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Scary

October 5th 2006, 02:39 AM
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You want to see something scary? Check this out. Warning! May bend one's perception of reality.

I am sure some of you probably have seen this before when it was *new*, but I just found it, and all I can say is that I had been a fool to believe that I had pioneered this technique- just goes to show that one can always find someone who is a bigger idiot than themself.

Really, why the Network chooses to spare this sort of crap from the toilet of deletion is beyond me, because I imagine that those aaaaa....'s are so numerous that they would clog it to the point that we would need some scrubbing bubbles or something...
October 5th 2006, 06:41 AM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
That's a blog without comments enabled.

Those types of blogs are fairly 'hidden' on the site, as they aren't validated and don't appear on the board. I didn't even know this one existed, and it doesn't have that bad of an effect: spacehoggy's profile looks bad, oh no.
October 5th 2006, 11:03 AM
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yups

scary...
October 5th 2006, 11:35 AM
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Thumbs up for this one.
October 5th 2006, 02:09 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I got dizzy when I scrolled that page to the right.
October 5th 2006, 05:00 PM
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After rescuing Zaphod Beeblebrox from Tassadar's evil Goldium mine on Tarsonis, Rodger Wilco then faces an insidious transdimesional mutant swine known as the Spacehoggy. He quickly baconifies this threat by hitting the Spacehoggy squarely on its cyberbionic nose with his intergalactic golden broom, causing the nose to malfunction and irradiate the Spacehoggy. He then recieves a pan galactic garble blaster from Tek Jansen and Slartibartfast for saving the universe from the Spacehoggy.
October 6th 2006, 12:19 AM
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slayer4990
Peasant He/Him Canada
Foppery and Whim! 
Yeah, bout that, I'm just going to pretend it made a lick o' sense
October 6th 2006, 12:57 AM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
That gave me a small headache.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
October 6th 2006, 01:32 AM
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Which, Spacehoggy's blog or my *interesting* comment?

And I thought you played Starcraft? You should at least know about Tassadar and Tarsonis.
As for Slartibartfast- well, he and the rest of the Magrethians have the power to make and unmake planets, so don't mock him. Anyway, Slarty once saved the Earth from being destroyed by Cricket playing robots from outer space, so you should be thankful for him.

ahhhh, jargon + unforgivable number of sci-fi references = crazy comment, for you math wizards out there.

There's ample warning- Spacehoggy is in fact REALLY scary.
October 6th 2006, 03:23 AM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
I've always considered myself a whiz at math, but "+" and "="??

...slow down!
October 6th 2006, 10:28 AM
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{
LadyValoveer = 2;
LadyValoveer += 1;
if (LadyValvoveer == 3)
{
int total_confusion = LadyValvoveer;
}
}

There you go... a few nice operations.

I just want to say something, Spacehoggy has the longest blog, but definitely not the scariest, I probably should save any bombshells until Halloween, though.
October 6th 2006, 03:33 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
LadyValvoveer? lol