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February 17th 2003, 07:11 PM
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Wow..this is going to erupt quite quickly..

Well I'm not going to go too deep into it, as that would take a long-ass time, but I do not think that chicken should cross the road. In fact, at our high school we've started an awareness protest and we hand out information and wear arm bands.

Quite frankly, there is no need for crossing the road. It is true that the chicken is a really horrible dictator that does need to be taken out by a speeding car. Does this mean that we destroy the chicken's family? Most the chicks follow the chicken because he can unite them and get them thinking commonly, and right now its against the road. Obviously, bombing their coop will help. And in the end, we'll have a ruined chicken coop, their economy even worse than it already is, with no government. What'll we do? Naturally, set up a democracy, thats the right thing to do. Only, as most people in Washington cannot understand, democracy simply cannot work everywhere. The chicken coop, right now, needs a dictatorship. A democracy, which will be a puppet democracy anyway, will divide their country and send it into an even worse depression.

The Chicken could be taken out of power by half a dozen well trained infiltrative specialists. Instead, we ignore the fact that our economy is still bad, and get ready to throw billions into destroying a country that is already in shambles. What will taking out their feeding dish and egg-laying boxes do? It will set them back further, and we'll need to pull them back up. I guess we could not do that, but usually the US steps in as the "good guys" after a war and "helps them out", even if it was our fault they're sitting where they are. And the fact is, it is in a large part this US's fault that the chicken coop is as bad as it is right now, because we should have takken care of the chicken and started the coop down a better road when we had the chance ten years ago.

Of course, the rest of the world is against us, save the British, who have to be with us, and the Australians, who I have no idea why they support us, because we speak english too? Whatever. The point is, everyone else knows how foolish this is. Yes, there's a good chance that the chicken has a road. But is the road the real problem? The US has the most roads of all, and look how great we are Obviously, the road production would be stopped were the chicken taken care of and a good dictator with the coop's interests, not the US's, was put in place.

I'd get into more as to why we shouldn't go cross the road, but I'm done rambling for now, and you can find facts all over the place. They're just my opinions anyway. I guess I don't believe blood for chicken feed is a good trade.