Site News: TDN experiments with Teleportation
That right, here at The Dink Network we are dedicated to expanding technology that we have at hand. So our newest goal is to teleport coffee. We will be keeping you updated as this unfolds.
To expand on what WC said, yes, we are working on a machine to teleport coffee to all corners of the globe so that no geek may be caffeineless. The concept of teleportation involves scanning an object so as to extract all information about it from it, and recreate the particles of that object in an entirely new area. The atoms of the relocated object are not the same atoms as those in the original, but they are atoms of exactly the same type, rearranged in exactly the same way, preferably in exactly the same nanosecond, and with exactly the same shape as the original. This means that teleportation is possible; however, the original object is destroyed in the process.
In short, we at Dink Network Laboratories are proud to announce that we are making progress towards our goal of the teleportation of hot, nummy coffee. (Sugar and cream will not be involved in the project until 2006, as they complicate matters.)
In short, we at Dink Network Laboratories are proud to announce that we are making progress towards our goal of the teleportation of hot, nummy coffee. (Sugar and cream will not be involved in the project until 2006, as they complicate matters.)
I would also like to point out that with this exact process it is possible to also clone coffee so that we can have a endless supply of caffeine. When we start the 2006 project we’re also going to try to teleport mountain dew, right now we have several expert 'scientists' analyzing the caffeine molecules and the effects on them during the molecular deconstruction/reconstruction procedures. This is going to be a promising project, however, sacrifices will have to be made, we promise no animals will be hurt during this process, however, we will be experimenting on Tal (I knew we had him of staff for something). Stay tuned for more updates.
They better teleport the whole community to the year 2006.
By that time there will be thousands of completed d-mods.
By that time there will be thousands of completed d-mods.
Will you also be teleporting donuts??
(especially the cream filled ones.....ummmmmm donuts)
-Kat (I am NOT a peasant) >^..^<
(especially the cream filled ones.....ummmmmm donuts)
-Kat (I am NOT a peasant) >^..^<
Hmm, in what way would these sacrifices sign up? Crucifiction? And might it be possible to teleport some amoebae into my scanner? And speaking of which, you'd have to come up with a new theory of teleporting most monetary units as those special dealies in the scanner would screw it up. Only a few of us (myself included) have scanners exluding that chip. And what about the British? ...And those like me who talk like British, enjoy British humour, and spell like British? WILL you supply us tea? How hot will be? Will it lose temperature or flavor? Will you supply mugs? Will the liquid break my scanner when it comes through? Will it be free?
Not that kind of scanner, fool of an Amoeba. 
I mean a device which scans materials for their chemicial composition and molecular, atomic, and subatomic structure, and is then capable of recreating that exact material in another place.
And the British will get their tea, rest assured. That is coming with the project scheduled to commence in 2010, after we have mastered coffee, sugar, cream, and mountain dew.
Cost is not an issue yet. This is for SCIENCE.
I mean a device which scans materials for their chemicial composition and molecular, atomic, and subatomic structure, and is then capable of recreating that exact material in another place.
And the British will get their tea, rest assured. That is coming with the project scheduled to commence in 2010, after we have mastered coffee, sugar, cream, and mountain dew.
Cost is not an issue yet. This is for SCIENCE.
What can I say Rey!! I will share with you (Make sure they are Tim Horton donuts...)
Kat >^..^<
I will share with you (Make sure they are Tim Horton donuts...)Kat >^..^<
look. a teleportation script
map #1.put down a sprite.x 120 y 300
then press some button and make the type #1. then make x 300 y 120 .
and dink will teleport!
but allas teleportation has not envolved that much that it could teleport long distances
map #1.put down a sprite.x 120 y 300
then press some button and make the type #1. then make x 300 y 120 .
and dink will teleport!
but allas teleportation has not envolved that much that it could teleport long distances
I dunno about that... the community's been around for 5+ years, and we don't even have 150 D-Mods, I think.
dang! will you stop using stereotypes!if someone is british-that dosen't mean that he/she should drink tea at twelve o'clock!!Calm down rusty. Stay focused, teleportation!
March 14th 2003, 01:29 PM
RustedSorrow
if you seek to teleport matter by copying it's atomic and subatomic information,in the destination scaner there should be materials to create it.So that wouldn't be teleportation
that would be...um can't find the right word....
When messing with teleportation, you should focus to more abstract elements.Like time and space.When somehow trying to break these two barriers you need to thoroughly find out how/why they work!
or you need to learn teleportation spell....
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