The Dink Network

The year is 20XX. The one they call Tal has updated his Dink Network profile, which serves as a catalyst for all sorts of pizza delivery orders.

http://www.homestarrunner.com
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I truly hate that my involvement here has been insubstantial and inconsistent for, uh, literally over a decade lol

Though I am somewhat proud of my unwitting evolution into a multifaceted in-joke, even if most spins have been unflattering at best. But in fairness, being associated with porn and destructive apathy is befitting of me.

I was, for entirely too long of a tragic spell, entrusted to maintain some semblance of order as redink1 dedicated his time to maintaining a life outside of the internet. As it so happened, I too found my life quickly carrying me through a much different path. It was fraught with anxiety and turmoil. Nearly every choice was a miscalculation, and virtually every free moment was squandered. I may have had the ability to uplift the scalawags and degenerates I associated with, but I ultimately lacked the will and the strength to do so. At times it seems like every life I've impacted, I've done so with no perceivable benefit.

I have been associated with this place in some form or fashion for almost 20 years. The community has persisted against all odds, and I am constantly amazed by that. Friendly faces have distanced themselves or disappeared entirely, and I regret that I likely contributed heavily to this. Community members I cared about have died while I've drifted in and out. The burden on my soul is insurmountable. This place has influenced me in countless ways, it's given me more than I could ever realize, and I've presented it an oft-mentioned legacy... of comical ineptitude, and perhaps the occasional decent one-liner.

Piss.