The Dink Network

To expand on what WC said, yes, we are working on a machine to teleport coffee to all corners of the globe so that no geek may be caffeineless. The concept of teleportation involves scanning an object so as to extract all information about it from it, and recreate the particles of that object in an entirely new area. The atoms of the relocated object are not the same atoms as those in the original, but they are atoms of exactly the same type, rearranged in exactly the same way, preferably in exactly the same nanosecond, and with exactly the same shape as the original. This means that teleportation is possible; however, the original object is destroyed in the process.

In short, we at Dink Network Laboratories are proud to announce that we are making progress towards our goal of the teleportation of hot, nummy coffee. (Sugar and cream will not be involved in the project until 2006, as they complicate matters.)