The Dink Network

This is gonna sound really stupid cause I'm already working on a bunch of files, but I need ideas for anything Dink related.
I am actually posting this cause one of my friends (the all dreaded mates ((?)) (((my profile)))) who doesn't have internet wants to make something Dink related. So he came to me for ideas but I didn't have any 'good' ones now he's threating to do something 'humiliating' to me, trust me, he CAN humiliate anyone!
HELP, PLZ.

P.S. Don't call me a dork?

Humiliate you? Your friend sounds like a dork, to be honest, not you. Let him continue thinking for himself for a while (it's much more fun to make something that you yourself made up after all) or let him look at one of those 20 "ideaz here" topics.

Trust me, your friend won't do anything to you. I remember, when I was on my 5th class sometimes. My so-called "friend" threated, that one of us (means me, my friend, and his "nuts gone" friend) will die on that evening. Now it's been eight years of that. Maybe I'm dead? I would actually want him to try kill me, cause I took some Judo lessons a while ago, so now I would probably kick his áss!

Gather up a mob of people he's been humiliating and RETALIATE!

Wow, are there still people who don't have internet? Not even at school? Strange.

the school should have internet. i can't imagine school without it

by the way i only got the internet recently (a few months ago)