj not play initiation? That's really where I got the inspiration for permanently unlocking screenlocks..."
I did, it's just been a long time and I forgot about it.
After I recorded this part, Quel part 2 was recorded, which also does the one-time screenlocks. But I uploaded Quel first. So if people watch that video and then this one, they will be like "Wtf? You literally just saw it one video ago Robj!" xD
I did, it's just been a long time and I forgot about it.
After I recorded this part, Quel part 2 was recorded, which also does the one-time screenlocks. But I uploaded Quel first. So if people watch that video and then this one, they will be like "Wtf? You literally just saw it one video ago Robj!" xD
I can't believe nobody knew how to say Malachi. I thought that was a pretty well-known name. Weird.
I too thought it was Mal-a-tshi, not MALAKAII
*pets the kitty*
I'm kinda surprised too. Though I guess I wouldn't know how to pronounce it either if the name hadn't popped in my face like a gazillion times within the last few years.
So, it's Malak-eye? This is how I've been pronouncing it, but you guys kept saying Mala-tch in the first video, so I just figured, right, Americans. (And it was probably RobJ, who isn't an American at all)
I've also heard the name pronounced as MalaKIIIII ('ki' as in the first syllable of the word 'kisser'). According to google, that's supposed to be the Irish pronouncation of the word.
LEPROCHAAAAUN!
I've also heard the name pronounced as MalaKIIIII ('ki' as in the first syllable of the word 'kisser'). According to google, that's supposed to be the Irish pronouncation of the word.
LEPROCHAAAAUN!
I never said "malatch."
yes, scratcher?
Yeh I was pronouncing it wrong, until Tim corrected me. I also pronounced Maurer wrong as well - I'm terrible with names.
Can I pronounce it meower?
Huh, I always pronounced it "Malahkey" (see Malarkey).
It's funny how some things turn out when you put pen to paper, or fingers to keyboards, and the end results sound totally different to what you envision.
It's funny how some things turn out when you put pen to paper, or fingers to keyboards, and the end results sound totally different to what you envision.
"Let's Pronounce Malachi the Jerk with CocoMonkey"
Me too, Ex-D.
I actually hadn't seen the name "Malachi" before. Though I know of the Malachai that did the Axe Cop thing.
I actually hadn't seen the name "Malachi" before. Though I know of the Malachai that did the Axe Cop thing.
Since we're discussing the name Malachi so much, here's a weird tidbit for you all.
When I first told my mom I was working on a game called "Malachi the Jerk," she was convinced everyone would think I was an anti-Semite because Malachi is often a Jewish name.
When I first told my mom I was working on a game called "Malachi the Jerk," she was convinced everyone would think I was an anti-Semite because Malachi is often a Jewish name.
Malachi may have been a Jewish prophet but I don't think the name is really used much by Jews nowadays...
No? Beats me. This is just what my mom said.
Are you Jewish are something?
I dont believe you are because you have a black girlfriend and Jews promote race mixing towards other races but not them selfs because they want to be the only pure race they promote multiculturalism in Europe but Isreal is for Jews only
Disgusting hypocrites
Yes the Jews are a race aswell as a religion its been scientifically proven.
BTW I thought Malachi was more of a Spanish name.
I dont believe you are because you have a black girlfriend and Jews promote race mixing towards other races but not them selfs because they want to be the only pure race they promote multiculturalism in Europe but Isreal is for Jews only
Disgusting hypocrites
Yes the Jews are a race aswell as a religion its been scientifically proven.
BTW I thought Malachi was more of a Spanish name.
I have a black wife, actually.
Also, wow, Punisher. Just wow.
Also, wow, Punisher. Just wow.
Ok fine black wife
I always pronounced malachi as Mila the first bit and the chi as in chainsaw or chair not as in Ki.
I always pronounced malachi as Mila the first bit and the chi as in chainsaw or chair not as in Ki.
How do you pronounce Mila, though? I would pronounce that as Me-la. Like in the word Milano. I'm assuming you pronounce it like Mye-la, though, since Malachi as "Me La Gee" would make absolutely no sense. =P
I would pronouced it as Me La Chee
mmm milanos. I have some of those. I'm gonna go eat them now.
There I go, trying to talk about a city, and instead, it turns out I'm talking about cookies. This is horrible.
i really like this lp
dual lps are so much better imo cuz you get more of a friendly vibe with the two guys running off eachother
i reccomend that robj (you're a good lper but dual comms are just better in general, oh boy do i know that)
dual lps are so much better imo cuz you get more of a friendly vibe with the two guys running off eachother
i reccomend that robj (you're a good lper but dual comms are just better in general, oh boy do i know that)
All of this has been recorded now.
There are lots of parts. My goodness.
There are lots of parts. My goodness.
Yep. They will all be uploaded part by part. I try to put them up weekly, but sometimes real life gets in the way. In those cases I will put two up the following week to make up for it. Such as this week
You can also just put up one next week. That way we can discuss every part seperately.
It should be fine with a few days between each upload in the case of weeks where you put up two. That would give people time to comment on each part.
It's kind of sad to see the Let's Play of Quel not get any discussion, though.
Part 4 has been added.
"It's like music to my eyes."
funny comment and parody of feast for my eyes or music to my ears
also don't eat the holy bread as scrumptious as they may look
also don't eat the holy bread as scrumptious as they may look
Nice. I haven't seen these screens for a while, so it's quite interesting looking at them now. As I watch it I'm thinking, so that's how I made this area.
Doing this was so fun. I was kind of sad when we ran out of DMOD to do.
Part 6 has been added.
