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Why does Chat not want to work?

November 29th 2009, 07:26 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I cant get Chat to work, Internet Explorer is not letting me run the ActiveX script, I even changed settings to lowest possible for this site, and even added it to trusted sites and it still does not work...
November 29th 2009, 07:27 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
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Hm...Your comp must just suck. Try using Chrome, if that doesnt work, your screwed. Nothing else is better than the ALL MIGHTY CHROME
November 29th 2009, 07:39 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
What should you do when Windows blocks the installation of an ActiveX control?
You probably should not install that ActiveX control. Windows will block the installation of an ActiveX control if your Internet Explorer security settings are at the default levels and the ActiveX control does not have a valid digital signature.

A valid digital signature verifies the identity of the publisher (the company, website, or individual that is distributing the file), as well as the fact that the file has not been tampered with since it was signed. If the file has no valid digital signature, you cannot be certain that the file is actually from the source it claims to be from, or that it has not been tampered with. You should not open the file unless you trust the publisher and know that the contents are safe to open.

November 29th 2009, 07:40 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
All I can say is...Ur screwed if it won't allow it.

There has to be something that can allow the process.
November 29th 2009, 07:43 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
By the way, you need Java.
November 29th 2009, 07:44 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
omg everytime I install java it makes the security risks on my PC go up and everytime I have it installed I end up having to format becuase Java is crap like that... so find some other way to chat..
November 29th 2009, 07:45 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Weeell...thats what you need.

Another way to chat? Hm...Whats ur email?
November 29th 2009, 08:01 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Ignore Skorn, he knows nothing of the power of the Dink Chat.
I'll send you a PM so you can access it without having to use the Website.
November 29th 2009, 08:04 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I am not installing IRC
November 29th 2009, 08:10 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Installing IRC is impossible, you can only install an IRC Client to access the IRC networks.
November 29th 2009, 08:11 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
So how you do it without using IRC? O.o
November 29th 2009, 08:39 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
The chat page here uses a Java client. That connects to the IRC <u>NETWORK</u> from which you can talk to Dinkers.

Just install an IRC CLIENT and you can access it without the need for the Java page. Check the pm.
November 29th 2009, 08:47 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I never got your PM... and I dont like IRC, again I get into problems when its installed... I have gotten viruses and trojans just logging into it
November 29th 2009, 09:10 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
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Download chat client

May help you set it up - dunno

I use this client cause I hate the java browser one... file is 'pirch 98' so a touch old but is good for beginners to chat. Its stand alone so u don't need to have your browser open to use it. You can send and receive files thru it as well - Only if u wanna tho... check all your preferences before you connect (irc.freenode) not on my home computer so ask ExD if he remembers the address to log into Good luck
November 30th 2009, 05:39 AM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
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There's no way to use it without using IRC, the chat is still an IRC chatroom whether you access it with the java client, mIRC, ChatZilla, or whatever. I'm no expert on the subject, but I've personally found IRC pretty safe to wander about, much safer than browsing the web normally. Problems only arise when you accept files sent to you by people you don't know, or click suspicious links.
November 30th 2009, 09:19 PM
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MsDink
Ghost
 
@TGA IRC is just a huge server where thousands of people go to chat together from all over the world - cant remember exactly but i think IRC means something like Internet relay chat - The server dink chat uses has over 5 and 1/2 thousand different "rooms" to chat in. You use a program like Scratcher suggests (mirc is another I have used - hate it lol) and if you check your preferences (how you set the program up to behave) before you log on (like do not set them to request or accept any file someone plays automatically) you will not run into any problems - as they cant send u files against your will (you have to literally click accept) unlike on the internet.... as Scratcher says its way safer than browsing or surfing.
November 30th 2009, 09:25 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
ok people stop talking to me like I am some idiot, I know what IRC and mIRC is, used it for years, but I refuse to use it becuase it used to open ports on my PC allowing me to get hacked even with a firewall, so I refuse to use IRC thank you... but no thanks
November 30th 2009, 09:33 PM
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MsDink
Ghost
 

November 30th 2009, 09:57 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Meh, go easy on this newbie unlike you did to me.
November 30th 2009, 09:58 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Newbie Scorn? I am far from a Newbie or a Beginner.... dont even compare me to your past problems...
November 30th 2009, 10:01 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Hell, you just joined This month! Far from a newbie!? Come 'on. Far from a beginner? You cant even figure out how to work the chat! Don't say your an expert 'till you have been around a while.

