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King: And so, that's why your Mom came back from the dead to start a bake sale to earn enough money to hire a hitman to take you out, Dink.
Dink: Whew, thankfully I killed her. Again.
King: I must say, it sounds like an awfully twisty and unexpected story.
Dink: I'll say!
[The 'King' rips off his disquise and reveals himself to be a giant banana]
Dink: Ack, another twisted and unexpected thing!
Banana: Dink, your king has been long dead. We're going to make a Dink Pie, and need to grind you up in order to make it.
Dink: Hey, it would be completely expected for me to fight back and kick some Banana ass, but because unexpected things are what it takes to be a winner, I'll just sit here and let you grind me up.
[Banana gets out the grinder and starts using it]
Dink: Ooh, that tickles! Wait... wait... aaahhahahwowow!
[Fade to black]
[Fade up to the King's castle full of Bananas eating Dink Pie]
Bananas in Unison: Mmmm, good! Wait, that might have been expected...
[Bananas explode into a vibrant array of bloody rainbows]
[Tiny pieces start to piece themselves back together forming...]
Dink: Howdy folks! That was unexpected, eh? I just figured out who my Dad was, the T-1000! Woohoo, time to go wipe out the rest of humanity!
[And with that, Dink destroyed all of humanity]
Dink: Whew, thankfully I killed her. Again.
King: I must say, it sounds like an awfully twisty and unexpected story.
Dink: I'll say!
[The 'King' rips off his disquise and reveals himself to be a giant banana]
Dink: Ack, another twisted and unexpected thing!
Banana: Dink, your king has been long dead. We're going to make a Dink Pie, and need to grind you up in order to make it.
Dink: Hey, it would be completely expected for me to fight back and kick some Banana ass, but because unexpected things are what it takes to be a winner, I'll just sit here and let you grind me up.
[Banana gets out the grinder and starts using it]
Dink: Ooh, that tickles! Wait... wait... aaahhahahwowow!
[Fade to black]
[Fade up to the King's castle full of Bananas eating Dink Pie]
Bananas in Unison: Mmmm, good! Wait, that might have been expected...
[Bananas explode into a vibrant array of bloody rainbows]
[Tiny pieces start to piece themselves back together forming...]
Dink: Howdy folks! That was unexpected, eh? I just figured out who my Dad was, the T-1000! Woohoo, time to go wipe out the rest of humanity!
[And with that, Dink destroyed all of humanity]