God bless you, invincible pig.
I enjoyed the product placement of me in the video and D-mod
You're a product?
Part 7 added.... meet Grardlegar
"The only review so far mentioned it"
You're welcome
There should be a drinking game with this LP. For every time I'm mentioned either directly or indirectly, you take a drink. That'd be fun...and a really short game.
I'm really enjoy this LP, by the way. It's fun watching the struggle of Robj and the helpful assistance of Tim, guiding him on the right path.
You're welcome
There should be a drinking game with this LP. For every time I'm mentioned either directly or indirectly, you take a drink. That'd be fun...and a really short game.
I'm really enjoy this LP, by the way. It's fun watching the struggle of Robj and the helpful assistance of Tim, guiding him on the right path.
You don't see boncas getting made into actual characters much. I tried to make players care a bit about a bonca, and judging from some of the comments I got, I must have gotten somewhere with that.
Part 8 is up. Talking to Shady Strangers is not recommended, but Dink is obviously desperate to make friends.
I enjoy watching this because I know exactly when you're going to get trolled and I'm finding it really funny.
Pretty sad that Grardlegar had to die.
Well played, unintentionally leaving out one of the possible Grardlegar endings for players to discover instead of showing it.
"Well played, unintentionally leaving out one of the possible Grardlegar endings for players to discover instead of showing it. "
Really? Ok. I'm off to play it again, because I didn't even know about that lol.
Really? Ok. I'm off to play it again, because I didn't even know about that lol.
good new part and Malachi deserves to die just rip his head of and put it on one of those poles in Dissapointment
Fans of Robj being trolled by a DMOD have much to look forward to.
Part 9 added.
Don't talk to strangers.
Don't talk to strangers.
"I could try to voice act, but it'd be scary".
True story. You don't want to hear Rob imitate a female moan. I've been there.
True story. You don't want to hear Rob imitate a female moan. I've been there.
Malachi needs to be cut in half and than burned to cinders!!
he was written just right to really make him hateable
he was written just right to really make him hateable
Thanks merder, that means a lot to me.
Another of the best moments of this Dmod.
I actually envisioned (before the fadedown/fadeup that let Dink move again) a bird (duck?) flying down and landing on his head, raising it's tail feathers while he was frozen, and leaving a present for him.
Or maybe a woodpecker landing on his shoulder and attacking him, with an exclusive check to see if your Defense was a certain value to see if it did any damage.
I actually envisioned (before the fadedown/fadeup that let Dink move again) a bird (duck?) flying down and landing on his head, raising it's tail feathers while he was frozen, and leaving a present for him.
Or maybe a woodpecker landing on his shoulder and attacking him, with an exclusive check to see if your Defense was a certain value to see if it did any damage.
Next part added.
Have some Rocky Road.
Have some Rocky Road.
GL on getting the Krapp blossom that thing sure STINKS!!
haha, I get it
Yes, what fun. Fetch quests build character.
I was humming along with the savebot at the beginning of that part. I do weird things when I have a microphone in front of me.
I was humming along with the savebot at the beginning of that part. I do weird things when I have a microphone in front of me.
The time has come... Run for your damn lives..
You can not escape.. I just left, but you can't...
God has come to reap the sinners... I just pissed myself..
I mean, what? dafuq are you even talking about?
I guess in other words, it's time for another part?
I dunno, I just came for the ducking nachos, and I stayed for the TAL.
Everday Errands
You can not escape.. I just left, but you can't...
God has come to reap the sinners... I just pissed myself..
I mean, what? dafuq are you even talking about?
I guess in other words, it's time for another part?
I dunno, I just came for the ducking nachos, and I stayed for the TAL.
Everday Errands
omg it's back
Damn that typo.
Damn that typo.
So, did you manage to get these back from your HDD?
I am selfishly dying to see the rest of this again.
I am selfishly dying to see the rest of this again.
"So, did you manage to get these back from your HDD?"
Indeed I did. I still have to edit them all up though. There are still over 10 parts remaining to edit and upload... Now that you mention, I'll start editing the next part today. Bugging me seems to increase my motivation.
EDIT: Next part is edited and rendering... that didn't take as long as I thought... should be able to get it uploaded by tonight.
Indeed I did. I still have to edit them all up though. There are still over 10 parts remaining to edit and upload... Now that you mention, I'll start editing the next part today. Bugging me seems to increase my motivation.
EDIT: Next part is edited and rendering... that didn't take as long as I thought... should be able to get it uploaded by tonight.
"Next part is edited and rendering... that didn't take as long as I thought... should be able to get it uploaded by tonight. "
Excellent
Excellent
Part 13 added.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
I'd forgotten how hard I laughed at the ducky bit.
The "DMOD All-Stars" is the strangest idea for a DMOD I've come up with yet.
Anyway, I don't know what everybody was complaining about. The fetch quest only takes up three videos. No big deal.
The "DMOD All-Stars" is the strangest idea for a DMOD I've come up with yet.
Anyway, I don't know what everybody was complaining about. The fetch quest only takes up three videos. No big deal.
I have to admit, the sudden outburst at the ducky narration got me laughing as well, though more because you started it Coco
I don't remember having any trouble or being annoyed with the fetch quest when I played this, and I don't always worry too much about them or find them to be a big deal. Sometimes though they can be a little extreme, though.
I don't remember having any trouble or being annoyed with the fetch quest when I played this, and I don't always worry too much about them or find them to be a big deal. Sometimes though they can be a little extreme, though.
Come to think of it, that fetch quest took more than three months. I guess it is a bit on the long side.