Hell, IM not even good at this. But you are really getting on my nerves.
November 30th 2009, 10:08 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Its not my fault that the Chat interface uses Java and is unsecure... Not to mention I have been on this forum for over 3 years... I just now this month made an account becuase I wanted to upload my D-Mods but I am having trust issues with Websites I hardly know... So you must understand safty is more important than chatting...
November 30th 2009, 10:09 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Its pretty damm secure for everyone else! What's wrong with YOUR computer? Take off the anti-virus things and then see what happens!
November 30th 2009, 10:10 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
The suggestions were for NOT using the java unsecure option - dont worry - doubt people will try to help again with a reaction like that
November 30th 2009, 10:12 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Well I just dont like people helping in a strange way, and thinking I am some newb is not going to help me understand how to fix an issue that apparently no one knows how to fix besides using IRC/mIrc, or Java. How come other websites have chat applets that are not even IRC or Java? Explain that one to me?
November 30th 2009, 10:14 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Because THIS one is!
November 30th 2009, 10:20 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
If someone can name one safe program with a link, rather it be Java or mIRC then tell me here, if not I dont want to be helped besides that...
November 30th 2009, 10:21 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Than don't expect anything.
November 30th 2009, 10:22 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
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Well u obviously don't understand because IRC not a program yet you continually call it one

I maybe a dmod newb, but am not in anyway a newb to chat - you aren't interested in accepting help - np, so be it No argument from me
November 30th 2009, 10:24 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Pwned!!
November 30th 2009, 10:28 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I used to have IRC it is a program an .EXE File is a Program.... mIRC.EXE is an EXcecutable file aka program! Also called a Chat Program!
November 30th 2009, 10:29 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
An exe is a launcher, that opens the program.
November 30th 2009, 10:31 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
omg... an EXE File is a Program! Don't argue with me I have over 15 years experience in computers and Internet... And I clearly can tell that the Chat program here is old and needs to be upgraded to a new chat window thats compatible with standard Internet Explorer.
November 30th 2009, 10:32 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Heh. Yes it is old, and needs to be revamped, but you're the one arguing.

15 yrs of EXP? Sure doesn't look like it.
November 30th 2009, 10:33 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 


EDIT: Don't argue with me
Giggles harder - Man u make it way too easy....
November 30th 2009, 10:34 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I started with DOS and Windows 3.11 Network Edition, what did you start with?
November 30th 2009, 10:34 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Meh, I use Chrome. Nothing seems wrong with it so far.
November 30th 2009, 10:35 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
I started with DOS and Windows 3.11 Network Edittion, what did you start with?

Who me?
November 30th 2009, 10:35 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Does it block pop-ups and spyware? I use Norman (NOT NORTON) and CCleaner and Spybot Search and Destroy to clean my system...
November 30th 2009, 10:36 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Yes you Scorn
November 30th 2009, 10:36 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Chrome blocks EVERYTHING with a prompt.

Yes you scorn

1: SKORN!
2: My first comp was a home comp, Commodore, mind you.
November 30th 2009, 10:37 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
With a prompt... Is that the same everytime you re-visit the site?
November 30th 2009, 10:38 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
You have an option of blocking it. As do every other browser in existence.
November 30th 2009, 10:39 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I had a Commadore 64... You are just trying to prove yourself worthy to match my Caliber Very funny!!
November 30th 2009, 10:40 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Caliber was newer than Commodore. And not Commodore 64, either.
November 30th 2009, 10:40 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Now I see why people pick on you Skorn...
November 30th 2009, 10:40 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
November 30th 2009, 10:41 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Hm. Why? WHY?! Whyyy??? Be specific.
November 30th 2009, 10:41 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
I programmed on my Commadore 64... I still prefer Basic Coding over C and C++ and Pascal... and all those others
November 30th 2009, 10:42 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Good 4 you.
November 30th 2009, 10:42 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
yeah but sheez on the 64 u can hardly call it programming wayyy too easy
November 30th 2009, 10:43 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Why? Skorn its becuase you streatch the truth and make yourself worthy to others when in an arguement... To tell the truth I think you do it on purpose for a good laugh... lol
November 30th 2009, 10:43 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
I agree to that.
November 30th 2009, 10:44 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Stretch the truth?

