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February 21st 2003, 02:29 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Beans is not a constant thou, are they? For me to let out the really raunchy rotten garlic farts, which I assume would provide the most power for me.I think the formula is somethink like this:
F = fart power, T = duration, X = explosivity, S = solid matter, A = Amount in in mass or time that activity indcing fart has occured, R = Smell, c = Speed of light, E = energy
F = (T*X)/(S*R) * (A/100g or 1h)/10
F * c2 = E
And don't ask me for it in DinkC
PS. Edit
Ah, yes, and if your woundering, I did that while under the influence. Of physics homework.