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And there is the obvious question about the type of balls it sucks. There are many options such as footballs, tennis balls, basketballs, snooker balls or golf balls. Also there are some more worrying balls to be thought of, such as meatballs or paintballs. Especially the idea of multiple people sucking on the same meatball before it's eaten somehow disturbs me, even if it is mother earth who is doing the sucking... 
