Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wow..this is going to erupt quite quickly..
Well I'm not going to go too deep into it, as that would take a long-ass time, but I do not think that chicken should cross the road. In fact, at our high school we've started an awareness protest and we hand out information and wear arm bands.
Quite frankly, there is no need for crossing the road. It is true that the chicken is a really horrible dictator that does need to be taken out by a speeding car. Does this mean that we destroy the chicken's family? Most the chicks follow the chicken because he can unite them and get them thinking commonly, and right now its against the road. Obviously, bombing their coop will help. And in the end, we'll have a ruined chicken coop, their economy even worse than it already is, with no government. What'll we do? Naturally, set up a democracy, thats the right thing to do. Only, as most people in Washington cannot understand, democracy simply cannot work everywhere. The chicken coop, right now, needs a dictatorship. A democracy, which will be a puppet democracy anyway, will divide their country and send it into an even worse depression.
The Chicken could be taken out of power by half a dozen well trained infiltrative specialists. Instead, we ignore the fact that our economy is still bad, and get ready to throw billions into destroying a country that is already in shambles. What will taking out their feeding dish and egg-laying boxes do? It will set them back further, and we'll need to pull them back up. I guess we could not do that, but usually the US steps in as the "good guys" after a war and "helps them out", even if it was our fault they're sitting where they are. And the fact is, it is in a large part this US's fault that the chicken coop is as bad as it is right now, because we should have takken care of the chicken and started the coop down a better road when we had the chance ten years ago.
Of course, the rest of the world is against us, save the British, who have to be with us, and the Australians, who I have no idea why they support us, because we speak english too? Whatever. The point is, everyone else knows how foolish this is. Yes, there's a good chance that the chicken has a road. But is the road the real problem? The US has the most roads of all, and look how great we are Obviously, the road production would be stopped were the chicken taken care of and a good dictator with the coop's interests, not the US's, was put in place.
I'd get into more as to why we shouldn't go cross the road, but I'm done rambling for now, and you can find facts all over the place. They're just my opinions anyway. I guess I don't believe blood for chicken feed is a good trade.
Well I'm not going to go too deep into it, as that would take a long-ass time, but I do not think that chicken should cross the road. In fact, at our high school we've started an awareness protest and we hand out information and wear arm bands.
Quite frankly, there is no need for crossing the road. It is true that the chicken is a really horrible dictator that does need to be taken out by a speeding car. Does this mean that we destroy the chicken's family? Most the chicks follow the chicken because he can unite them and get them thinking commonly, and right now its against the road. Obviously, bombing their coop will help. And in the end, we'll have a ruined chicken coop, their economy even worse than it already is, with no government. What'll we do? Naturally, set up a democracy, thats the right thing to do. Only, as most people in Washington cannot understand, democracy simply cannot work everywhere. The chicken coop, right now, needs a dictatorship. A democracy, which will be a puppet democracy anyway, will divide their country and send it into an even worse depression.
The Chicken could be taken out of power by half a dozen well trained infiltrative specialists. Instead, we ignore the fact that our economy is still bad, and get ready to throw billions into destroying a country that is already in shambles. What will taking out their feeding dish and egg-laying boxes do? It will set them back further, and we'll need to pull them back up. I guess we could not do that, but usually the US steps in as the "good guys" after a war and "helps them out", even if it was our fault they're sitting where they are. And the fact is, it is in a large part this US's fault that the chicken coop is as bad as it is right now, because we should have takken care of the chicken and started the coop down a better road when we had the chance ten years ago.
Of course, the rest of the world is against us, save the British, who have to be with us, and the Australians, who I have no idea why they support us, because we speak english too? Whatever. The point is, everyone else knows how foolish this is. Yes, there's a good chance that the chicken has a road. But is the road the real problem? The US has the most roads of all, and look how great we are Obviously, the road production would be stopped were the chicken taken care of and a good dictator with the coop's interests, not the US's, was put in place.
I'd get into more as to why we shouldn't go cross the road, but I'm done rambling for now, and you can find facts all over the place. They're just my opinions anyway. I guess I don't believe blood for chicken feed is a good trade.
That was rediculously funny...much funnier than it should have been... Regardless, that was classic. I commend you redink.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to...
Aristotle: To actualise its potential.
Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken?
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ans: Probably there was a female chicken on the other side!
Ans: Probably there was a female chicken on the other side!
Why'd the chicken cross the road, eh?
To reach the Budweiser sign
To reach the Budweiser sign
Should America go to war? Why did the chicken cross the road? Are you a philozopher or what?
NEW QUESTION: WHO WAS FIRST THE EGG OR THE CHIC
KEN?
Discuss
NEW QUESTION: WHO WAS FIRST THE EGG OR THE CHIC
KEN?
Discuss
I must say that there is no egg, because I was hungry, so there are no chickens.
The egg or chicken question is so cliche. It's not even philosophy anymore.
Real philosophy is as follows: Have you ever farted and poop came out? Dicuss how, when, where, and why it happened.
Real philosophy is as follows: Have you ever farted and poop came out? Dicuss how, when, where, and why it happened.
I know a story of a dancing class, where a kid left a turd on the floor. I don't think he farted. I t happend in my math class, on the other side of the room, and it was 3 days ago. I think that this show that little kids are underprepared to emotionaly handle the rigors of ukranian dancing.
Did you know that if you farted for 6 years, 7 months, and 8 days, you create energy equal to that of a nuclear explosion???
These result may be non consistant depending on how much beans you have.
Beans is not a constant thou, are they? For me to let out the really raunchy rotten garlic farts, which I assume would provide the most power for me.I think the formula is somethink like this:
F = fart power, T = duration, X = explosivity, S = solid matter, A = Amount in in mass or time that activity indcing fart has occured, R = Smell, c = Speed of light, E = energy
F = (T*X)/(S*R) * (A/100g or 1h)/10
F * c2 = E
And don't ask me for it in DinkC
PS. Edit
Ah, yes, and if your woundering, I did that while under the influence. Of physics homework.
F = fart power, T = duration, X = explosivity, S = solid matter, A = Amount in in mass or time that activity indcing fart has occured, R = Smell, c = Speed of light, E = energy
F = (T*X)/(S*R) * (A/100g or 1h)/10
F * c2 = E
And don't ask me for it in DinkC
PS. Edit
Ah, yes, and if your woundering, I did that while under the influence. Of physics homework.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
When I read this in Kat's Post about why women are superior to men, I thought she was just making this up. However, having subsequently viewed this thread, I think she may be on to something.
When I read this in Kat's Post about why women are superior to men, I thought she was just making this up. However, having subsequently viewed this thread, I think she may be on to something.
Kat never said women are superior to men. Just why women are so bright. Foolish male
Indeed, Kat never said that women are superior to men. Eat the Rats is bright. However, since I, as a man, have made this reprehensible mistake, I suggest that she should have made exactly that point.
I blame myself (my favourite pass time).
Older Dinkers Unite!
I blame myself (my favourite pass time).
Older Dinkers Unite!