This is not stretching the truth, it's you being a newb.
November 30th 2009, 10:45 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
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Shouldnt this be in a PM thread - u two can smak your heads on a brick wall and noone else needs to witness it?? Just a thought heh heh heh
November 30th 2009, 10:46 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Nah, chatting in a thread takes to long. If he could get chat to work, I'm sure we could have a legit argument.
November 30th 2009, 10:47 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
MsDink I am sorry I got snippy... I am just very Defensive even when being talked/chatted to with old information I already know and the obvious information. earlier when I posted this topic on the forum, I could not get on Chat becuase my IE is blocking it, I even tried unblocking it, and IE still thinks its a bad plugin. THen I was told I should get Java, and this and that... I am aware what this Chat is I know it is IRC based by the #chatnamehere. I used to host my own chat rooms on mIRC... So I know all about it, but I rather not get on mIRC, IRC, Java plugin for IRC, ect. I have been trying to avoid it, the only reason I was trying to get on it, is becuase Skorn wanted to talk to me sooooo bad about my D-Mod and his ideas. BTW, yes they did have the 5.25 Floppys! ;P
November 30th 2009, 10:48 PM
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Skorn
Peasant Male
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
November 30th 2009, 10:53 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
No probs - but again Mirc is just a chat client - a means to chat WITH not on
I dont know how u expect people to know what you want an answer on tho - we are not mindreaders to what knowledge u hold and when u talk about chat clients as if they were the actual forum chat works on - it makes me think u know less than u think u do is all.

EDIT: cant u upgrade IE?

EDIT EDIT: hehe try Mozilla!! (Firefox)
November 30th 2009, 10:54 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Commadores are being more rare now days... I thought I made myself clear in earlier posts of my problem... I guess I must of done that on PM's or thought I did... Again sorry about that...
November 30th 2009, 10:56 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Again for security reasons I like to stick with IE... I rather find other means to chat with people

EDIT: My IE is the latest version 8.0.6001.18702
November 30th 2009, 10:57 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Heh theres always parcel post or seagull LOL *wink*
November 30th 2009, 10:59 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Well I do use MSN/Windows Live Messanger to chat...
November 30th 2009, 11:01 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
now arent they 'microsloth' programs *shudders* .......and u are worried about security?
December 1st 2009, 12:24 AM
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ThaDude
Peasant Male United States
"WHAT IS STFU?! " - VaultDweller 
1.Skorn: you are a ducking idiot, stfu or gtfo FOR GOOD, I can't take your crap any longer.
2.TGA: IE is crap and to make a long story short--it has holes that "bad stuff" can get in through---Get Firefox or Chrome
3.Skorn: again, you're just a complete moron, please gtfo.
December 1st 2009, 12:57 AM
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MsDink
Ghost
 
Wow thadude thats pretty harsh - You been here wot... all of 10 mins??
Something to try....... AVERT YER EYES MATEY.... dont read things that set you off - try pressing the (invisible) "ignore button" it is on your forehead somewhere between yer eyes - really works!

Geesh
December 1st 2009, 01:38 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Dis was an interesting read. Unfortunately it has brought up Skorns "same ol' behaviour" again.
December 1st 2009, 02:04 AM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Believe me I am not a Skorn fan (sorry bout that) by a long shot and many a time I wanna wrestle the little sod to the ground and pull his undies over his head and tuck em under his chin - but - from what I can see in this string - he was honestly tryin to help and appeared to get frustrated when all his suggestions were thwarted - this was cause of the age differences - that had all 3 of us talkin about 3 different things.

Recap A la MsDinkNotSoMuchTheseDays
1.TGA wants to fix his java so it works on chat with *shudder* Internet Explorer

2. MeesDink sees anything microsloth as evil and to be avoided, and tried to issue a stand alone chat client on him...

3. of course he resisted cause it is not Microsloth... whom TGA seems to misguidedly trust em implicitly

4. and Skorn well... hes just Skorn Overeager to assist, limited knowledge but trying (in so many ways hehe) and probably had too much sugar this afternoon...

No-one goes and vents their spleen about other constant and monotonous "posters" ... and only pick on Skorn (who usually deserves it I may add) but why just issue your venom on him?? Com'on guys - spread the love around a bit aye!!
December 1st 2009, 03:44 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
TGA and Skorn: noobs? No. Wankers? Yes.
December 1st 2009, 08:27 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
@schnapper: Skorn is both. END.

@TGA: I gave up trying to read all of the posts taht appeared after 20 hours of not checking the DN because this thread got oversized, but hopefully you've calmed down now.
And anyway, IRC isn't software or a program, its just a network with servers, and Requires programs to access it.
If you don't want IRC opening up random ports, then just have it open a single port and don't access anything on IRC except for the Dink chat.
Heck, I don't even have a use for IRC other than the Dinkchat tbh.
December 1st 2009, 10:38 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
TGA: I very much doubt this has anything to do with an ActiveX control. As far as I know ActiveX only works in IE and in Chrome and I can run it from Firefox and opera as well. Plus I have pretty strict settings on ActiveX as I don't really like to use it, so I would have noticed.

