The Dink Network

dude i called her first and she wasnt home its not like im going to sit there and try to explain everything which the email was like 10 paragraphs i dont think she wanted to sit and listen to all of that while she was at her friends house which is why i emailed it its not like i just did it to be a dick or something what is with these little "appropriate" codes of conduct its 2006 email is a major form of communication far superior to handwriting and envelopes dude stop being a little priss its not about social status anymore its about being yourself get in with the new and out with the old tophat wearin tea sipping cane totin sneezeguzzle this is the computer age not shakespeare we dont live in a sonnet and talk in "proper" english and use these silly things called etiquette go tuck in your shirt or something and keep your condescending holier than thou because i follow traditional procedure rather than thinking for myself attitude to yourself man wear some jeans and tennis shoes every now and then this isnt a wedding or a funeral its modern life not the 1400s