The problem is that the signature for the chat applet has expired, so you get a prompt asking if you trust the applet anyway. (The signature expired somewhere in 2006 apparently.) I never had any problems using the Java-applet, but if you don't trust it then don't run it. Simple as that.

If you refuse to use any client that isn't web-based as well as refusing to use any other browser things might get a little tricky. http://java.freenode.net also has a Java-applet you can use but apparently that security certificate isn't valid either. (It hasn't been expired, but its validity couldn't be confirmed.)

And lastly I can't believe anyone would stick to IE for security reasons.
December 1st 2009, 11:50 AM
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magicman
Peasant Netherlands steam duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Freenode also has an AJAX-based webchat now: http://webchat.freenode.net. The webchat is pretty basic, but it works.

Sadly, they have blocked mibbit, otherwise I'd recommend that
December 1st 2009, 12:26 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Download mIRC
December 1st 2009, 02:14 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Well IE seems to think the Chat plugin is an ActiveX Plugin... And its not allowing it becuase it says "Unknown Publisher", which microsoft dont like becuase 75% of Unknowns are Viruses/Trojans/Or some other Malacius crap or spyware. So IE is secure, just alot of time OVER SECURE... Another thing I have always called IRC a program becuase I get lazy and dont type the m before it... mIRC is indeed a chat program and logs into a network to chat... I know this as well.... but I am over the arguement, and I will just stay with what I have, and yall stay with what yall got. Thank God this has not turned into other "EVIL" debates over which is better Mac or PC... I am just about tired of all the arguements of who is right and who is wrong when it comes to these differences.

So in closing, I am sorry for the big uproar and all, but I just wondered why IE did not like the Chat Client on The Dink Network is all. Perhaps in the future there might be other means to chat, but forever am I no longer using mIRC and other IRC based programs/plugins becuase I seem to always run into hackers and jelous people and end up getting bad stuff on my PC forcing me to have to Format and start all over. So yeah, I learned my lesson and no longer use anything or get on anything that has to do with IRC. Hell I dunno why I even bothered to post about it here, I knew it was IRC related.

So in other words just ignore this topic totally!
December 1st 2009, 02:38 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
IE, Secure? I lol'd.

I'll repeat myself this once, though this may not even be a repeat;
If you change your mind and decide to use an IRC program, be it an executable or browser based, then just don't access anything EXCEPT for the Dink chat. You'll be fine, the channel we use isn't shown on the server list, so you can only join it if you know the channel name anyway. And those of us who DO use the Dink chat won't send you anything bad, exept maybe the most random of Youtube links.
December 1st 2009, 02:52 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
exept maybe the most random of Youtube links.

LOL! Now thats funny! I like youtube

EDIT: Oh you forgot to give me a link to a spywareless clean version of an IRC Chat client that wont eff my system...
December 1st 2009, 03:01 PM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Well TGA, if 75% of the unsecure ActiveX plugins are unsafe why use ActiveX at all? ActiveX is indeed not very safe, I use either opera or firefox as a browser both of which can not even run ActiveX. Well, firefox can if you use a plugin but I see no need for it. In general I believe security wise you're better off with firefox then with IE.

Also, why on earth are you too lazy to type mIRC instead of IRC but are not too lazy to have an extensive argument about it. That sounds stupid...

December 1st 2009, 03:06 PM
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TGA
Peasant Male United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
Also, why on earth are you too lazy to type mIRC instead of IRC but are not too lazy to have an extensive argument about it. That sounds stupid...


Please dont open that can of worms please.... can I say PLEASE again? Look I have problems I am disabled and I just dont want to be picked on about my lazyness or stupidities, I get enough of that everyday with real people and not just the Internet...
December 1st 2009, 05:30 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
omg everytime I install java it makes the security risks on my PC go up

You're using Internet Explorer and ActiveX object. You already have a high security risk.

By the way, Java is fairly low risk.
December 1st 2009, 05:32 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
The Java applet is an IRC client, you know.
December 1st 2009, 06:07 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
WB DaVince
December 1st 2009, 06:57 PM
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Marpro
Peasant Male bloop
-- Marp Ro 
We're still talking about Skorn.
December 1st 2009, 11:46 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
So it seems
December 2nd 2009, 08:05 AM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
I checked that. Not as much as before!
November 4th, 08:44 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
this thread is hilarious xD pwnd!